What do you do?

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Originally Posted by flux=rad

I get drunk every day and night. And then I do something that relates to the English language in some way, but I don't really remember exactly what right now.

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OLE MISS ROCKS!!!

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

Cold Stone Icecream is freaking awesome.

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The non-chain places such as the Mixx are much better. They make their icecream on the premesis from scratch. The pear sherbert tastes like fresh pairs, and they too mix on a stone slab.

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Originally Posted by FM Nick

I am a receptionist at a hip hair salon and day spa in Reno, NV. Salon Neaz. I get to work with pretty women and hear them gossip all day about the following things:

1) Who is gay.
2) Who is not gay.
3) Michael Jackson.
4) Politics.
5) Skin.
6) Hair.

My job is awesome.

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You are the little sister they always wanted.

I work for a major Software Company on Mobile Devices. It pays the bills. And I love it.

I am a Global Accounts Manager for a company which shall remain nameless due to our web nazi's.

We own and operate over 200 offices/factories/warehouses in the US alone.

We crush exxon moble, btw, and it's not even close. I'm not sure where said poster got #2 from, maybe #2 in petrol.

My day is entirely based around Hong Kong and China, specifically, factory location and evaluation.

My specific "job" is to determine who is able to build for our company, how much they charge, what's our profit margin on completed assemblies, and coordination of necessary materials to be transported to said facility.

It pays really well and it's cake. Plus, it puts me on the fast track to Operations Manager (CEO) due to high visibility.

You can do this to, it only takes an MBA and a drive to beat the hell of out Chinese people on pricing!

my office is FULL of women, I'm over 26 (and less than 30) and trust me, I love women, but working all day with cackling hens does tend to get annoying. I've fired 2 for gossip alone.

Regards

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

The world doesnt need so many fucking graphic designers.

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No, the world needs many good graphic designers. As you can tell by that Lynaae group (if you looked at their stuff), there's a lot of bad ones out there who don't know what they're doing.

Never trust a design company named like an insurance company (the founders names being the company name).

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Originally Posted by Daddy Warbuk$

I am a Global Accounts Manager for a company which shall remain nameless due to our web nazi's.

We own and operate over 200 offices/factories/warehouses in the US alone.

We crush exxon moble, btw, and it's not even close. I'm not sure where said poster got #2 from, maybe #2 in petrol.

My day is entirely based around Hong Kong and China, specifically, factory location and evaluation.

My specific "job" is to determine who is able to build for our company, how much they charge, what's our profit margin on completed assemblies, and coordination of necessary materials to be transported to said facility.

It pays really well and it's cake. Plus, it puts me on the fast track to Operations Manager (CEO) due to high visibility.

You can do this to, it only takes an MBA and a drive to beat the hell of out Chinese people on pricing!

my office is FULL of women, I'm over 26 (and less than 30) and trust me, I love women, but working all day with cackling hens does tend to get annoying. I've fired 2 for gossip alone.

Regards

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LOL. Get me a job then we can be like pals in the office. I'll throw stress balls at you and blame it on the foreign guy. Which is ironic because of something goes wrong with the factories the foreign guy can blame you. AM I RITE!?

Nah, the factory "guys" generally don't deal with me. I set up the projects, I track performance, but expeditors and program managers take it from there, i throw super stress balls at them.

Plus I am generally 5-10 years younger than them, and that makes them all the madder.

I don't need a graphic designer, I could, however, use a good sugar stir(er) guy.

You'll get the best of both worlds.

Lavishly designed coffee straws?

I'm a college student going for my Bachelors in Sociology. I don't work, why should I? Everything I need is pretty much paid for until I graduate. So, it'll suck down the line when I'm a grad student and have to work a job ontop of school.

I usually leave custom designed briefs on the desk of my boss every morning. They have my face on the crotch. I found it to be a great success with the ladies... for my boss. One look at my face on your crotch and they'll be all over it. Trust me man.

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Originally Posted by Daddy Warbuk$

Lavishly designed coffee straws?

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Not a bad idea and custom designed ledgers. I'm really into pattern right now.