Whose avatar would win in a fight?

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13 Apr 2005, 03:57 AM
Kev

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vasteel

Look, you know this is over as soon as Dolemite shows up. He already won, muthafuckas.

Unless someone has a "Tiger" Williams avatar, yeah, pretty much.
13 Apr 2005, 04:17 AM
maruchan

Theirs not chance anyone can beat me
13 Apr 2005, 04:18 AM
Vasteel

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Although there is one who could do it...
13 Apr 2005, 04:37 AM
foreverand1day

*cough, cough*
13 Apr 2005, 04:52 AM
Calliander

My MOS is better than Rocca's MOS.

Mine's an alien and friends with the President of the Universe. He also rides on the Heart of Gold spaceship and survived the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 5. I don't know where that stacks up, though.
13 Apr 2005, 05:30 AM
Clash!

Fuck you guys! Not only do my boys fucking shake down structures with crippling bass guitar, they also are half elephant! DEATH FROM ABOVE for a reason!
13 Apr 2005, 05:37 AM
Tragic

I still say you're all fucking dead.
13 Apr 2005, 06:00 AM
JetsToBrazil

Mine is faster than all of yours.
13 Apr 2005, 06:23 AM
Doc Holliday

I betcha' if this guy had an avatar he'd whip all you bitches!
13 Apr 2005, 10:27 AM
Tracer

Quote:

Originally Posted by station82o

tracer would probably win, its conan....

No. Yours has El Banana Negro, who is spoken of in the prophecy, and his might reknowned. I might place that over Conan.

And I might say that UK might have me beat on the principal that Valkyries are higher on the general Viking totem pole, but the two shant fight. If they had to, I would point out that Conan is buds with Crom and if there's any divine intervention, Crom will have something to say about it. Thats Crom. Strong on his Mountian.
13 Apr 2005, 10:33 AM
Ajinryu

FM Nicks would own everyone else's in retrospective due to the friggin Sniper Rifle.
13 Apr 2005, 10:48 AM
Scourge

I want to see my old Death Dealer av fight Conan. I think Death Dealer would win. His name is Death Dealer!

http://www.geocities.com/ryan051273/...ealer_crop.jpg

Otherwise, Zhang Ziyi wins by virture of being Zhang Ziyi.

But look!

http://www.geocities.com/ryan051273/...ler_4_crop.jpg

That's DD above, and Conan below!
13 Apr 2005, 10:59 AM
Tracer

That looks like a Jag Panzer cover. It's really cool, but I'm going to place Conan above. He has Subotai and whatshername on his side too. Must not forget this.
13 Apr 2005, 11:00 AM
Bacon McShig

Master, you are so owned. My guy is picking up trees like they were nothing.
13 Apr 2005, 11:12 AM
Tracer

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And if we're bringing back avs to fight...
13 Apr 2005, 11:16 AM
Aurora

Um, guys...this is no contest.

I win.

End of story.
13 Apr 2005, 11:19 AM
Cowdisease

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aurora

Um, guys...this is no contest.

I win.

End of story.

You don't have this guy in your av

http://www.insidejoke.tv/images/200306/skatkat2.jpg

so Paula loses.
13 Apr 2005, 11:21 AM
Giltch

My naked Mario would PWN the whole lot of you
13 Apr 2005, 11:23 AM
Dolemite

<------- *ahem*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracer

It's fucking Conan dude. Conan can't lose.

Conan's a top contender, yeah. A worthy second place.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracer

He has +20 passive defence. The backstab has a chance to miss if the ATR is below 1700.

Conan wouldn't quote lame D&D crap.
13 Apr 2005, 11:28 AM
Tracer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Conan wouldn't quote lame D&D crap.

I rolled 7 against lameness. My chart says it was funny.
13 Apr 2005, 11:30 AM
Zerodash

Sinistar Hungers. He lives. And he always comes back.

Beware
13 Apr 2005, 11:30 AM
Tracer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aurora

Um, guys...this is no contest.

I win.

End of story.

Ahh.. Shut Up And ___ . The early 90's were full of such things. Like Charles Barkley's "Shut Up And Jam."
13 Apr 2005, 11:31 AM
Revoltor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracer

That looks like a Jag Panzer cover. It's really cool, but I'm going to place Conan above. He has Subotai and whatshername on his side too. Must not forget this.

Yes, and Grace Jones.

LOL!
13 Apr 2005, 11:33 AM
Dolemite

I think Revoltor and sethsez's avs should go at it. ZOMBIE FIGHT!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracer

I rolled 7 against lameness. My chart says it was funny.

Conan must have a +5 axe of teh funnay or something.
13 Apr 2005, 11:35 AM
Tracer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revoltor

Yes, and Grace Jones.

LOL!

I went to a store to buy some DVDs. They had Conan the Barbarian Special Edition for 12.99, and The Conan Double Pack with Barbarian and Destroyer. It was also 12.99.

I asked if I coulc recive a discount for the double-pack because it had Destroyer in it, explaining that it actually decreases the value of the set. They didn't oblige so I just bought the stand-alone.
13 Apr 2005, 11:36 AM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracer

I asked if I coulc recive a discount for the double-pack because it had Destroyer in it, explaining that it actually decreases the value of the set. They didn't oblige so I just bought the stand-alone.

It's a good disc, aside from Arnold making an ass of himself on the commentary.
13 Apr 2005, 11:38 AM
Tracer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

It's a good disc, aside from Arnold making an ass of himself on the commentary.

I've had it before and sold it when I was really really hard up for money. I knew I would buy it back as it deserves to be in my small collection of DVDs forever. So yeah, Arnold makes some stupid comments in the commentary, but he makes up for it in the Total Recall commentary.
13 Apr 2005, 12:07 PM
K3V

The claw would just superzapper all your asses and it'd be over with.
13 Apr 2005, 01:30 PM
Chux

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracer

I've had it before and sold it when I was really really hard up for money. I knew I would buy it back as it deserves to be in my small collection of DVDs forever. So yeah, Arnold makes some stupid comments in the commentary, but he makes up for it in the Total Recall commentary.

I like the retrospective he gives on Pumping Iron the best, but I've yet to hear the TR commentary.
13 Apr 2005, 01:34 PM
Cheebs

Who here want's a piece of my wolfman thing with the champagne glass? Eh? Yeah, that's what I though.

My avatar would mess all y'all up.
13 Apr 2005, 01:36 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chux

I like the retrospective he gives on Pumping Iron the best, but I've yet to hear the TR commentary.

I haven't heard the whole TR commentary, but from what I did hear, I thought it sounded somewhat dry. Conan's was far more entertaining.
13 Apr 2005, 01:39 PM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracer

No. Yours has El Banana Negro, who is spoken of in the prophecy, and his might reknowned. I might place that over Conan.

And I might say that UK might have me beat on the principal that Valkyries are higher on the general Viking totem pole, but the two shant fight. If they had to, I would point out that Conan is buds with Crom and if there's any divine intervention, Crom will have something to say about it. Thats Crom. Strong on his Mountian.

What if he had the sword Caliburn or even Caladbolg?
13 Apr 2005, 02:06 PM
Drewbacca

Stop quoting that prisoner guy. I have him on ignore and you're ruining the illusion.
13 Apr 2005, 04:12 PM
g0zen

As soon as Kratos wakes up, he'll fuck up all you bitches.
13 Apr 2005, 04:49 PM
Shinobi128

I'm the heavyweight champion of the world.
13 Apr 2005, 05:14 PM
Rocca

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shinobi128

I'm the heavyweight champion of the world.

I'd really love to see Kratos vs. Batista.
13 Apr 2005, 05:32 PM
dave is ok

My avatar is the creature of darkness, I win.

(he was also the dickhead guard in Shawshank Redemption)
13 Apr 2005, 05:34 PM
Mzo

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dave

My avatar is the creature of darkness, I win.

(he was also the dickhead guard in Shawshank Redemption)

I knew he looked familiar, I hated that prick. So I guess he's good at his jeorb.
13 Apr 2005, 05:47 PM
dave is ok

Mzo's avatar would get his ass kicked by everyone, haha
13 Apr 2005, 05:52 PM
Gohron

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opaque

Well it is me shooting at exposed individuals and it doesn't say it has to be concelaled, it just says usually it is. I would say shooting sniper rifle at someone and killing them would be sniping, and since no scoping has no auto aim (even though you seem to keep bringing it up because I don't know why) I would say I snipe awesomely on my own without any help what so ever.

I used to be a feared sniper in Desert Combat, sniping in Halo is pretty easy, considering shots are much easier to make in that game and it's very fast paced, the maps are somewhat small and there's plenty of vantage points (along with washed-out colors, making it harder to snipe people). Try dodging patrolling helicopters looking soley for you and waiting in a bush for 30 minutes while people are patrolling the mountains for you just to nail a flag carrier.
13 Apr 2005, 05:54 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzo

jeorb.

jeorb?
13 Apr 2005, 05:56 PM
Gohron

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

jeorb?

Something to do with homestarrunner.com I believe (or whatever the site is). I think one of the characters said it like that.
13 Apr 2005, 05:58 PM
Cowdisease

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dave

My avatar is the creature of darkness, I win.

(he was also the dickhead guard in Shawshank Redemption)

He's also the voice of Lex Luthor, so he gets DOUBLE points.
13 Apr 2005, 06:29 PM
-benediction-

I got no idea if my avatar(ice) would win any fight.. cos i couln'd upload her..
13 Apr 2005, 08:39 PM
Giltch

You lose.
13 Apr 2005, 09:27 PM
Gymkata

*ahem*
13 Apr 2005, 10:16 PM
Razor Ramon

Angus Young loses to nothing.
13 Apr 2005, 11:43 PM
Tracer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

I haven't heard the whole TR commentary, but from what I did hear, I thought it sounded somewhat dry. Conan's was far more entertaining.

Conan's was interesting because of John Milius and Arnold kinda dampens that suprisingly. It's the other way around with Verhoven(sp) and Arnold in TR's commentary. Arnold keeps the whole thing interesting while the director pretty much makes the movie suck.
14 Apr 2005, 12:10 AM
gamevet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scourge

I want to see my old Death Dealer av fight Conan. I think Death Dealer would win. His name is Death Dealer!

http://www.geocities.com/ryan051273/...ealer_crop.jpg

Otherwise, Zhang Ziyi wins by virture of being Zhang Ziyi.

But look!

http://www.geocities.com/ryan051273/...ler_4_crop.jpg

That's DD above, and Conan below!

Conan already met death and won! :p
14 Apr 2005, 04:48 PM
Grey's Anatomy

You all belong to Piotr Rasputin!
Because, he is made of rage.
14 Apr 2005, 04:50 PM
Doc Holliday

Man why all this fightin'?

Can't we all just get along?
14 Apr 2005, 04:52 PM
Grey's Anatomy

Shut up, bitch. I'll mothfuckin' throw you.
14 Apr 2005, 05:36 PM
Chemist

I am on fire..

and yet i still live.. clearly nothing can kill my av.

clearly.
14 Apr 2005, 06:29 PM
George

Kuwabara's all about the ass-kick, Just look, he slices that dude in half in my sig!
14 Apr 2005, 06:31 PM
Drewbacca

If changing avatars is allowed I'm going to change my avatar to a black hole and own you all.
15 Apr 2005, 03:27 AM
gamevet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chemist

I am on fire..

and yet i still live.. clearly nothing can kill my av.

clearly.

Pulls out firehose. :chick:
15 Apr 2005, 04:01 AM
Master

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aces & Eights

Man why all this fightin'?

Can't we all just get along?

Your sig calms me. Yes. Yes we can get along.
15 Apr 2005, 12:59 PM
Gymkata

Dude, Megas has so many functions, he has a button entirely dedicated to ham.

HAM PEOPLE!

Dont tell me that it doesnt kick your ass already.
15 Apr 2005, 01:07 PM
GohanX

I've been thinking. At first thought, having Spiderman and the son of God team up to whup ass would seem to be an unbeatable combination. But as I think about how the fight would actually play out I see that I can not win.

Spiderman would jump and swing all over the place (as Spiderman does) and dish out heavy punishment upon the enemy. With his superhuman strength and agility, he would really fuck someone up. But then I would see Jesus going to the wounded enemy and healing him. This would repeat for a while until ultimately the enemy defeated Spiderman. You might think Jesus might get upset and call forth holy fury from the heavens, but he's a mild mannered chap and would just forgive the enemy.
15 Apr 2005, 01:50 PM
Giltch

Quote:

Originally Posted by GohanX

You might think Jesus might get upset and call forth holy fury from the heavens, but he's a mild mannered chap and would just forgive the enemy.

Right before he, too, gets his ass handed to him.
15 Apr 2005, 03:23 PM
GohanX

Yeah, but he'll come back after a few days.
15 Apr 2005, 04:10 PM
Scourge

Look, I didn't want to have to do this, but you people are forcing my hand here...

POW!
http://www.helloziyi.us/Pictures/1240157_1095905322.jpg

BANG!
http://www.helloziyi.us/Galleries/thumb_zzy95.jpg

HYAHH!
http://www.helloziyi.us/Galleries/th...ng_ziyi_01.jpg

BOOM!
http://www.helloziyi.us/Galleries/thumb_zhang006.jpg

BOOM AGAIN!
http://www.helloziyi.us/Galleries/thumb_zhang007.jpg

And the secret weapon:
http://image2.sina.com.cn/sms/sinarc...103/103118.gif http://image2.sina.com.cn/sms/sinarc...103/103124.gif http://image2.sina.com.cn/sms/sinarc...103/103116.gif http://image2.sina.com.cn/sms/sinarc...103/103115.gif http://image2.sina.com.cn/sms/sinarc...103/103119.gif
15 Apr 2005, 05:32 PM
ROBOTRON

robots win...

rawr! :)
15 Apr 2005, 05:47 PM
voltz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scourge

Look, I didn't want to have to do this, but you people are forcing my hand here...

GOD DAMMIT, WHERE'S THE TITS? :curse:
15 Apr 2005, 05:50 PM
Stone

http://www.dubcnm.com/nima/dipset.jpg

DIPSET BITCH!
15 Apr 2005, 05:55 PM
Giltch

Quote:

Originally Posted by voltz

GOD DAMMIT, WHERE'S THE TITS? :curse:

What tits?

ZING!
16 Apr 2005, 01:17 AM
gamevet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gymkata

Dude, Megas has so many functions, he has a button entirely dedicated to ham.

HAM PEOPLE!

Dont tell me that it doesnt kick your ass already.

TRON would destroy your programming, causing a complete shutdown of the system. You lose!
16 Apr 2005, 01:35 AM
EvilMog

My av will do some wacky naked moogle dance and not win at all.
16 Apr 2005, 02:20 AM
Galaxia

My Arrogant Sons of Bitches parody of a Radiohead logo would creep some people out...look at it staring at you....rawr...
16 Apr 2005, 02:38 PM
Thief Silver

I'll fuck up your mind.
16 Apr 2005, 04:08 PM
Korly

Phoenix Smasher
16 Apr 2005, 04:31 PM
voltz

Mine'll destroy your ass!
16 Apr 2005, 05:11 PM
MovingTarget

realistically... tetsuo will disintegrate your ass without even batting an eyelid
16 Apr 2005, 05:37 PM
Gymkata

Thats Kaneda you fool. I bet you watch so little anime that you dont even know Shinsengumi from Section 9.

Poseur.
16 Apr 2005, 06:51 PM
MovingTarget

Fuck, seriously i've watched this film over a hundred times. Reason I got mixed up is on another forum I have this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...dwp3avatar.gif

...as my avatar, forgot i use the kaneda one for this site :\

still kaneda would win the fight by pure luck alone ;)
17 Apr 2005, 08:01 AM
Korly

HAHAHAHHA LOL N00bz!!11111 KANEDA IS NOT TETSUO!!!!one
17 Apr 2005, 08:16 AM
MovingTarget

Little slow today eh?
17 Apr 2005, 01:37 PM
g0zen

Hey man, that's Kaneda not Tetsuo.
17 Apr 2005, 03:30 PM
MovingTarget

...

:p

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