Sexual Regrets

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

LOLZ

Did she actually catch you...ahem...inside her daughter? I mean, how much did she see?

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I was standing with my pants down and the girl was knelt down...going to work. I hear the door open and my blood fucking runs cold.

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By Gozen
I was standing with my pants down and the girl was knelt down...going to work. I hear the door open and my blood fucking runs cold.

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What was the situation? Was it the middle of the day or something when her parents were in? You should have at least blocked the door. I'd be terrified of that happening.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

I was standing with my pants down and the girl was knelt down...going to work. I hear the door open and my blood fucking runs cold.

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Sounds to me like you were set-up.The girl must've wanted to get back at mommy for something. I mean why didnt she lock the door?

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Originally Posted by Jetman

Sounds to me like you were set-up.The girl must've wanted to get back at mommy for something. I mean why didnt she lock the door?

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I don't think she had a lock, besides this all happened kind of spur of the moment. The 'risk' of getting caught was there, but you never in your wildest dreams ever think it's going to happen...Until it fucking does.

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Originally Posted by burky

What was the situation? Was it the middle of the day or something when her parents were in? You should have at least blocked the door. I'd be terrified of that happening.

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It was around late afternoon, and like I said it just sort of happened.

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Originally Posted by Lordmrw

Amazingly enough, the only regrets that I have are the blatantly obvious times really hot girls wanted to do me, and I had my head in my ass. When I think back on it, some of those girls were ones my friends would have given a testicle to hit, and they damn near did everything except put their bush in my face, and I was too damn dumb to do the deed.

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Im sorry but you must be gay then.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

Getting caught by the mother. So embarassed I almost wanted to do like a tap dance or something to make the situation even more ridiculous.

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Sometimes not getting caught can be pretty ridiculous too. It's really great when you sneak over to your girlfriend's house on a school night in high school, and in the middle of the night while you're pounding away, her mother knocks on the door, and you have to hide in her closet wearing nothing but a condom. Fun times.

I don't regret anything though. Other than the fact that this semester, the girlfriend is so busy/exhausted all the time that we don't get to do much. But hey, spring break.

I regret dating my ex for four and half years. I don't regret dating her in general, I just regret dating her for as long as I did. It just seems like a fucking waste.

Almost got caught once. Since all my bedrooms were being redone except for my parents, I had to sleep in the living room since that was where my bed was. Had my (ex)girlfriend over and we were watching dvds. Ran to the dinning room to get my condom, since that was were all my stuff was. We started to go at it. Next thing you know it, mom starts walking down the stairs. Hid under the covers..NAKED. She went back upstairs and we waited to hear the door close and back to where we left off.

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Originally Posted by sethsez

This has happened to me, too.

You think it's bad when the mother sees you inside her precious daughter? It's worse when you're inside her precious son. By far.

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:lol: :lol:

One thing...did his mom know her son was gay before or after she caught you giving him the business?

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Originally Posted by elfneedsfood

I regret dating my ex for four and half years. I don't regret dating her in general, I just regret dating her for as long as I did. It just seems like a fucking waste.

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Eh, I had an ex with whom I probably should have broken up with a year or so earlier as well. It's just hard when you've been dating them that long.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

:lol: :lol:

One thing...did his mom know her son was gay before or after she caught you giving him the business?

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She knew and was cool with it, but she had no clue he and I were anything more than friends. Luckily she liked me beforehand so it wasn't that awkward (afterward, I mean. At the time everyone involved wanted to die).