This is the second-most impressive thing Nick's ever done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
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This is the second-most impressive thing Nick's ever done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
That Bill Brasky was a sonuvabitch!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by FirstBlood
I once saw Nick eat a whole live chicken.
Nick once told me how good he was at skill crane games so we drove to Chuck E Cheeze's to play. He walked in the place a put a dollar in the machine and almost grabbed a stuffed bunny but the claw didn't grab it well enough so it fell. He yelled "THESE FUCKING GAMES ARE FIXED" and punched right through the thick glass on the front of the machine. He took the biggest chard and started stabbing the young lady in the Chuck E Cheeze suit. She screamed as loud as she could, but it was mostly muffled by the suit and the sound of children laughing at Nick stabbing her.
I sometimes call Nick late at night and we laugh about it together. I miss Nick.
One time Nick sent a 15 year old Master through timespace via a portal in his basement, Master came back out as a 12 year old. Nick took one look at his genitals and laughed the boy for not having pubes, then he made him eat a bowl full of hair.
Back in the day, Nick had sex with Satsuki, Atlas, M, animegirl, and icepop all at the same time. 46 and 2 tried to join in, and Nick killed that bitch.
If we are making stuff up for fun, don't tell stories that are true.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
Words hurt :(
nick once raked out the eyes and skull fucked a guy who tried to steal his tiles
This one time. Nick fucked a dog.
I was fucking like a dog just this morning.
Nick's my hero.Quote:
Originally Posted by elfneedsfood