That has to be bullshit, 2 FEET? No way, there's just no fucking way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief~Silver
:lol: This totally made my day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
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That has to be bullshit, 2 FEET? No way, there's just no fucking way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief~Silver
:lol: This totally made my day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
I dont like spiders but i dont usually kill them since they kill the bugs that i hate a lot more like mosquitoes and flies.
All of your military buddies are lying to you about spiders:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp
It's still a fucking beast. So they dont have anesthetic bites? Great, than I can feel it knaw through my body in searing pain then.They still run 10 MPH, and they are still big.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
I'm oddly dissapointed that they don't scream while chasing.
YES.Quote:
Originally Posted by sethsez
Whatever. If a spider chased me I wouldn't even stick around to kill it until it cornered me. I can't stand to see them, can't stand to deal with them, can't even stand to clean up the dead ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
That's it, I'm done with this thread. GONE.Quote:
One that I've heard a lot of is about a troop who didnt check his boots after getting up one morning.Apparently,a smaller one of these was inside his boot,and he went the whole day without knowing it,but his toes and part of his feet felt really numb for some reason.When he retires for the night and takes his boot off, close to three of his toes are chewed off (bone still there of course,but supposedely where his toes were was just a big bloody mass). I guess the spider was still in his boot, as the med.techs and the guy's buddies found it still chillin in the guy's boot.
Spiders arn't scary. Guys ever hear of Grizzly Bears? They are scary, killed some track star up in the mountains. Or so I heard.
All this stories are rediculous, I really hate spiders, but I love to hear all your guys stories. This is one of the best threads in a while. Great story jetman, I was sad to hear it end.
A couple of weeks ago I went in my bathroom to brush my teeth and i looked up and there was a huge spider (well... it was really small, but had hella long legs) right above my entryway. I threw the dirty laundry at it and crushed it with my deodorant and then placed an empty toilet paper tube (I'm too lazy to throw them out so I just toss em on the floor) over its (presumably) dead corpse, and went to school. I came home and it was gone. I think its plotting revenge.
This morning I was walking to the kitchen, and this grizzly bear jumped out of my bathroom and tried to bite me. I squished it with my can of soda and flushed it down the toilet. I HATE grizzly bears.
Spiders Kill Mosquitos, Gnats, Blackflies.
Spiders rule. Stop being wussies..