Soccer sucks

france's military record 0-6-1

Lost to the Hugonaughts
Tied with themselves

A formula for french victory is A) Start War, B) Get Creamed Early,C) wait for Americans, D)Man they are taking a while, E) Learn to speak German, F) Watch American free them, then flip of the Americans when they leave.

France's soccer record in world cup 0-11-1, coincedence?

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Originally posted by JedYa and the laws in France are much smarter? What is it, like 10 years for gettin caught puffin a doobie?

Also, too any Americans who want to rape 13 year old girls or murder their girlfriend and stuff them in the closet, just flee to France, and they will welcome you with open arms.

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If police catch you smoking weed, they usually just confiscate it and leave you.
As for the rapist thing, is it the French who are fucked up when an American rapes a 13 year old?

I'm not trying to cause any offence by what I was saying in my post, and I'm sorry if I did.
But somebody asked earlier why do people think American's are stupid, and the reasons I gave are the general reasons.

I'll say it again, I like America and have no problem with it. If most Americans are like you guys are on TNL, I would far rather be American than British.

What I don't like is Daddy Warbuk$ calling the whole of Europe "boring, egotistical, girly, dicktards". (Which does not have a population of 60 million by the way)

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Originally Posted by burky

As for the rapist thing, is it the French who are fucked up when an American rapes a 13 year old?

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Ya the French are fucked up when they allow known rapists and murderers on the run from America to live freely in their country. Google the names, Roman Polanski and Ira Einhorn and you'll see what I mean.

And the fact that you guys actually find Jerry Lewis to be funny is just downright wrong.

Can't we all get back to just putting down Canada?

I never heard of a case like that ever happening, but if you say it did, I agree that is fucked up.
By the way, I'm Brititish, not French, so attacking France is nothing personal for me.

Like I keep on saying, I like America, and I am not trying to insult you or your country.

Back to football sucking...

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Originally Posted by burky

1) Your president. That really doesn't represent your country well.
2) The invasions of Iraq, etc and the view that America has no right to police the world like they do
3) The obesity rate in America is huge. This point really got driven in by "Supersize me", which leads people to conclude that all American's are fat, lazy slobs

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Wow. This hate of America all happened in the last 4 years. Amazing.

I'm sure I could come up with older ones if you want, those are just the ones that spring to mind.

Soccer = Most played game of the world. Period.

Soccer rabid fans, aka Ultras, Barras Bravas = On these group, there is idiocy. Racism (Real Ultras) and attacking (Stabbing, mug and agression with other groups) make me wonder... why? they suck, not sports.

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Originally Posted by recon_zero

Soccer = Most played game of the world. Period.

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This information is not correct. The most played game in the world is Pocket Pool

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Originally Posted by arjue

All this hooligan talk is bringing flashbacks of a Bill Hicks bit.

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I love you

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Originally Posted by burky

I'm sure I could come up with older ones if you want, those are just the ones that spring to mind.

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And they say Americans have short attention spans...