Why do all forums hate n00bs?..

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09 Mar 2005, 01:28 PM
maruchan

Why do all forums hate n00bs?..

Seriously is their un written law that says, that forum members must make all n00bs first couple of days, weeks, months if they stay that long a living hell.

What do we accomplish by being such asses? Besides getting a great kick out of it. Do we make them a stronger contributor to our community? Do we make them less of a pussy? Or maybe it’s a rite of passage to weed all those who can make it in the forum.

I don’t know just had this in my head..

and before any smartasses

STFU,IBTN, IDBTN..BBQ,GOATSE,GOATSE,GOATSE,Eels, or whatever...BBQ!

Fuckers...I'm out..
09 Mar 2005, 01:29 PM
Mr-K

They suck and need to STFU that's why.
09 Mar 2005, 01:36 PM
Rumpy

It's to cull the complete idiots from the people who can hang with us. This is a club and don't you forget it.

Much ike the No Homers Club, we're very selective.
09 Mar 2005, 01:36 PM
Zerohero

Everyone in anything they do or have done was once a N00B...
09 Mar 2005, 01:39 PM
Brand X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zerohero

N00B....

....
09 Mar 2005, 01:42 PM
Calliander

Quote:

Originally Posted by maruchan

What do we accomplish by being such asses? Besides getting a great kick out of it. Do we make them a stronger contributor to our community? Do we make them less of a pussy? Or maybe it’s a rite of passage to weed all those who can make it in the forum.

Shut up, Korian.
09 Mar 2005, 01:58 PM
maruchan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike

Shut up, Korian.

Who the hell are you...?
09 Mar 2005, 02:01 PM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike

Shut up, Korian.

Yeah, who are you?
09 Mar 2005, 02:18 PM
Revoltor

Maruchan...this might possibly be your first coherent thread. I'm so proud of you.

My little boy....has become a man.

And yeah, who the fuck is this "mike" guy?
09 Mar 2005, 02:18 PM
Diff-chan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike

Shut up, Korian.

maruchan is a graduate student at the University of Washington... probably working on his PhD.

He's not some Asian hick from Minnesota... and he's smarter than you.
09 Mar 2005, 02:22 PM
Yoshi

Quote:

Originally Posted by diffusionx

Asian hick

Is that not an oxymoron?

To answer maruchan's question, we treat newbies like shit because we want to get people like remnant, Opaque and Zerohero to leave as soon as possible. It doesn't always work, as you can tell.
09 Mar 2005, 02:23 PM
maruchan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revoltor

Maruchan...this might possibly be your first coherent thread. I'm so proud of you.

My little boy....has become a man.

And yeah, who the fuck is this "mike" guy?

That’s because I Proof read it, and used spell check.
Ha.. Wow and thanks for all the responses, even though it’s a joke towards Mike.
09 Mar 2005, 02:27 PM
Revoltor

If mike left the boards, I seriously doubt anyone would care. (like for reals)

If you left the boards, I'd probably sink into a terrible depression.

(even more for reals)
09 Mar 2005, 02:29 PM
Drewbacca

Quote:

Originally Posted by maruchan

What do we accomplish by being such asses? Besides getting a great kick out of it.

We need no other reason. I'm nice though. It comes with wisdom beyond your years.l

I'm ruder to older members, but only because they provide better material.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revoltor

Maruchan...this might possibly be your first coherent thread. I'm so proud of you.

My little boy....has become a man.

And yeah, who the fuck is this "mike" guy?

Maruchan posted the "I hate crackers" thread, he owns you (and me).
09 Mar 2005, 02:34 PM
Mzo

Everyone hates noobs because they act just like you, maruchan.

They make extra threads when official ones are already available (and often have the information they're looking for). They ask naive questions that can easily be answered by either looking at the game manual or google. They often use very poor grammar which makes them come off as idiots, especially since people don't know anything else about them but that first post.

Everyone hates noobs because they act just like you.
09 Mar 2005, 02:39 PM
Klonoa

i like nubs.
09 Mar 2005, 02:49 PM
Bacon McShig

I think Jesus told people to do it.

"Whomsoever is a stupid noob, STFU or my Father shall smite thee. Hardcore. *dancingbanana.gif*"

It's in Deuteronomies somewhere.
09 Mar 2005, 03:06 PM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzo

Everyone hates noobs because they act just like you, maruchan.

They make extra threads when official ones are already available (and often have the information they're looking for). They ask naive questions that can easily be answered by either looking at the game manual or google. They often use very poor grammar which makes them come off as idiots, especially since people don't know anything else about them but that first post.

Everyone hates noobs because they act just like you.

Who are you?
09 Mar 2005, 03:07 PM
bbobb

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronPlant

Who are you?

OMFG... IP JUST BURNED MZO SOOOOOOO BAD....
09 Mar 2005, 03:09 PM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbobb

OMFG... IP JUST BURNED MZO SOOOOOOO BAD....

Mzo? I think I used to know a Mzo. But I haven't seen him in ages.
09 Mar 2005, 03:16 PM
Korly

Mike = Calliander
09 Mar 2005, 03:17 PM
bbobb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Korly

Mike = Calliander

Thank you Captain Obvious.
09 Mar 2005, 03:18 PM
Zerodash

No one has posted the STFUNoob pic yet? Disappointing.
09 Mar 2005, 03:20 PM
Yoshi

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09 Mar 2005, 03:42 PM
Drewbacca

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbobb

OMFG... IP JUST BURNED MZO SOOOOOOO BAD....

He already used that joke in this very thread, and stole it from maruchan who used it like 2 posts above him. Yet still, he used it to burn Mzo, the ultimate good, so it instantly becomes fresh once again.
09 Mar 2005, 03:44 PM
Chux

I have a good idea why we hate noobs...

Originally posted in the Halo 2 Thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nOObZT3r

DERRR... im new, someone play XBL wit me man, i need teamm8s :'[

That was his first post.
09 Mar 2005, 03:46 PM
Omni

Quote:

Originally Posted by diffusionx

maruchan is a graduate student at the University of Washington... probably working on his PhD.

He's not some Asian hick from Minnesota... and he's smarter than you.

Haha, really?
09 Mar 2005, 04:15 PM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by OmniGear

Haha, really?

Really. BTW, Diff is smarter than you too.
09 Mar 2005, 04:25 PM
Ashen Victor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzo

Everyone hates noobs because they act just like you, maruchan.

They make extra threads when official ones are already available (and often have the information they're looking for). They ask naive questions that can easily be answered by either looking at the game manual or google. They often use very poor grammar which makes them come off as idiots, especially since people don't know anything else about them but that first post.

Everyone hates noobs because they act just like you.

you just described that noob marwan. fucking noob.
09 Mar 2005, 06:48 PM
Drinky Milk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rumpy

It's to cull the complete idiots from the people who can hang with us. This is a club and don't you forget it.

Much ike the No Homers Club, we're very selective.

He-Man Woman Haters Club?
09 Mar 2005, 07:26 PM
Omni

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronPlant

Really. BTW, Diff is smarter than you too.

Yes, what with his maths and all.
09 Mar 2005, 07:27 PM
Ashen Victor

diff is asian?
09 Mar 2005, 07:28 PM
Omni

Yep.
09 Mar 2005, 09:03 PM
Grey's Anatomy

I have no mercy for N00bfags.
They are so dumb, and I hate each and everyone of them.
(Let's let irony set in)
09 Mar 2005, 09:10 PM
Drinky Milk

I always considered Diff to be a white guy with a pink bunny suit on.

I never knew why.
09 Mar 2005, 09:20 PM
Omni

Nah, diff is Asian.
09 Mar 2005, 09:22 PM
frostwolf ex

Quote:

Originally Posted by OmniGear

Nah, diff is Asian.

yeah the part of asia thats in puerto rico.
09 Mar 2005, 09:23 PM
Omni

No, China.
09 Mar 2005, 10:23 PM
arjue

maru is like a bizarro rainman. Good at everything, but completely retarded at english. Oh, and he's a gringo.

Quote:

Originally Posted by maruchan

That’s because I Proof read it, and used spell check.
Ha.. Wow and thanks for all the responses, even though it’s a joke towards Mike.

good stuff, though its "there", not "their".

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