Harry?

So, yeah, I look like a sasquatch underneath all my clothes. I'm a pretty hairy dude.Usually, before going out to the beach, or out with tha ladies I shave all of this shit off my chest. Damn these genetics that make it grow back every time.
None of the women I've been with have said anything bad about it, but I do think it secretly repulses them, so I try to keep it manageable so I can show off my bird...er...manly chest. My legs are pretty damn hairy too, but I'll be damned if I'll ever shave those - I wouldnt be able to look myself in the mirror.

Anyway how many of you guys sport the forest on your chest, followed by the happy trail? Am I the only one around who's paranoid about this and shaves it all off? I know you married guys' wives probably dont mind, but what about the rest of you single dudes?Oh,and if you perm it or braid it keep it on the DL....I dont want to know....

I have very few hairs on my chest. More as you go south. I am never going to shave my torso though.

I await the obvious joke at my expense.

I've never had a single complaint about having hair on my chest.

I know some girls aren't into it, but I haven't ran into any yet.

Well there was this one bitch... but I set her on fire with my mind.

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I have very few hairs on my chest. More as you go south. I am never going to shave my torso though.

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If yours looked like mine you would.

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Originally Posted by Ironplant

I await the obvious joke at my expense.

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:lol: See, man, you're a shining example of why its important to be rid of the stuff.

Body hair doesn't make you a fat annoying bitch. I do that on my own.

Pointing it out doesn't make it any less true or acceptable.

Shut up Andrew.

I wasn't going to say anything more.

But you did. So, stfu. kthx

I'm not really hairy, but I have red hair so people often ask me the color of my Pubes. Because they're intelligent.

I have wooly legs and a really hairy ass but only like 5 chest hairs. i trim the ones around my nipples, cus they get over an inch long and just look really wierd.

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I've never had a single complaint about having hair on my chest.

I know some girls aren't into it, but I haven't ran into any yet.

Well there was this one bitch... but I set her on fire with my mind.

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Is Josh having problems loging in under his real name again?

Edit: Nevermind, he just got banned.

Man, no one will accuse Opaque of being Captain Observant.

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But you did. So, stfu. kthx

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No I really didn't.

My friend just told me about how he shaved his nipples in the shower the other day. I hate him.

As for me, I'm a very non-hairy person, I only need to shave my damn face once a week, if that.

I have hair around my nipples. Never really had a reason at all to shave them.

I shave my ass, and trim the pubes... but that's my limit. I like my hairy chest, and I've not yet gotten any complaints about it.

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I shave my ass, and trim the pubes... but that's my limit. I like my hairy chest, and I've not yet gotten any complaints about it.

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i'd say shaving your ass has set the limit damn far. That's way more wierd than shaving your chest

They way I see it the more hair around the nipples the better. Girls always think you want them to bite your nips. And you don't.

Too bad I have none.

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i'd say shaving your ass has set the limit damn far. That's way more wierd than shaving your chest

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Yeah dude, what the hell?

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They way I see it the more hair around the nipples the better. Girls always think you want them to bite your nips. And you don't.

Too bad I have none.

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Nipple hair does not always discourage biting. In fact, I am pretty sure that is what led her to doing it in my case.

Girls I've been with are not fans of the hairy ass.

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Nipple hair does not always discourage biting. In fact, I am pretty sure that is what led her to doing it in my case.

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Heh, she sure showed your nipple!

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i'd say shaving your ass has set the limit damn far. That's way more wierd than shaving your chest

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HaHa, Yeah, Thats one place I've never shaved. Never thought about it until you just mentioned it. Isnt it hard getting a Norelco up there, or do you just shove shaving cream up there and go to town ---bad visual ---- :lol:

I actually almost shaved my legs once last semester, or thought about it more like. I was doing the foreplay thing with my ex, rubbing her legs and working my way up to the happy zone. She tried to follow suit,and didnt rub my hairy legs for long - (even though she was rubbing on something else soon enough - ZING) so I assumed that it mustve unerved her or something.
But I came to my senses, soon enough - the only guy I've known who ever shaved his legs was in high school. And he did it because he was a "pro" swimmer/lifeguard - and we made fun of him incessantly for it.

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Girls I've been with are not fans of the hairy ass.

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What exactly are they doing with your ass to even notice or care?

Wait, no, don't answer that.

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I await the obvious joke at my expense.

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No no no, a joke made at your expense would be in a thread about Chewbacca.

I'm just thankful I don't have hair on my back. Yet.

There is a Chewbacca thread?

Oh, and you'll probably get back hair. You've made way to many jokes about chewie for fate to not bite you in the ass for it

This thread is equals parts disturbing and disgusting.

People grow HAIR and it can be removed by a sharp BLADE

FUCKING EW.

hairy legs, barely any hair on my chest but do have the happy trail, thankfully i have no hair on my back, my gf has no complaints.

I shave the happy trail and occasionally shave the rest. As for my chest, meh, it's not too hairy, and my face usually grows in light so I get a few days between shaves. :)

Jetman, what's your avatar from?

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Jetman, what's your avatar from?

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Kano (OMG is he on the phone?) Kang /Zack Suh art from Mega City 909 -

http://www.devilsdue.net/mega909.html#05

I miss Beach Head.

On topic: I'm a beast. My legs are like a polar bears, and I have to shave twice a day.
My chest and back, on the other hand, are completely void of any hair.

Look anyone dating males as a rule has to expect hair. It comes with the package. If you MUST be rid of it a there's places that do that shit permanently. I say bear it with pride.

/puns unintentional, i assure you.

I disagree. You expect hairy legs, pubes, armpit hair.

You dont expect a guy to take off his shirt and it looks like he's still wearing one.

No girl expects extreme belly/chest hair. and No one, not a soul looks at a man and expects him to have back hair.

No one should have god damn back hair. and if they do, and they dont take care of it, they deserve to die alone.

I shave my fucking body hair, what makes your belly/chest/back (EW) exempt ?

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I disagree. You expect hairy legs, pubes, armpit hair.

You dont expect a guy to take off his shirt and it looks like he's still wearing one.

No girl expects extreme belly/chest hair. and No one, not a soul looks at a man and expects him to have back hair.

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I blame the media for that. They don't show it, so no one expects it.

10 to 20 years ago no one said things like what you've said.

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No one should have god damn back hair. and if they do, and they dont take care of it, they deserve to die alone.

I shave my fucking body hair, what makes your belly/chest/back (EW) exempt ?

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It's a bit more work to shave your entire body, as compared to your legs and snatch.

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I miss Beach Head.

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No, my old one was Firefly, believe it or not - tricked out with a Beachhead style mask and "Sam Fischer style NVG" from GI Joe Reloaded.

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On topic: I'm a beast. My legs are like a polar bears, and I have to shave twice a day.
My chest and back, on the other hand, are completely void of any hair.

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Wait so you do shave your legs? I dont think I could do that - Like I've said I've been tempted, but come to my senses when I think rationally about it. One good thing about my leg hair is it serves as sort of a trap for mosquitos and gnats in the summer when I'm outside.They get all tangled up in it like a fly in a web, and I can swat them before they bite me :chick:

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I disagree. You expect hairy legs, pubes, armpit hair.

You dont expect a guy to take off his shirt and it looks like he's still wearing one.

No girl expects extreme belly/chest hair. and No one, not a soul looks at a man and expects him to have back hair.

No one should have god damn back hair. and if they do, and they dont take care of it, they deserve to die alone.

I shave my fucking body hair, what makes your belly/chest/back (EW) exempt ?

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I dont know why I've never asked any of my girls this,but, yeah,this is what I've always figured. I am surprised the leg hair doesnt gross you out though.And armpits and pubes should be trimmed down too methinks. And fuck now that I think about it my eyebrows get hellishly bushy at times -----

One day I may regret getting rid of all of this hair. I know in my family I should be genetically predisposed to being bald (moms dad is bald as Kojak), -- My body just needs to slow down with creating all of these damn hair cells and save some for my head later in life :sweat:

Jet while your shaving those legs, why not cut your balls off too? You’re obviously not using them.

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Jet while your shaving those legs, why not cut your balls off too? You’re obviously not using them.

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Ohh, it burns....it burns...

I just like to look my best,man. Not all of us can attract awesome females with some charm,some neck hair, and a My Little Pony collection, - I have to work for what pussy I get and if body hair lessens my chances and percentage of getting that then off it goes.... ;)

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Ohh, it burns....it burns...

I just like to look my best,man. Not all of us can attract awesome females with some charm,some neck hair, and a My Little Pony collection, - I have to work for what pussy I get and if body hair lessens my chances and percentage of getting that then off it goes.... ;)

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Wll don't let the ladies know you're doing it for that reason. That sort of talk makes you sound like a huge puss. Self confidence, inner strength, and a strong sense of purpose, are almost all universally desired by women. You have yet to display any of those three in this thread. So far you've done a great job of sounding like a wishy washy bitch.

Don't get me wrong. I don't really care what you do with your body. You can shave it all and dress up like Marc Bolan and my opinion of you wouldn't change. But you need to do things because you want to do them, not to make another group happy. Doing things and acting a certain way to get pussy makes you look like a pussy and a douche, and girls are going to see that.

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Wll don't let the ladies know you're doing it for that reason. That sort of talk makes you sound like a huge puss. Self confidence, inner strength, and a strong sense of purpose, are almost all universally desired by women. You have yet to display any of those three in this thread. So far you've done a great job of sounding like a wishy washy bitch.

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Well, I guess its a good thing I'm not hitting on you then. If I thought M, might give me some action, I'd throw some game her way,and front all over this thread,but obviously thats not what I'm posting up here for.

But seriously though, Out of a guy who has all three of those qualities (of which I happen to have) ('+' a nice clean almost hairless body),and one who looks like the progeny of a furry and a human and may luck out and have all those qualities as well, who do you think would get some?

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Don't get me wrong. I don't really care what you do with your body. You can shave it all and dress up like Marc Bolan and my opinion of you wouldn't change. But you need to do things because you want to do them, not to make another group happy. Doing things and acting a certain way to get pussy makes you look like a pussy and a douche, and girls are going to see that.

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I'm all for expressing individuality, dude, but is that more important to you than getting a woman? I guess it depends on what kind of woman you're going for. If you want to go out to a club,party,bar,whatever, and wear you're Super Mario Brothers T-shirt and pajama bottoms to express that you're a tired Nintendo fan, then, whatever,go for it. When you find that rare woman who accepts that and doesnt think you're a freak, I'll personally "High-5" ya.But, until then dont hate me while I laugh at you.

But, yeah,once you finally break down,and pay for teh sex in the distant future ,and see how good it can be when its not your right hand you'll wish you had taken my advice in this thread,and cleaned up a bit.

And on that note, I'm leaving for a kegger right now to show off my "lack of confidence,lack of purpose,and lack of inner strength" - I'll let you know how that and lack of nape/ neck hair goes for me...

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I'm all for expressing individuality, dude, but is that more important to you than getting a woman?

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Everything is more important than getting a woman.

i'm just perplexed at how one shaves one's own back - isn't that a little impossible?

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No, my old one was Firefly, believe it or not - tricked out with a Beachhead style mask and "Sam Fischer style NVG" from GI Joe Reloaded.

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Oh.
Beach Head is sweet. Not as much as Stalker, though.

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Wait so you do shave your legs? I dont think I could do that - Like I've said I've been tempted, but come to my senses when I think rationally about it. One good thing about my leg hair is it serves as sort of a trap for mosquitos and gnats in the summer when I'm outside.They get all tangled up in it like a fly in a web, and I can swat them before they bite me :chick:

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I meant, shave my face.
I type faster than I think sometimes.
I actually love my leg hair. It's so warm and fuzzy.

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and girls are going to see that.

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They never do.

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They never do.

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wtf do you know hub? You'd rather rock out and play your flying V than bang a chick. Plus, the girls you guys hang out with are slut and/or drunk.

drunk sluts are really some cool people.

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