Sega buys Creative Assembly
http://www.segasammy.co.jp/english/what/what_bk.jsp
Fuck yeah, best decision Sega has made in a long motherfucking time. Rome: Total War is so insanely good. Also announced is a new Creative Assembly title for the consoles (yes, consoles), titled Spartan: Total War.
Oh, and the utterly hilarious irony that this presents to Diffx makes this so infinitely more satisfying and amusing. I would not be surprised if he stabs himself in the eyes just reading the thread title.
Go Sega. Next gen, all will be well, I never doubted you fuckers.