The "Make Fun of Threads from Other Message Boards" Thread!

If the thread requires you to log in, just post the dialogue.
The internet has its fair share of stupidity, as I'm sure you're all aware. Display some here, so the rest of it can't see.
http://www.capcomcity.com/capcomcity...viewtopic&t=58

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Hello!
MrKennedy: Im the new guy here i guess....
is this place new???

Jooki: Hi... i donno if its new.. but seemes pretty freaking new to me hahahaha

ChaoofNee:These "OMFG IM NEW" threads are hurting me.
Seriously... please stop.
Where's "The Mastermind"? Can't he set up one "I'm New!" thread as sticky on the top so we don't have a new one every other frellin' second?

MrKennedy: Jooki wrote:
Hi... i donno if its new.. but seemes pretty freaking new to me hahahaha


lol same here.
I need a avy I love VG cats.

Jooki: yes VG cats is the coolest and that guys kinda right.. but dosnt have to be so mean about it

MrKennedy: Jooki wrote:
yes VG cats is the coolest and that guys kinda right.. but dosnt have to be so mean about it



Yeah im sorry About it, Its just THAT IM NEW

Jooki: lol yea you are! and you gots a cool vg cats avatar!

MrKennedy: Jooki wrote:
lol yea you are! and you gots a cool vg cats avatar!


Yep I love Sepiroth.
Am I gonna get in trouble saying this in a Capcom site? Cause Capcom fucking http://www.capcomcity.com/capcomcity...s/icon_eek.gif

Jooki: lol just say i love sphiroth.. and leon!

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That's just starters from this place.

The shit me and MWF could post. You can find some serious "winners" while digging for website/gaming/animated gif material.

http://got-next.com/board/

www.shoryuken.com/forums

The "Make Fun of Threads from Other Message Boards" Thread!

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

If the thread requires you to log in, just post the dialogue.
The internet has its fair share of stupidity, as I'm sure you're all aware. Display some here, so the rest of it can't see.
http://www.capcomcity.com/capcomcity...viewtopic&t=58

That's just starters from this place.

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I'm trolling the shit out of the forums at www.dirty.org at the moment.

Another!
http://www.capcomcity.com/capcomcity...viewtopic&t=88

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Subject: wend will the theatre open
JJ_Skeet: there nothing there

Killer7: The site is new so give it some time

JJ_Skeet: ok

ChaoofNee: So, do you actually look at what you type, or do you slam your hand on the keyboard and hope for the best?

Seriously, the grammar and spelling in here are making me go blind.

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In response to that, I got this over AIM:

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skeet skeet jj (9:10:55 PM): Hello Are you there?
ChaoofNee (9:11:06 PM): Meheheheheheheh
ChaoofNee (9:11:15 PM): Bah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
skeet skeet jj (9:11:35 PM): what did u say about my spelling
ChaoofNee (9:11:50 PM): It seems as if you didn't bother to check it.
skeet skeet jj (9:12:08 PM): i cant spell i got add
ChaoofNee (9:12:25 PM): Ah. Take extra care, then.

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...and I blocked him. I can't believe he followed up on it, especially by using the most overdiagnosed condition (if one can even call it that) ever as an excuse. HAH.

This Skeet Skeet kid is fun.

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

Another!
http://www.capcomcity.com/capcomcity...viewtopic&t=88

In response to that, I got this over AIM:

...and I blocked him. I can't believe he followed up on it, especially by using the most overdiagnosed condition (if one can even call it that) ever as an excuse. HAH.

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Hell I had ADD, and I don't even use that as an excuse. That is week sauce.

He should man-up and admit that he did not give a shit about learning that stuff when he was in school, and be done with it.

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Originally Posted by Revoltor

http://got-next.com/board/

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Ladies and Gentlemen, ClicheMaster 3000.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

This Skeet Skeet kid is fun.

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he luvs rezidant evail lol

These boards are ripe for the pickings, by the way.

I've laid loose the seeds of destruction in there. They should be arguing all night over nothing.
I can't believe Capcom's paying for this site.

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

I've laid loose the seeds of destruction in there. They should be arguing all night over nothing.
I can't believe Capcom's paying for this site.

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You are one of the internets heroes. I salute you.

Salute's not enough. PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME!

...

...that being said, why do these people keep IMing me?

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MeisLn (12:37:49 AM): Hello Are you there?
ChaoofNee (12:38:04 AM): Occasionally.
MeisLn (12:38:32 AM): hello, are you in capcomcity members
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ChaoofNee (12:38:38 AM): Yes.
ChaoofNee (12:39:14 AM): Whyfor do you ask in such language?
MeisLn (12:39:31 AM): because i know to know how it works

ChaoofNee (12:39:44 AM): ...pardon?
MeisLn (12:40:12 AM): it okay, so are you a fan of capcom
ChaoofNee (12:40:31 AM): Quite.
MeisLn (12:40:58 AM): have you play the last episode of megaman X8 on ps2
ChaoofNee (12:41:07 AM): Have not, no.
MeisLn (12:42:43 AM): well, do you like rpg games

ChaoofNee (12:44:06 AM): I do.
ChaoofNee (12:44:14 AM): I'm assuming you're on Capcom City.
MeisLn (12:44:26 AM): yep
MeisLn (12:44:33 AM): just register yesterday
ChaoofNee (12:44:51 AM): Ah.
MeisLn (12:47:18 AM): well, where do you live
ChaoofNee (12:48:34 AM): In a house.
MeisLn (12:49:27 AM): alright
MeisLn (12:49:31 AM): sory to disturb you
ChaoofNee (12:49:44 AM): Eh? It is true.
MeisLn (12:49:57 AM): what
ChaoofNee (12:50:07 AM): That I live in a house.
MeisLn (12:53:28 AM): hey, are you interest to make new friends or not
ChaoofNee (12:53:41 AM): I interest in much.
MeisLn (12:54:01 AM): i see, well what kind of games do you like to play
ChaoofNee (12:54:16 AM): All of 'em. I'm being serious, too.
MeisLn (12:54:46 AM): hum interesting and have you play DMC3
ChaoofNee (12:55:07 AM): No. Too busy being poor.
ChaoofNee (12:55:32 AM): http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...ad.php?t=35888
I'm looking forward to this game, though. Best graphics ever.
MeisLn (12:55:46 AM): yes, i have it
ChaoofNee (12:56:18 AM): Devil May Cry 3, or the Star Wars game that looks like my chyme?
MeisLn (12:56:52 AM): well, i play only japanese game, rpg, strategy, action
MeisLn (12:57:05 AM): and some english game
ChaoofNee (12:58:03 AM): You should play all world game. Many more landforms games good make than just small landform. Good game Japan make, yes, but elsewhere are game that good up yuss.
MeisLn (12:58:54 AM): my best games are sd gundam GGeneration series and super robot wars series, do you know these games
ChaoofNee (12:59:12 AM): Super Robot Taisen makes mouths happy.
MeisLn (12:59:43 AM): hey, don't forget super robot wars alpha 3 this year
ChaoofNee (12:59:43 AM): I no speak'um the chingchang, so nothing from which I derive from gaming experience.
MeisLn (1:00:36 AM): well i mostly play all kind of games except a few sports games
MeisLn (1:00:47 AM): because i have about 300 psx games and 200 ps2 games
ChaoofNee (1:01:30 AM): Those numbers are large.
MeisLn (1:01:51 AM): :-D
MeisLn (1:02:19 AM): i also collect others classic games
ChaoofNee (1:04:17 AM): Am time i bed now, for the sheep has grown weary of the fruitbasket atop its mother's IHOP.

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This guy is either really spoiled and stupid or has no control over his spending and is stupid.

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

ChaoofNee (12:58:03 AM): You should play all world game. Many more landforms games good make than just small landform. Good game Japan make, yes, but elsewhere are game that good up yuss.
MeisLn (12:58:54 AM): my best games are sd gundam GGeneration series and super robot wars series, do you know these games
ChaoofNee (12:59:12 AM): Super Robot Taisen makes mouths happy.
MeisLn (12:59:43 AM): hey, don't forget super robot wars alpha 3 this year
ChaoofNee (12:59:43 AM): I no speak'um the chingchang, so nothing from which I derive from gaming experience.
MeisLn (1:00:36 AM): well i mostly play all kind of games except a few sports games
MeisLn (1:00:47 AM): because i have about 300 psx games and 200 ps2 games
ChaoofNee (1:01:30 AM): Those numbers are large.
MeisLn (1:01:51 AM): :-D
MeisLn (1:02:19 AM): i also collect others classic games
ChaoofNee (1:04:17 AM): Am time i bed now, for the sheep has grown weary of the fruitbasket atop its mother's IHOP.

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:lol: - and great, you gave him a link to here - :sweat: Whatever you do DONT throw a link in Capcom City to here...We dont need the IQ in this board dipping down into the negatives.

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

Another!
http://www.capcomcity.com/capcomcity...viewtopic&t=88

In response to that, I got this over AIM:

...and I blocked him. I can't believe he followed up on it, especially by using the most overdiagnosed condition (if one can even call it that) ever as an excuse. HAH.

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I have ADD and I have no problem spelling usually, for the record.

ADD is a fucking cop out for people who don't try hard enough.

Eh I have to disagree with that, ask people what I'm like without medication for it and there's my proof.

You're a pussy.

Awe. That hurts, really.

Don't worry, just pop some more "meds".

It's ok, something else will grab your attention and you'll forget this ever happend.

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Originally Posted by Tracer

ADD is a fucking cop out for people who don't try hard enough.

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Seriously. If Einstein and Edison both had it, I think everyone else who has it can go through life with out being a complete retard.

A wallpaper made by one of the artistic gents at Capcom City:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...iwallpaper.jpg
All I can say is...
MY EYES!!!!! AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!

i laugh AND point at anything that comes off of 4chan. shit is ridiculously assinine, and i swear to god it's the new magnet for retards on the internet(previously the title was held by gamefaqs).

i've learned so much useless net "slang" there that i think my god damn brain is going to explode.

Jesus, C, how bored are you these days?

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

A wallpaper made by one of the artistic gents at Capcom City:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...iwallpaper.jpg
All I can say is...
MY EYES!!!!! AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!

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Do you think this artist likes Chun Li?

Another.

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zeeshan333: Hello Are you there?Hello Are you there?
zeeshan333: Im from Capcom City. can u do me a favor and click a link for another fanpimp like capcom city
http://www.virginmobileinsiders.com/...shan&linkID=17 im desperate for clicks I need a lot to win a new phone its for a contest
If you click the link ill give you 100 points on capcom city (just tell me ur username)

ChaoofNee: I'll need more than that.
zeeshan333: name
zeeshan333: to clcik a link?
ChaoofNee: Yes.
zeeshan333: fuck no
zeeshan333: 100 points
ChaoofNee: Good. I wasn't planning on asking for that.
zeeshan333: all u gotta do is click
ChaoofNee: Too much work for one click. I've killed a man for less. This is big time, here.
zeeshan333: w/e
zeeshan333: tx for ur time
ChaoofNee: Texas for my time?
zeeshan333: Thanks
ChaoofNee: For Texas?
zeeshan333: ur a real asshole
ChaoofNee: I'm glad I'm not a prosthetic one. Good.
zeeshan333: well ur intelligent
zeeshan333: I give u props4 that
zeeshan333: http://maddox.xmission.com/
zeeshan333: hes just like u
zeeshan333: read his blogs and shit
ChaoofNee: Definitely not. I don't need a website to give myself attention.
ChaoofNee: ...though Maddox is very funny.
zeeshan333: it doesn not benefit me
zeeshan333: Maddox writes funny shit
ChaoofNee: Quite. Away I go!

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Not as successful as the last, though.

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

.ChaoofNee: I'm glad I'm not a prosthetic one. Good.

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:lol:

Pfft...

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Subject:Why is Capcom Classics not coming out on Gamecube?
Stak: Seriously. Because there is where you'll find your nostalgia gamers.

I know I would have bought a GC copy.

Killer7: Yeah odd how there is no cube version

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ChaoofNee: Capcom probably wants to actually make money on this one.

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Killer7: Your saying that an Xbox copy of this game will sell more than a gamecube one????? You have got to be kidding me. Nobody on xbox gives a care about this game, they only play online games, more specifically shooters. It should have been on PS2 and gamecube.

Killer_Sylvia: Yup, they would've made a hell of a lot more money on the Cube than the Box.

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ChaoofNee:

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Originally Posted by Killer7

Your saying that an Xbox copy of this game will sell more than a gamecube one????? You have got to be kidding me. Nobody on xbox gives a care about this game, they only play online games, more specifically shooters. It should have been on PS2 and gamecube.

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Incredible. Thank you.

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Haw. There's this hilarious Xbox hatred over there. According to most people at Capcom City, all the Xbox is good for is Halo 2, and we all know that sucks because America made it. America also makes bombs, George Bush, and Totally Spies, so it's evil.

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

Pfft...

Haw. There's this hilarious Xbox hatred over there. According to most people at Capcom City, all the Xbox is good for is Halo 2, and we all know that sucks because America made it. America also makes bombs, George Bush, and Totally Spies, so it's evil.

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

MeisLn (12:58:54 AM): my best games are sd gundam GGeneration series and super robot wars series, do you know these games
ChaoofNee (12:59:12 AM): Super Robot Taisen makes mouths happy.
MeisLn (12:59:43 AM): hey, don't forget super robot wars alpha 3 this year

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This is fucking funny. He's so serious too. It's like the perfect Japanese game name cliche.

Here's a recent gem from the shmups.com board. It's in off-topic for anyone who feels like browsing over there ("are western gamers lazy when it comes to shmups" or something like that). Both said by the same guy:

"Literature is far more pointless than videogames.Any game is far more stimulating to brain than any mass of words put together to explain the universe.."

AND

"the advantage of experience is learning to predict when i'm willing to spend time with something.I played Ikaruga for about...70 hours, i think, and stopped at 20 M roughly.Then i said "enough, at least for me".After 20 years, i can figure out in a pretty scientific way when it's enough for me."

Emphasis in the second one added by me.

What's with the "FPShite" term?

Those people are huge faggot-chans.

Admittedly, there's been a backlash of sorts against that mentallity recently over there. Randorama will always be a holdout, though. He's not QUITE Recap, but...

the "talk about jesus" thread from my own god damn forums. nothing worse than a handicapped kid with a belief structure that's built upon the children's bible.

http://www.pimp-productions.com/boar...php?topic=38.0