Soccer sucks

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Originally Posted by Andrew

The thing about baseball is that it's a good passtime. It's one of the only things America has done right without messing up. Baseball on TV is boring, but if you go to the game you'll see the reason why it's great.

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Amen to that. I go to about 30 Phillies games a year and I love it, but the only baseball I can stand on TV is the playoffs.

And dear God yes, does soccer suck.

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Originally Posted by j2d

Every country has stupid laws but some of these.. I mean molesting a butterfly?

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These are awesome and make me proud to be an American.

Some of my favorites:

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Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation.

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.

If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.

It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.

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Fucking frogs.

Maybe many of the fans are dicks, but that doesnt make the sport bad. If soccer is boring rubbish, what about baseball. 5 out of 6 players are overwight and half of the players are bored playing it because of the fact that most of the time the game is two people playing catch while the rest of the team watches. The only good thing about baseball is the food at the stadiums, and even that is overpriced. You guys are complete shits.

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Originally Posted by somehobo

You guys are complete shits.

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And you are a twelve year-old boy.

Nobody cares what you think.

in other news, golf is really fucking exciting.