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06 Mar 2005, 12:09 AM
somehobo

true. Wow these egg holders are awsome!
06 Mar 2005, 12:44 AM
Rich

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Originally Posted by station82o

there aren't really best times in the day for exercise - but I recommend the morning because the energy level is there after a good nights sleep, and it kicks starts your overall energy level for the day. The key thing is to exercise at the SAME time every day, dont change it up from morning to evening, make it a part of a morning routine. i'd recommend simple jogging or treadmilling to start, get the endurance up. also, start drinking 8-10 glasses of water a day and stop drinking soda.

Everytime I run in the morning I feel like shit all day. Probably because my legs are tight and I don't stretch, though. :)
06 Mar 2005, 12:47 AM
Gohron

I used to run in the afternoon. In boot-camp we'd run in the morning but our bodies were in such horrible condition that they couldn't get much worse.
06 Mar 2005, 12:48 AM
Omni

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Originally Posted by Gohron

In boot-camp we'd have sex with each other. Awesome workout.

Indeed.
06 Mar 2005, 12:55 AM
Gohron

Don't you motherfuckers have anything else to fucking do?
06 Mar 2005, 12:57 AM
chessmen

Holy shit I'm bustin a damn gut here. Another hilarious thread. But seriously you won't start gaining weight from exercising like frostwolf said. Fat doesn't turn into muscle because they are 2 totally different kinds of cells.
06 Mar 2005, 12:58 AM
LOL

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Originally Posted by Gohron

Don't you motherfuckers remember how I got frostbite on my dick from playing football with Marines?

Yep.
06 Mar 2005, 12:59 AM
Fe 26

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Originally Posted by Gohron

Don't you motherfuckers have anything else to fucking do?

Nope. Like fucking wolves.

Furry, gay ass cock loven, WOLVES.
06 Mar 2005, 01:07 AM
Rich

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Originally Posted by chessmen

Holy shit I'm bustin a damn gut here. Another hilarious thread. But seriously you won't start gaining weight from exercising like frostwolf said. Fat doesn't turn into muscle because they are 2 totally different kinds of cells.

:lol:
06 Mar 2005, 01:08 AM
OmegaFlareX

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Originally Posted by Thief~Silver

I'll loan you some of my insane metabolism, I eat crap food, and sit on my ass all day, and weigh like 115 at 5'7".

I'll probably get diabeties and die at the age of 23.

No you won't. I'm still a member of the skinny-ass-eat-whatever-the-fuck-I-want club and I'm pushing 25. Everyone says it'll catch up with me someday. Whatever. *downs box of Ho-Hos*

For lunch today, I ate two Hot Pockets and like, half the bag of Chex Mix. :link:

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