Britney Spears...

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13 Apr 2005, 12:52 AM
bandit

Britney Spears...

...is pregnant!

The kids mine!
13 Apr 2005, 12:58 AM
elfneedsfood

Federline is da bomb, yo!
13 Apr 2005, 01:08 AM
toxic

My wife got pregnant just watching Federline on TV ..
13 Apr 2005, 01:09 AM
MechDeus

Why does this have its own topic?

On the bright side, we now have nine months during which we can ejaculate inside her without any worries of having to pay child support. Break out the black van.
13 Apr 2005, 01:25 AM
Tragic

Only 18 years and 9 months 'till she... err... it's legal.
13 Apr 2005, 01:42 AM
bandit

Quote:

Originally Posted by MechDeus

Why does this have its own topic?

On the bright side, we now have nine months during which we can ejaculate inside her without any worries of having to pay child support. Break out the black van.

Cuz this is Britney Spears..the mother of my child!
13 Apr 2005, 06:35 AM
Doc Holliday

Quote:

Originally Posted by Associated Press

NEW YORK Apr 13, 2005 — Britney Spears, the one-time teenybopper who sang "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman," has apparently completed the transition with news that she's pregnant.

:sonic:
13 Apr 2005, 07:50 AM
arjue

lol

trailer trash slut.
13 Apr 2005, 08:35 AM
Wolffen

So does that mean she'll have two brain cells for the next 9 months?
13 Apr 2005, 09:41 AM
Giltch

I hope it's a stillbirth.
13 Apr 2005, 10:01 AM
Othello Harrington

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swift

I hope it's a stillbirth.

You are a complete and utter asstard.

Loser
13 Apr 2005, 10:17 AM
Tracer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swift

I hope it's a stillbirth.

You are a complete and utter awesome dude.

Winner.
13 Apr 2005, 02:12 PM
bandit

Quote:

Originally Posted by arjue

lol

trailer trash slut.

And? I'll still bang her. You know you would too and if you deny it..then you're batting for the other team.
13 Apr 2005, 02:13 PM
xXsarahXx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swift

I hope it's a stillbirth.

Thats fucking evil, i dont like Brittany "Silly slapper" Spears but i wouldnt EVER wish that on anybody.
13 Apr 2005, 02:14 PM
kingoffighters

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolffen

So does that mean she'll have two brain cells for the next 9 months?

No. 0 + 1 = 1 :D
13 Apr 2005, 02:14 PM
Mzo

Quote:

Originally Posted by bandit

And? I'll still bang her. You know you would too and if you deny it..then you're batting for the other team.

I don't know... there was a time when I would've given up one nut if I could bust the other one on Britney, but she's been looking kinda broken for a while now.
13 Apr 2005, 02:17 PM
Cowutopia

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzo

I don't know... there was a time when I would've given up one nut if I could bust the other one on Britney, but she's been looking kinda broken for a while now.

beat me to it.
totally agree.
13 Apr 2005, 02:19 PM
Fe 26

Very true.
13 Apr 2005, 03:10 PM
Jeremy

That Federline is a fertile motherfucker. He needs some snippage.
13 Apr 2005, 03:24 PM
Clash!

Well this is going to be fucking annoying as all hell for 9 months. Spears is better than anyone these days at getting back into the headlines. No one gave a shit about here anymore and then she started up with this Federline dude, and then she vanished again. And BING back in the news now with Pregnancy. If shes smart she'll name her kid like "Bubble Gum" or "Soda" so people will yammer about that for a few months.
13 Apr 2005, 06:47 PM
Diff-chan

She looks "broken" because she hasnt been working on an album, promoting, playing shows, etc. She doesnt want to be photographed now, she just is by scum paparazzi. Trust me, when she wants to be photographed again she'll look fine.

NEWSFLASH: In real life, celebrities dont actually look like they do on TV! =O
13 Apr 2005, 06:52 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeremy

That Federline is a fertile motherfucker. He needs some snippage.

He knocked up a chick. It might seem amazing to you but it's hardly an accomplishment.
13 Apr 2005, 06:52 PM
Chux

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clash_Master

Well this is going to be fucking annoying as all hell for 9 months. Spears is better than anyone these days at getting back into the headlines. No one gave a shit about here anymore and then she started up with this Federline dude, and then she vanished again. And BING back in the news now with Pregnancy. If shes smart she'll name her kid like "Bubble Gum" or "Soda" so people will yammer about that for a few months.

It all has to do with when she's got something coming out... Federline happened when My Prerogative came out. In 9 months she'll have a double album country western cd with bonus dvd.

Seriously though, Federline knocked up some other chick and left her for Britney? Way to pick them!
13 Apr 2005, 08:21 PM
bandit

I forgot the girls name..something Jackson? Well, she was on the show Moesha, I think and has like 4 kids with Federline.
13 Apr 2005, 08:25 PM
kedawa

What's a Federline?
13 Apr 2005, 08:34 PM
Tommy Tallarico

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

He knocked up a chick. It might seem amazing to you but it's hardly an accomplishment.

That's fucking great.
13 Apr 2005, 08:59 PM
Gohron

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swift

I hope it's a stillbirth.

Offensively awesome, screw all you "I don't care how much I hate her" nay-sayers.
13 Apr 2005, 11:51 PM
Wildkat

Here is idea.

If we, as a society decide to stop paying attention to Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and the like, they will go away.

And the world will become a better place.
14 Apr 2005, 12:01 AM
bandit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wildkat

Here is idea.

If we, as a society decide to stop paying attention to Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and the like, they will go away.

And the world will become a better place.

Nah..not really.
14 Apr 2005, 12:10 PM
M

... is a whore!

Dont care if she's giving birth to big foot's alien baby with two heads.
14 Apr 2005, 12:24 PM
dave is ok

Quote:

Originally Posted by M

... is a whore!

Dont care if she's giving birth to big foot's alien baby with two heads.

M is so jealous of Brit and her crazy sexy cool style.
14 Apr 2005, 12:28 PM
Cowdisease

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

He knocked up a chick. It might seem amazing to you but it's hardly an accomplishment.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kano on the Phone

That's fucking great.

I'm appreciating the double humor of Kano's comment.
14 Apr 2005, 06:04 PM
M

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dave

M is so jealous of Brit and her crazy sexy cool style.

Dave, you just want to tap that white trash ass of hers. :D

I wouldnt touch her except to try to slap some sense into her.
14 Apr 2005, 06:15 PM
Grey's Anatomy

What, you're saying your standards are that high?
Shut up and jump the badwagon, you tool.
14 Apr 2005, 06:18 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by PiotrRasputin

What, you're saying your standards are that high?
Shut up and jump the badwagon, you tool.

M doesn't have a penis.

I think she is bi, however...every chick here seems to be.
14 Apr 2005, 06:34 PM
Tragic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

...every chick here seems to be.

For serious? How'd I miss that?
14 Apr 2005, 06:38 PM
Thief Silver

Hah. Except Nomi. (Or is she) :P
14 Apr 2005, 06:42 PM
Dolemite

She probably is. This place turns you gay.
14 Apr 2005, 06:42 PM
Chux

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tragic

For serious? How'd I miss that?

The novelty wears off fairly quickly.
14 Apr 2005, 07:28 PM
xXsarahXx

Hey im not bi!
14 Apr 2005, 07:31 PM
Thief Silver

That's what you think.
14 Apr 2005, 07:44 PM
MechDeus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

This place turns you gay.

It's true. Cock is craved by those who dared not before, and the call of vagina reaches out to other owners.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angel From Above

Hey im not bi!

Just keep telling yourself that and maybe you'll start to believe it.
14 Apr 2005, 07:55 PM
Thief Silver

Quote:

This place turns you gay.

It's true, just ask Chux about him and me, fucker makes me breakfast every morning.
14 Apr 2005, 08:00 PM
Chux

Who the fuck are you again?
14 Apr 2005, 08:00 PM
Thief Silver

:( that hurt.
14 Apr 2005, 11:22 PM
Tommy Tallarico

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

I think she is bi, however...every chick here seems to be.

Nearly every girl ever is. It's trendy.
15 Apr 2005, 02:27 AM
M

I identified as bisexual or as close to it as definitions can make sense of, long before I ever posted on this board.

and yes, my standards are that high. std's are not sexy.

Though I have to wonder if we are going to be bombarded with "baby updates" for the next few months. I personally, dont care in the slightest. Why doesnt everyone see it that way?
15 Apr 2005, 02:43 AM
Jeremy

Dole, I was referring to him having essentially back to back kids with separate chicks, not just this one with Spears.
15 Apr 2005, 10:42 AM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angel From Above

Hey im not bi!

Explain this picture of you and your "friend", then.
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/...ack/skanks.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by M

std's are not sexy.

Agreed. You gotta watch yo ass nowadays.
15 Apr 2005, 10:53 AM
dave is ok

I can vouch for M's bisexuality, she totally tried to fuck my girlfriend.
15 Apr 2005, 11:11 AM
Drewbacca

Quote:

Originally Posted by M

I identified as bisexual or as close to it as definitions can make sense of, long before I ever posted on this board.

and yes, my standards are that high. std's are not sexy.

Though I have to wonder if we are going to be bombarded with "baby updates" for the next few months. I personally, dont care in the slightest. Why doesnt everyone see it that way?

Because celebrities are way more interesting than us. I personally welcome the breaking CNN Headline News of Britney's morning sickness and her uncontrollable weight gain.
15 Apr 2005, 11:36 AM
Dolemite

I hope she gets some niiiiiiiiiice stretch marks.
15 Apr 2005, 12:27 PM
rezo

Quote:

Originally Posted by M

I identified as bisexual or as close to it as definitions can make sense of, long before I ever posted on this board.

and yes, my standards are that high. std's are not sexy.

Though I have to wonder if we are going to be bombarded with "baby updates" for the next few months. I personally, dont care in the slightest. Why doesnt everyone see it that way?

http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/Science/st...=623557&page=1
15 Apr 2005, 12:29 PM
Drewbacca

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

I hope she gets some niiiiiiiiiice stretch marks.

They got creams for that.
15 Apr 2005, 01:29 PM
Omni

Why is everyone calling her a whore when she's married?
15 Apr 2005, 02:55 PM
Thief Silver

The father is Bandit.
15 Apr 2005, 05:17 PM
Omni

Ohh yeah. How silly of me.
16 Apr 2005, 08:12 AM
xXsarahXx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Explain this picture of you and your "friend", then.
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/...ack/skanks.jpg

Agreed. You gotta watch yo ass nowadays.

Ahh shit i thought i burnt all the copys of that photo...howd you get that!
19 Apr 2005, 12:26 AM
WTFer

hey so wheres the britney spears pics???
19 Apr 2005, 03:23 PM
voltz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angel From Above

Ahh shit i thought i burnt all the copys of that photo...howd you get that!

I hear he's got connections...

p.s. I'd hit'em both!
20 Apr 2005, 05:27 PM
mozak

she is suck .
20 Apr 2005, 05:44 PM
Othello Harrington

Yie R Kung Fu
21 Apr 2005, 03:30 AM
Josh

Unstoppable.
21 Apr 2005, 04:57 AM
Master

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dave

I can vouch for M's bisexuality, she totally tried to fuck my girlfriend.

My rule is, if you know my GoFro is with me and you still hit on her you get punched in the mouth. You don't follow this rule I take it...

Quote:

Originally Posted by rezo

http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/Science/st...=623557&page=1

"Monkey Porn?

The male monkeys were also willing to pay (with more juice) to see female monkeys' hind quarters. Monkey porn? The study, after all, is called "Monkey Pay-Per-View.""

Sweet.
10 Jan 2006, 02:10 AM
Chux

http://www.supload.com/thumbs/default/1-612658.jpg

LAWL
10 Jan 2006, 10:01 AM
Grey's Anatomy

So, is this where she starts fading into obscurity?
10 Jan 2006, 10:06 AM
Port

We can be only so lucky.
10 Jan 2006, 11:16 AM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chux

http://www.supload.com/thumbs/default/1-612658.jpg

LAWL

It that a tatoo or is her bush creeping up past her bloated beltline?
10 Jan 2006, 01:08 PM
Josh

I'd hit it.
10 Jan 2006, 03:01 PM
Burky

Her face is dog ugly though.
10 Jan 2006, 04:10 PM
EMAGDNIM

I don't know about her anymore...she used to be hot...ah what am I saying?!...I'd hit it...
10 Jan 2006, 04:48 PM
Jetman

____

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

I'd hit it.
10 Jan 2006, 08:37 PM
napalm

What have you done to my sexual fantasies

EDIT: Fuck you guys I'd still tap that, it was just a bad photo, nothing more.
10 Jan 2006, 08:40 PM
Josh

You'd all hit it. I mean, who wouldn't want to say "Yeah, I banged Britney Spears".
10 Jan 2006, 09:40 PM
gamevet

Ugh! He cans are sagging like an old Grandma. :yuck:

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