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Would Frankenstein turn into a vampire? I don't see why not. I'm pretty sure Wolfman could bite Dracula and create a Wolfbat hybrid of sorts too. I mean shit, technically you could have a wolfbat Mummy, Invisible man and Creature from the Black Lagoon too! The possibilities are endless!!
What if there was a mutant born on krypton who was biten by Dracula then a Werewolf, then was given an invisible potion, then was killed, reassembled, reanimated by lightning and shit, then killed again by angry villagers, then mummified, then biten by a radioactive spider, then bombarded with gamma radiation, then feel into a swamp with toxic ooze, and was a rich industrialist.
I thought about this all the time when I was in kindergarten. I was a special kid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Revoltor
I have basically decided that from drinking Frankenstein's blood Dracula would get pumped up and huge (and for some reason his head didn't grow anywhere near as much as the rest of his body, this looked sort of awkward), and Frankenstein would turn grey, white or blue (depending on what I had to color with) and also get similarly huge. I guess I figured vampiric powers didn't matter or not when you were gigantic and could wreck anything you wanted just for the hell of it. It wasn't quite that well thought out.
He'd be Mzo's Mom.
Woah, which awesome powers can be inherited?
I'm gonna make Mzo a nice bowl of kryptonite garlic silver bullet soup.
This wouldn't work at all. While the body parts would grow, the seams holding them in place wouldn't. Your pumped up Frankenstein would fall apart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave
I can totally see Dracula getting pumped up though.
Since Frankenstein's monster is made up of many different body parts from many different people. Wouldn't only the part Dracula bit become vampire?
This was beyond my reasoning abilities at the time, but I now see the error of my ways. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Revoltor
I can get behind this. If I were made up of the parts of various corpses, I would want vampire tonsils, only because I would love to see a vampire try to bite them.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
I'd want a vampire liver, those Romanian bitches can drink.
You would've been the laughing stock of the scientific community.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave
I don't think so. I'm pretty sure when building a monster out of various parts you have to mend together the different veins and arteries. The vampire infection would have to go through Frankenstein's entire body to take effect.Quote:
Originally Posted by astroblue
It's a shame they're so hairy.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Does Frankenstien actually have blood? Or is he made of magical fairy poof.
Frankenstein is a zombie, therefore already undead and cannot be vampirized. He has no blood.
Shit. That's true.
But can he still be affected by potions? I'm sure if Frankenstein drank the blood of Christ he could turn into a vampire then.
Frankenstein's monster isn't a zombie he can speak, and he doesn't eat brains.
It would just go in to his stomach and digest. Frankenstein can barely speak. He's the king of all zombie's (although not really KING).Quote:
Originally Posted by Revoltor
Last words of Frankenstein's Monster:
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"I shall die, and what I now feel be no longer felt. Soon these burning miseries will be extinct. I shall ascend my funeral pile triumphantly, and exult in the agony of the torturing flames. The light of that conflagration will fade away; my ashes will be swept into the sea by the winds. My spirit will sleep in peace; or if it thinks, it will not surely think thus. Farewell."
Hardly speak...
Herman Munster would beg to differ.
I'd like to see jason get bitten by dracula, probably wouldn't effect much but it would help put him over Frankinstein easily.
I guess I was thinking of the Mummy not speaking. I'm sure he's a zombie, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Watchin the penguins do it at the zoo is a sin because the penguins aint natural, they was made by scientists like the incredible hulk.
Old Frank is dead....meaning the curse wouldn't have any effect on him.
This thread is meaningless. If Dracula bit Prof. Frankenstein he would become a vampire. Simple as that.
That shit is so EMO it hurts.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Thanks smartass.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
I was thinking about which among these are better?
Vikings, Pirates, Ninjas, Aliens, Jedi, Wizards, Robots, Samurai, Mechs (like robots, but with hardass pilots), or Jesus.
It's really a tough one coming down to Vikings and Wizards for me.
What I was thinking, statement that'll make all EMO's jealous with envy.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
Magician Ninjas are cooler than any of that. I call them Ninjicians. But since that's not an option I'll go with Robots.
Magician Ninja aren't better than Vikings. It's well known that Vikings wear wards to protect them from magical trickery.
I bet Jesus would make a good ninja...
OK, what if a vampire bit Jesus? Would he burn when they crucified him?
Thats what makes the Jesus option so appealing. What can't Jesus do?
I always assumed Jesus could manifest the powers of any superhero at any time. He just chose not to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
LoL! Dracula 2000 had something to do with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Don't you mean Ninja Wizards?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
I'll have to do a little more research, but i'm pretty sure that i have something conclusive here.
In ascending order:
Vikings, wizards, pirates, aliens, Jedi, Robots, Samurai, Mechs, Ninjas, and Jesus. (because if anything was better, he wouldn't be Jesus!)
WRONG!Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarkex
You're forgetting Jesus got own3d!
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...chmentid=14889
Ninjicians don't use harmful magic, they use distracting magic. And it's not magic, it's illusion. They have a flower on their pajamas that allows them to perform the old squirting flower gag, but instead of water they use sulfuric acid. Vikings wouldn't stand a chance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
Jesus is like the cross. If vampires touch him they burst in to flames. Nobody knows for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Don't be ridiculous, there's no such thing as Ninja Wizards.Quote:
Originally Posted by voltz
First of all, Mechs shouldn't be so high up the totem pole. They are essentially men jealous of robots trying to become that which they aren't. Robots could kill mechs with ease, because humans are by nature inferior. Fix that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarkex
consider it fixed. I just always envisioned Mechs as way bigger than conventional robots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
Pirates, Wizards and Vikings should be higher up. No way can aliens or ninjas beat any of those. Samurai are hardasses though. Mechs also covers Cyborgs, ala Master Chief and Robocop. Chew on that.
They are. But robots are faster. The only way you'd be able to kill a robot in a mech would be to eitherQuote:
Originally Posted by Anarkex
A) Be in a shitty matrix sequel or B) fire a lot of rockets into an area that a robot is in.
But once mechs are out of rockets the Robots would just climb up them and kill the man inside.
Come ONNN! Ninjas are totally awesome!!!
and all pirates ever do is drink rum, and get scurvey.
Wizards would be cooler if they weren't all just old pedophiles and emo kids.
Vikings...don't really have any special powers as far as i'm concerned.
but that's just me.
though i guess Andrew would be right about the Mechs.
This is, without a doubt, the best freaking thread ever.
Ninjas could take Samurai with ease. Samurai can't kill someone from behind, it always has to be face to face. I read up on Samurai and the Bushido oath and apparently ninjas were actually really feared because of the fact that they could kill from behind or from distance. So in that fact Ninjas should probably be above Samurai.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarkex
Isn't a Ronin a dishonored Samurai with no master and who isn't bound by Bushido? If so they could probably take a ninja pretty easily.
Samurai are definetly more powerful when it comes to fighting. But ninjas have that whole sneaking and working as a group thing going for them. Basically a ninja is a samurai who cannot fight well so to make up for it he has all kinds of deadly cool tools and can sneak really well. Its up in the air as to who would win in a fight, but I am guessing one on one it would be a samurai.
Someone please explain how a dumbass pirate could ever beat a ninja.
... i'm still betting on ninjas not losing to anything short of Jesus.
Where does Billy Zane come in to all this?
He watches. He's the Watcher. Except without the gay blue toga.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
That's never a good sign.Quote:
Originally Posted by voltz
This list is true; the only things that give me problems are Ninjas and Jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarkex
Dude that list is bullshit, Vikings own all over fucking Wizards, Aliens, AND Robots. THEY'RE VIKINGS!
But I thought Keanu Reeves was The Watcher.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
Evidence
Whoa.
I dunno, like i said, Vikings never struck me as having any superpowers except for the cool helmets. what kinds of advantages do they have, besides going totally berserk?Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
They have battleaxes the size of your head, they feel no pain, they ARE FUCKING METAL!
yeah, fine, maybe they'd beat wizards, but not robots, man, robots have mounted flamethrowers.
It wouldn't even take a viking of moderate strength to conquer your flame-shooting tin can. He would cleave it into two half-robots whilst screaming Odin's name!
....Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...chmentid=14891
Problem, mechs never run out of rockets and robots have emergency shut down switches behind their genitals.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
g0zen knows whats up. Besides, Vikings invented "The Horde."
More Info on Vikings
They also have the best music. There's no such thing as Ninja Metal.
All of this is a lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief~Silver
Damn, foiled again.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse...._halloween.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
I saw THAT coming.
Impossible. Robots have laser beam eyes, and many speculate that Godzilla is actually a large robot programming experiment gone horribly wrong. Vikings are cool, I will give you this. But the only weakness to robots is bodies of water. And they may have already conquered water too. Robots have been spotted frolicking in rivers and shallow ponds near the galapagos islands.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
Any old supersoaker will not do.
I like Vikings, but they run on emotion while robots run on logic and perfection. There is no contest here.
Vikings are seafarers. They can go where robots dare not to tread.
And that's the only way they'll survive an attack from robots, by running back to the sea from which they came.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
Where the Viking Archers can launch thick spear-like barbed arrows into their pathetic metal flesh.
Arrows wouldn't even breach their hard outer shells. Axes would have a hard enough time doing so. Although in berserk mode I don't think Vikings would have a hard time. It all depends on the amount of ale consumed before battle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
These aren't just any arrows, these arrows are blessed by one of their heathen shaman, blessed with the power of kicking robot ass.
Religion has no hold over robotic domain. And about the ale business: Robots know the power of Vikings comes from their drunken berserk mode. And in knowing this they would reduce the amount of alcohol in their brew, weakening their power. Infact, I wouldn't be surprised if half of the barrels of ale were replaced with coffee and iced tea, to sober them up. In this state Vikings would be more fixed on doing long division than pillaging or raping.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
But Viking Ale is not made by robots, and it's labled confusingly, they would never find this ale. Besides, Vikings true power is Turisas, god of battle and he will not stand for robot meddling.
You guys are putting WAY too much thought into this. Besides, everyone knows that ninjas rock all of your moms. They have ninja pie!
Robots don't need to read labels. They can X-ray the barrel or cartons and see what's inside. And meddling would be easy, since those guarding the supply would most likely be passed out in a drunken stupor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
It's already been discussed that ninjas are inferior to many on the list. Their big deal is stealth and guile. But sticking to the shadows wouldn't help them with robots, since every robot is equiped with night and heat vision.Quote:
Originally Posted by somehobo
Ever see I Robot?
Someone gave the DVD of it for Christmas. MOVIES AREN'T REAL TRACER.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
Wait a minute... imagine if Vikings built a robot? This could be the common ground we seek.
A robot viking you say? It'd have to be raised by wolves.
TNL has reached perfection, nothing else can be posted that will ever be of greater quality.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
He would be part of the Demon Horde, and we be trained to be the ultimate Demon Warlord.
That's better perfection.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...id=14895&stc=1Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
Jesus was captured and killed by ninjas! Who else would've been able to bring him to his knees like that? If anything, I'm willing to bet they shanked the shit out of him and shurikened him into that cross next to 2 of their traitorous clansmen.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/geoffh/bk.bmp
Ninjas play fake blowup guitars. Lame. END OF STORY.
Ninjas are no Samurai, nor are they even Jedi. Ninjas are cool, but not nearly so high on the totem pole.
Vikings discovered Nova Scotia. They hated it so much they covered the whole thing up. What have robots ever discovered? Besides the fact they'll never have a soul or know true love. HA HA!
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Originally Posted by Revoltor
what if Dracula bit that freak in your signiture? :|
They discovered wolves, black bears, blueberries and many species of butterfly. They also discovered Antarctica.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
I'm not sure but he definitely fought doc Frankenstein and a shitload of zombies:Quote:
Originally Posted by marwan
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
http://santoandfriends.com/InvasionDeLosMuertos.jpg
Have none of you ever seen Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein? Dracula and Frankenstein's monster worked together as a team, therefore Dracula wouldn't want to bite Frankenstein's monster. Dracula and Frankenstein's monster were played by Bella Lugosi and Glenn Strange, respectively, so I believe it to be true cannon.
:wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracer's Link
For the record, ninjas rule all.
It's a Universal Studios picture so it's definitely cannon. The can even roll with Conan the Barbarian if they wanted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kinopio
I think you all are forgetting something here...
G.I. Joes are the true warriors and they can and will kill all of the forementioned beasts.
They're so awesome, and metal, that they have Samurai, mechs, AND ninjas in their ranks.
Proof.
More Proof.
See?
And, that's just the G.I. Joe task force. If I were to bring in the Cobra organization....
If that movie was real, I'd kill myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
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Originally Posted by OmniGear
see, this guy knows his stuff.
Thiis is true, but Universal Studios are not the law writers. For proof, they made Conan the Destroyer. The name is accurate in that it destroys all awesomeness that Conan once had.Quote:
Originally Posted by Revoltor
Fucking best thread EVER
And I'm with Tracer. Vikings are best. They'll kick a robots ass and then rape his mother and sister.
The Vikings got owned by some lamo ass british people comporting themeselves in loin clothes, while worshipping a king who received a sword from some fictitious watery tart)
My condensed list goes as such
Jesus (the X-factory, he could be a viking-ninja-wizard-samurai-elevator operator-Jedi-mechanic-ballet dancer)
Jedi (dude, Vader would whoop all up on some ninja's)
Ninja
Samurai
Pirates
Ballet Dancers
Mimes
Bees
Snakes
Your mom
Hippies
The French Militia
That is all,
Bye
There is no basis for this claim. And robot have no mothers or siblings. And if they did they probably wouldn't mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
Stop ruining this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daddy Warbuk$
I'm sorry King Douche, I'll go get your royal "Real Feel 3000 super sucker"(tm)no women required.
and, by the way, fuck off, vikings are super duper pussies, and the only thing funny about you is your virginity at 30.
LOL
You're the greatest smelly dick wrinkle I know!!
So anyway Robots > Vikings
Robots have too got mothers, they just aren't called that. You could call other units created by said mother its daughter or brother, depending on if its a fembot or a manbot. If they don't care that'd actually be a disadvantage, as after being raped by a viking you can bet your ass they'll be incapacitated, lowering the numbers drastically while simultaneously removing their ability to manufacture more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
ROBOTS RULE!!!:)