Getting woke up from a dream AT THE BEST PART

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Originally Posted by SXA

Hahah, this thread reminds me of the weirdest fucking way I woke up this weekend.

In my dream, I accidentally drank a poisonous concoction for a reason I can't remember. I tried to spit it out to avoid dying.

I woke up with spit on my face seconds later.

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Ya, that was spit...you keep thinking that.

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Originally Posted by Tracer

YOU CAN'T READ IN YOUR DREAMS DOUCHEBAG

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NUH-UH!

Proof: I dreamt last night I was on a shopping spree at the music store. One of the albums I bought: Queens of the Stone Age's CD, Rated Mark

13. Physiologically speaking, researchers found that during dreaming REM sleep, males experience erections and females experience increased vaginal blood flow - no matter what the content of the dream. In fact, "wet dreams" may not necessarily coincide with overtly sexual dream content.

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Originally Posted by Brisco Bold

NUH-UH!

Proof: I dreamt last night I was on a shopping spree at the music store. One of the albums I bought: Queens of the Stone Age's CD, Rated Mark

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DO YOU ARGUE WITH BATMAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Men get erections 3 or 4 times during a regular night's sleep. Morning wood is just when you wake up during these events.

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Originally Posted by Blacklight85

A couple of weeks ago i dreamed i was getting it on with this really hot girl who works at the gym at my school, at the part where shes about to give me a blowjob, the room starts shaking and its actually my roomate shaking me awake because my alarm was going off and i didnt hear it. I was so pissed off, i told him the next time that happens just pull the fucking plug.

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Your dreams are boring.

My best dream was when I was like 4 or 5. I was eating at Taco Bell with my family when suddenly Catwoman (played by Michelle Pfeiffer) comes and steals me away from my family! She took me to her underground layer (the basement of Taco Bell) and lets me roam around for a few minutes. I find pictures of my family plastered all over the wall, and then I wake up. No climax.

I often awaken from dreams in which I fall or trip, and as I awake my legs will twitch. I've also awoken from dreams in which something horribly wrong happens to my neck, either it's cut or snapped in half, either way I wake up instantly rub my neck to make sure everything is alright. Another recurring image I have is the loss of my teeth. They're either knocked out or they rot away leaving bloody gums, I end up waking and checking my mouth for damage.

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Originally Posted by AstroBlue

I thought morning glories had to do with build up of pee in your bladder.

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No, that was proven wrong before I believe.

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Originally Posted by Regus

I often awaken from dreams in which I fall or trip, and as I awake my legs will twitch. I've also awoken from dreams in which something horribly wrong happens to my neck, either it's cut or snapped in half, either way I wake up instantly rub my neck to make sure everything is alright. Another recurring image I have is the loss of my teeth. They're either knocked out or they rot away leaving bloody gums, I end up waking and checking my mouth for damage.

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I have the falling while walking dreams all the time when I fall asleep without knowing... like when I pass out real quick while watching TV or doing something else, I always get jolted awake like that.

Dreaming of your teeth falling off means you're unhappy with your current state of health. You feel you're not taking enough care of your body.

I get those, too.

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Originally Posted by Regus

I often awaken from dreams in which I fall or trip, and as I awake my legs will twitch. I've also awoken from dreams in which something horribly wrong happens to my neck, either it's cut or snapped in half, either way I wake up instantly rub my neck to make sure everything is alright. Another recurring image I have is the loss of my teeth. They're either knocked out or they rot away leaving bloody gums, I end up waking and checking my mouth for damage.

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I get something like this pretty often. If I wake up while falling in a dream, I feel like I have just landed on my bed. I've never gone so far as to check my body for injuries though.

that's just crazy.

A guy at a lucid dreaming forum once tried to hack his brain while lucid dreaming. People thought he went into a coma, because he stopped posting for a week or two afterwards.

I used to be hardcore into LD'ing, I'd have them 6 times a week or so. Normal dreams are just quirkier and more fun though. Theres an odd sense of isolation when you LD, and it feels cheap, like when you cheat in GTA. Still, its incredibly interesting and quite mind boggling to think that these worlds you experience are manifestations of your subconcious, and being able to appreciate that while you're still emmersed in one of them is really something. I just hate how it all gets lumped in with hippy shit like Astral Projection and Out of Body Experiences.