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Ohh, it burns....it burns...Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
I just like to look my best,man. Not all of us can attract awesome females with some charm,some neck hair, and a My Little Pony collection, - I have to work for what pussy I get and if body hair lessens my chances and percentage of getting that then off it goes.... ;)
Wll don't let the ladies know you're doing it for that reason. That sort of talk makes you sound like a huge puss. Self confidence, inner strength, and a strong sense of purpose, are almost all universally desired by women. You have yet to display any of those three in this thread. So far you've done a great job of sounding like a wishy washy bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
Don't get me wrong. I don't really care what you do with your body. You can shave it all and dress up like Marc Bolan and my opinion of you wouldn't change. But you need to do things because you want to do them, not to make another group happy. Doing things and acting a certain way to get pussy makes you look like a pussy and a douche, and girls are going to see that.
Well, I guess its a good thing I'm not hitting on you then. If I thought M, might give me some action, I'd throw some game her way,and front all over this thread,but obviously thats not what I'm posting up here for.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
But seriously though, Out of a guy who has all three of those qualities (of which I happen to have) ('+' a nice clean almost hairless body),and one who looks like the progeny of a furry and a human and may luck out and have all those qualities as well, who do you think would get some?
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Originally Posted by Ironplant
I'm all for expressing individuality, dude, but is that more important to you than getting a woman? I guess it depends on what kind of woman you're going for. If you want to go out to a club,party,bar,whatever, and wear you're Super Mario Brothers T-shirt and pajama bottoms to express that you're a tired Nintendo fan, then, whatever,go for it. When you find that rare woman who accepts that and doesnt think you're a freak, I'll personally "High-5" ya.But, until then dont hate me while I laugh at you.
But, yeah,once you finally break down,and pay for teh sex in the distant future ,and see how good it can be when its not your right hand you'll wish you had taken my advice in this thread,and cleaned up a bit.
And on that note, I'm leaving for a kegger right now to show off my "lack of confidence,lack of purpose,and lack of inner strength" - I'll let you know how that and lack of nape/ neck hair goes for me...
Everything is more important than getting a woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
i'm just perplexed at how one shaves one's own back - isn't that a little impossible?
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No, my old one was Firefly, believe it or not - tricked out with a Beachhead style mask and "Sam Fischer style NVG" from GI Joe Reloaded.
Beach Head is sweet. Not as much as Stalker, though.
I meant, shave my face.Quote:
Wait so you do shave your legs? I dont think I could do that - Like I've said I've been tempted, but come to my senses when I think rationally about it. One good thing about my leg hair is it serves as sort of a trap for mosquitos and gnats in the summer when I'm outside.They get all tangled up in it like a fly in a web, and I can swat them before they bite me :chick:
I type faster than I think sometimes.
I actually love my leg hair. It's so warm and fuzzy.
They never do.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
wtf do you know hub? You'd rather rock out and play your flying V than bang a chick. Plus, the girls you guys hang out with are slut and/or drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
drunk sluts are really some cool people.
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