Yeah, Happy 4/20 you fucking braindead loser pot smokers. Now excuse me while I go smoke up.
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Yeah, Happy 4/20 you fucking braindead loser pot smokers. Now excuse me while I go smoke up.
;)
Weed is sooo 1992
Drugs are bad, MMKAY?
Yeah, I got a few text messages from my loser, no job friends.
I wish I was there =*(
All I have is a big plastic bowl filled with stems.
Fuck you.
What the hell is this about?
I bet you never got invited to the cool kids' parties =*(Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
With a bit of luck, your life will be ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of your favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things you'll never know.
4/20 SMOKE HITLER BIRTHDAY CAKE 9/11 TERRORISM OSAMA BIN COLUMBINE WEED BONG GUNS EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Well with the current smoking ban in the Minneapolis area, concert goers will be quite dissapointed that they can't hide their pot smoke within the cigarette smoke.
I've smoked pot since I was in the tenth grade, and today was the first time I'd heard of anyone celebrating 420 on 4/20.
I always just assumed it meant 4:20, a.m. or p.m., on any given day.
Personally, I've never needed an excuse to get lifted, nor do I feel any obligation to do so just because it's a certain time or date.
I don't smoke arbitrarily, I just smoke when I feel like it.
lol, if by cool, you meen people who act stupider than I do, because they are high, yeah, I bet those kid's never invited him to parties.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude, your dog is so funny. It's like pooping and shit."
"HA POOP, and SHIT, you said POOP AND SHIT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Getting high is fun. I could triple my current rate of once a year and be happy.
There were parties?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
If it's your first time...don't agree to play videogames afterwards. You'll just get lost and then feel shitty.
True, but being around assholes who like to get high is not fun. Even as we speak all I can smell is burnt dog ass. I'm trying to take a god damn nap, and my room smells like Fucking cheech is in here. God damn it, wheres my cheeze its.
Not long ago I was down and out without a job, a girlfriend or any money. I turned to pot thinking it would solve all my problems and let me tell you something; The only thing it fixed was my life.
If you all want to "get high" then you had better be prepared to spend a lot of time laughing and having a good time with your friends.
Yes, if by parties, you mean hanging out in mzo's garage, smoking dope and trying to not wake his mother, yes, there were parties.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
dude, fuck freinds and fuck good times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
I'm all about drinking and breaking other people's shit.
April 20th - the day we celebrate smoked-out losers everywhere. Wheee.
Shut up bitch.
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Originally Posted by shidoshi
I'm sorry did you want some of this?
http://img203.echo.cx/img203/7329/242dj.jpg
Yeah well I am the pimp with the razor.
Seriously... watch out.
http://www.itchstudios.com/psg/misc2/tentacle.jpg
Don't you two have some dog shit to go smoke?
You're not one of those self-righteous "I don't do this so it sucks" people... are you?
You're not one of those self-righteous "I do this so it is cool" people... are you?
No. This isn't high school anymore.
He does it because he can. He is a rebel. OoooOoooooOohhhhhh
Skippy gets it.
Jemery. No more out of you. Kthx.
Today makes me a sad panda since I've stoped smoking.
If I still had a connection I'd be high right now but I burnt all those bridges over a year ago. :cry:
ding ding ding we have a winner. I could never understand people who smoke pot with regularilty and live that lifestyle - it seems so fucking lame and boring. "what are we doing tonight? weed and a movie! what are we doing tonight? weed and a movie! what are we doing tonight? weed and dennys! what are we doing tonight? weed and a movie!"Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
A good example to illustrate my point would be a few years ago some English soccer field decided that they were going to allow people to smoke weed while at the game. The idea was that if they were smoking they were probably going to be a bit more docile than the drunks and wouldnt cause such a ruckus, fights, etc.
EXCUSE ME? Who the fuck doesn't want to get piss fucking drunk at a soccer match while cheering on your favorite team with thousands upon thousands of other fans, and being a general asshole? Seriously. Being high sounds like the absolute opposite mental state I would want to be in.
I've got some killer one hit shit I'll be smoking with some buddies later tonight. Followed by much hilarity as we watch shitty horror movies.
4/20 is a great day indeed.
lol WINNARS DON'T USE DRUGS!!
i wud not put dat shit in my boddy u r all stoopid!
I guess the money spent on all those claymation commercials really paid off for the government.
I idolize Stephen Colbert.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
I have not smoked in an entire year. Last time I did I took one hit and had the worst trip of my life...walking down a busy street and having people touch me (at least I think they were) was kind of weird.
Sitting around stoned watching movies is kinda boring. But its a hell of a lot more interesting than sitting around watching movies not stoned. Getting high makes the mundane evenings a bit more fun. Thats the appeal of weed to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by piku
Pot was given to us by the Lord Jesus Christ for being a beautiful thing, nothing more.
Welcome to 4/20... 1985.
If you make the mundane "fun" all you do is the mundane.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kinopio
Hello working at McDonalds at 40!
Wow that's really some elitist faux-intellectual garbage.
Hello suicide at 29!
lol
seriously though stoners are some of the most boring people ever. not to say i am mr. excitement but when you are at the point where you are getting high to do your laundry what do you expect.
Seriously though niggers are some of the most thieving people ever. not to say I am mr. law-abiding but when you are at the point where you are stealing tvs to do your laundry what do you expect
I can stereotype too.
P.S. Jews have big noses, and Mexicans can not drive for shit. Neither can women.
Yea, they are. And whats worse is that they all tell their "what happened when i got high with my friends" like its the funniest shit ever... but its not.Quote:
Originally Posted by piku
Thats not to say I dont like the occasional puff... but stoners are lame.
Uh stoners aren't a race, they are a peer group. And you can pretty easily stereotype those.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
You don't have to be a stoner to enjoy weed.
That said, I'd never want to live as a "stoner" (high basically 24/7) nor would I be able to afford it, but from what I've seen most people don't really stay that way forever. Most heavy stoners ease off or quit after a year or so, and then only smoke occasionally.
There's really nothing wrong with pot at all, that I can see.
Easy pal, some people celebrate their birthday on 4/20. Like Hitler. And to balance that out, Joey "whoa" Lawrence and Carmen Electra!Quote:
Originally Posted by shidoshi
dude im soo high
nice.
Nothing wrong with guns either. Doesn't mean anyone has to like an asshole who uses one all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
Indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
You need to come to mississippi. We can smoke, drink, and tolk. Then we can go eat Catfish and BBQ chicken. :tu:
I haven't touched the stuff in nearly 6 years. I had my own reasons for quitting, but...
Definitely. Unfunny, pointless, random shit is suddenly hilarious. Chinese buffets taste absolutely sublime (if you like that sort of thing), and your favorite music sounds 100000000x times better. I liked to listen w/ headphones for a totally submersive experience. Oh, and if you get some special stuff, there's that whole falling-through-the-floor sensation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
I got high and drunk every weekend (and some weekdays, especially when I was unemployed) between '01 and '03.
Good times.
Mzo, you're such a loser fag douche.
Listening to music stoned is the thing I miss the most about not smoking anymore. And playing Rez with some good headphones after a couple of bong hits is an experience every fan of the game should enjoy.Quote:
Originally Posted by OmegaFlareX
We get it, You watched Fear and Loathing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mman
Personally I main-line Robutussin :chunobi:
Drinking and lashing out at your friends is not the way to confront your weight problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
I think dank is a thing that can't be grouped in the same class as coke or heroin, if you do, you suck.
My timeline is as follows
High School: Never Smoked
College: Pheew boy, that's the time. We got real good shit, KB's, Chibe's, etc for a good price and had a blast.
After College: Meh, now I have a full time career, a woman who does not smoke all that much and I'm busy trying to keep a good frame, working out + weed don't mix, trust me.
Problems encountered also include: Can't find the good stuff anymore (ohio sucks), can't find time, can't enjoy my buzz.
Although I do enjoy getting blanked and driving around the city it's still a good time.
You'll all grow out of it, at least out of the everyday habit.
For the record, last night I discovered that Troll 2 is officially the greatest movie to watch stoned with a crowd of people.
If that is wrong, I don't want to be right.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
Troll 2 might be the greatest movie ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
I remeber watching this...
http://www.columbus.com.lb/columbus/...nihilation.jpg
...high and it seemed pretty good.
-George toked weed man?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
- Absolutely George toked weed. Are you kidding me man. He grew fields of, fields of that stuff man. That's what I'm talking about. Fields.- He grew that shit up Mount Vernon man?
- Mount Vernon man. He grew it all over the country man. He had people growing it all over the country, you know. The whole country back then was getting high. Let me tell you man, 'cos, 'cos, 'cos he knew. He was on to something man. He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states man. So he grew fields of it man. But you know what?
Behind every good man there's a woman. And that woman was Martha Washington man. And every day George would come home. She'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him man when he'd come in the door man. She was hip, hip, hip lady man.
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Originally Posted by bbobb
I tried to tell you. I tried to tell you all.
Hey guys why all of this fuss over April the 20th?
Watching doctor shows while high is funny.
pls no more re: Dr. House.
pls
ps- fuck you.
Dr. House is awesome. I am now changing my avatar accordingly.