Sex tricks

Okay, inspired by all of these sexual threads,I never fully knew what a Donkey Punch or a Tony Danza was until reading this link in Tragic's thread that JefmcC posted http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch.

I know what a couple others are but have never tried them - anyways post any you know of , heres two of mine:

'ABRA - CADABRA' - When you're almost ready to cum,fake it with the moans and groans, pull out and spit all over her lower back. When she turns around thinking your done cum in her eye.

'Jelly Donut' - Punch your girl in the nose, and then cum all in her face - powdered jelly donut - YUM :yuck:

I've heard of the Rusty Trumpet and a few others, but have no dea what they are.One of the friends I used to work with knew a lot of them...

Rusty Trombone is when you have a chick lick your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off.

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Originally Posted by Tragic

Rusty Trombone is when you have a chick lick your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off.

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HAHA - I remember that one now.That friend I had told me that one, but I couldnt think of what the hell it was. :D

I learned that one from Opie and Anthony.

I made up two on the drive home from E3 last year:

Hovering Chubacca - Lift a girl off the bed by only her pubes while having sex with her.

Prison Barber - Rip out a girl's pubes.

If you're skilled enough, you can combo from the first into the second.

Jesus Christ...

And, pubes? My only girl was nice and clean shaven. I don't want anything to do with these "pubes".

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Originally Posted by Jetman

'ABRA - CADABRA' - When you're almost ready to cum,fake it with the moans and groans, pull out and spit all over her lower back. When she turns around thinking your done cum in her eye.

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That's actually called a houdini and you can combine it with a donkey puch to make something better than anything else

houdonkey - Fuck a girl from behind then fake an orgasm and spit on her back, when she turns around punch her in the face. I guarantee she will not see that one coming.

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Originally Posted by Tragic

Jesus Christ...

And, pubes? My only girl was nice and clean shaven. I don't want anything to do with these "pubes".

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I don't know a single girl who has pubes, but the ones that do deserve those things to happen to them.

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Originally Posted by Opaque

I don't know a single girl who has pubes, but the ones that do deserve those things to happen to them.

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lol, ibtn.

I was totally expecting shidoshi or Mzo to have said that.

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Originally Posted by Opaque

Hovering Chubacca - Lift a girl off the bed by only her pubes while having sex with her.

Prison Barber - Rip out a girl's pubes.

If you're skilled enough, you can combo from the first into the second.

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lol Just visualizing that one is cracking me up - For the Chewbacca one does she have to roar like a wookie or do you do it while tuggin her bush?