Originally Posted by Tracer
Looks like too much mustard. Give me a Triple Meat Triple Cheese one pounder from Whataburger anyday (and yes, I will note that everything whataburger makes is covered in mustard, but not THAT much and it beats Jack in the Boxes method of smearing everything with Mayo even when you ask for them to not put any on it and when you get it you go around again to tell them to make a new one without mayo and somehow they manage to put MORE on it than before so you go around again and tell them that you're upset over this and would like a burger with no mayonaise and they say "one moment sir," and you wait for 20 minutes to get the burger without mayo and when you look in the bag there's 40 mayo packets so you get really peeved at the idea of this because mayo is so gross and disgusting and terrible and you go home to get some duct tape and you stick all the packets on a long strand of it and you spike both ends of the duct tape, laying another piece of tape across the top of it right in the drive through so when cars pull through they'll run it over getting their foul mayo all over the fucking drive-thru and it will attact tons of ants who love disgusting shit and other unsavory insects and one of those clever bastards who decided to give you a fuck-ton of mayoniasse will have to clean it up.)