Chilling 911 Call

OWE! FUCKING THE WORD IS OWE! JESUS CHRIST!

Daddy Warbucks, I find it unbelievable that you are gainfully employed.

Howard Stern makes the morning commute fun, and enjoyable, and helps you forget that youre in for a long, horrible day for the next 8 hours.

O&A blow.

Would you people quit saying that O&A own Stern anything?

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Originally Posted by MarkRyan

You guys hear the new one where a woman calls because her 12-year-old daughter is going crazy. The 9-11 operator asks, "Do you want us to go over there and shoot her?"

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http://www.dfw.com/multimedia/dfw/ne...911/shoot.html

Here's that one. Honestly, it wasn't that bad. The mom shouldn't have flipped a bitch. Uncalled for by the police officer, but fuck, what a bitch.

EDIT: Haha, I forgot how hilarious the cheeseburger call was.
"But... but you're supposed to protect me!"
"BUT SHE'S THE ONE NOT ACTING LIKE AN ADULT WAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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Originally Posted by Thief~Silver

Would you people quit saying that O&A own Stern anything?

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Can we just agree that both of them are better than Imus? Or Bob and Tom? Because that's all we get in the mornings down here in the sticks.

Oh yeah, and I heard the one where the Mom was calling about her 12 year old and the 911 operator said; "Do you want us to come over and shoot her?" I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

Can we just agree that both of them are better than Imus? Or Bob and Tom? Because that's all we get in the mornings down here in the sticks.

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That works for me.

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Originally Posted by MarkRyan

Howard Stern's a sack of shit? Not surprising.

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A giant, overflowing sack of shit.

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Originally Posted by nakkato

A giant, overflowing sack of shit.

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We had just reached a truce you dope!

That's what makes it so great!

Imus and " overflowing sack of shit" go together well though, so that post works out.