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Inspried by Dol's comment in the "10 Things About Yourself" thread. I ask the question: do you have any sexual acts that you later regretted? Whether it be right after orgasim or a week or a year later, are there some things that you tried that you just wish you hadn't?
For me, it's definitly busting on my girl's face. It seemed like a really cool idea until the second my orgasim ended. Then I felt really really bad about it. I guess I just respect(ed) her too much.
I regret nothing.
I have nothing to regret.
I masturbate way too much. Other than that, not really.
This is why normal people shouldn't imitate porn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
Porn sluts get paid to take it in the face.
Tony Danza.
j/k
First girl I ever banged was one of my best friends. It fucked up the relationship and we ended up never talking again.
LOLZQuote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
Did she like it?
Yeah, well, I learned that the awkward way I suppose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
My friends ex actually LOVES it on the face. To bad she's a pig.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
WHO'S THE BOSS?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by JefmcC
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Originally Posted by Dolemite
:rolleyes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
Weird thing about that. At first she was just completely shocked. Yeah, that's right, I didn't tell her I was going to do it, I just did it. She was in shock and I felt bad and didn't really enjoy the aftermath of it so we sort of pretended that it didn't happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
A few months later, she told me that the more she thinks about it, the more she liked the idea. This girl was really into the feeling of losing control, being controlled. She liked to have her wrists held tightly during sex, liked having her hair pulled while giving a BJ, etc. She said that busting on her face made her feel like she was nothing but a sexual object and she loved it. Only once in every so often though and only if she didn't know that it was coming (no pun intended) so we only did it every so often.
actually, that is kind of awesomeQuote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
That's hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by JefmcC
"Oh, Tragic, I love making love to you...this is so speci- wait what are y-*BLORG*"Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
:lol: Shit, that's low. Still, she liked it, so...
Blowing a load on a girl can be a turn-on, if they're into it.
It totally is.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
This seems to be a thing with a lot of women. Being dominated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
I have quite a few female friends and it seems if any other man tries to control them they instantly turn into SuperBitch and the guy gets an earful. I do it, however, and they turn to mush. I'm assuming this is because I'm not an asshole and I don't present myself as a threat so they feel safe letting me control them.
It's feels weird when a normally headstrong and domineering woman just capitulates when I want her to do something. Must be a gift I guess.
So why the fuck can't I get laid? :wtf:
Yeah, I guess it was kinda low. I decided that I wanted to do it in like the 10 seconds before I came so, I was totally not in a rational mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
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Originally Posted by Tragic
:lol: That's cool. Havent done that one yet. That is really fucking cool that she dug it though.Does she swallow too? I've never had one that swallowed :cry: , but I feel that I would regret it if I made or coerced a chick into doing it - because its gross.
Yes, she swallowed. The first BJ she ever gave me she was 15 years old and I kept warning her that I was going to cum and she didn't care, swallowed. It was that way ever since.
I'm telling you, this girl would do anything I wanted and often wanted to do crazy things herself.
:eek: She is a goddess among women - definite keeper....Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
A) is she hotQuote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
B) if yes to A, can I have her number?
Yes, she's hot. I dated her for almost 5 years. Barley over 100 lbs, nice brown hair, pretty green eyes, 5' 6"-ish, tits are on the smaller side but a nice B-Cup.
And we just broke up.
Fuck.
this is like that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry and Elaine fucked and things became awkward. but the only way to save their friendship was to have sex again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
it's a concept everyone should employ. unless you got into an argument with a guy friend. then it's best to just let things be. he wasn't cool anyway.
D'oh --- If the sex was that good for that period of time, I'm sure she'll be running back for more.Dont give up the hope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
Well, technicaally we're on "a break" so the odds of us getting back together are pretty good. I am definitly spoiled though. She's the only girl I've ever been with sexually, or otherwise for that matter.
That means she's out there doing as many black guys as she can get her hands on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
Oh, and girls that swallow rock. A BJ ain't the same if they don't.
Yeah, and I'm betting that she's in the same boat seeing as you two have been fucking since 15. But, if she's the only one you've been with, the break-up may be a blessing in disguise - give you a chance to branch out and experience more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
lol. I'm confident enough to laugh at that idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Jetman, yeah, the breakup was pretty much for that reason. We figured that each other are the only things we've ever known and we're both really busy with school right now so what better time to take a break?
edit: oh, and, we haven't been fucking since 15. We've been sexually active and doing all sorts of crazy shit since 15 but only fucking since a year ago.
I don't think I've ever had a girl who didn't end up taking it on the face more than a few times... You guys are odd.
I don't mind swallowing, but I hate when guys don't give a warning. I don't want to be deep throating and get cum sprayed directly on my uvula. On a side note, I once accidentally burped on my ex-bf's penis. I thought it was funny, but he didn't for some reason. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Eh just about all of em. Though I think mine is the fact that my first girlfriend was so amazingly good in bed, and even though we completely drove eachother nuts, we had the best sexual chemistry I've ever had in my life. While I don't really pine for her or anything, sex just hasn't been the same since, with anyone, because I expect everything I find to at least be as good as that.
So I guess my biggest sexual regret would be having such great sex in the beginning of my sex life.
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Originally Posted by Dolemite
Both of these are true.
Two points.