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Nick's gone all of the time, and we miss him, so it's time we had a thread to celebrate the greatness of the greatest Greek that has ever lived. This is a thread for everyone to share their Nick stories, and for all all to laugh and cry.
For instance, I once watched Nick force a Hooters girl to service him after his wings were late. It's totally true. She choked, and he laughed.
Nick wanted to teach his son to drive so he signed him up in the Indy 500. The kid crashed and burned but Nick said it would've happened anyway. Best salesman in the office.
Nick once beat down an army of anorexic vampres with just a plastic grippy claw.
...in a blizzard!
One time I sent Nick a PM about how fucking hungry I was. He sent a Gyro to my house via FedEx Overnight.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time Nick took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Nick takes me to a vacant lot and says, "Here we are!" Well we sat there for a year and a half until, sure enough, someone constructed a bar right around us! The day they opened it we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Nick yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found them!"
I heard that Nick once fucked a man in the ass just to watch him cry.
Nick once went to an arcade and said that he wouldnt stop playing Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 until someone beat him. For six months, nobody could beat his Sektor. And then finally a guy came in and beat him with Jax's KS-HK-HK-D+HP-HP-BL-LP-B+HP-AAHP-Dash Punch-Jump Up-Backbreaker Korner Kombo.
Nick slashed the guy's throat and dissapeared in a puff of smoke.
I remember this one time, me and mzo lost our bar in a bet against an evil British asshole. Nick came in with his band of guitar playing ninjas and put on a concert that united mankind to our cause. The evil brit’s heart grew 10 times that day and he gave us our Bar back.
Nick is the only member of TNL who hasn't slept with Mzo's mom.
I haven't slept with Mzo's mom.
Speak for yourself.
You lying bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
Anyway, I heard that one day Nick read Finnegan's Wake through three times.
Nick told me he felt like playing a really cruel trick. so he put Rogain on IronPlant's neck while he was sleeping.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...id=14485&stc=1
I'v heard throught the grapvine that Nick=Korian=Opa=ECM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember when Nick fought Godzilla?
Nick.....SKATE....Nick FIGHT
What would Nick do if he was here right now
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Nick would do
Nick SKATE Nick.....FIGHT
When Nick was in the olympics, skatin' for the gold
He did two sowchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold
When Nick was in the alps, fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair
So what would Nick do if were here today
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two, that's what Nick would do
Nick....SKATE......Nick.....FIGHT
When Nick traveled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
And when Nick built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn
'Cause Nick doesn't take shit from anybody
NO WATCH OUT NICK THOSE CHICKEN WINGS ARE REAALLY SPICY, dont eat those...
IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wingsIVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
Cause thats what NICK would do
Nick bought me Johnny Rocket's the first year I went to E3. Nick is awesome.
I'll always remember the time Nick was an agent for US intelligence during World War II. In 1943 he infiltrated Nazi Germany to try and take out German Rocket Division head Werner Von Braun before he created the Nazi A-bomb.
Upon arrival, Nick discovered something far worse. Von Braun, in coordination with the Nazi occult scientists of the Ahnenerbe had managed to combine the fundamental opposite forces of the universe in Norse thought - fire and ice - creating a weapon whose fundamental irrational refutation of the laws of physics would create a cascade feedback loop in reality, leading to the unravelling of the universe. The ultimate insurance policy, the Nazi doomsday weapon. Its name?
Superprojekt: Ragnarok.
Nick faced down Von Braun and his Physiks Kommandos in their vast underwater science city beneath the North Sea, the aircraft carrier sized u-boat named UberKraken. Bared fisted, bare chested and barely alive, Nick reached UberKraken's Kontrol Skull and faced down Von Braun. After a titanic martial arts battle, Nick was able to wrest Von Braun's Bavarian Sabre from his hands, crackling with the eldritch occult charge of one million dead concentration camp souls. Raising the foul blade above his head, Nick brought it down upon Von Braun, shearing his arm clean off.
Blood began to rush from the gaping socket. Von Braun, staring his own mortality in the face, made one last desperate leap for the Kontrol Skull operation panel, and with his remaining arm set Superprojekt: Ragnarok into motion.
What Von Braun hadn't counted on, however, was the potency of the forces he was dealing with. The energy exuded by the device charged its molecules with such force that they began to move through time.
Using a mystic fragment of the Acropolis worn round his neck handed down to him through generations of Greek ancestors, Nick accessed the wisdom of Socrates. With this he saw that the sinister device would reappear in the year 2013, and the resulting cataclysm would undo creation.
Realizing the Germans would simply appoint another scientist to pick up where Von Braun had left off, Nick destroyed Uberkraken by thrusting Von Braun's blade into the Odin Stone powering its engines, shattering the vessel and freeing the poor souls trapped within the sabre. Crawling to shore, Nick impersonated Von Braun and took his place for the duration of the war. Thus, the Germans never had their A-Bomb, or another doomsday device.
But the looming spectre of 2013 never left his mind. Following the war, Nick, still in his guise as Von Braun to elude the unstoppable Nazi Soul Hound assassins set in motion by Hitler's suicide, was appointed head of the program that became NASA. Ostensibly a benign space program, NASA was in fact a cover for the NATO project working around the clock to find a way to counteract Superprojekt Ragnarok. Indeed, had Nick not been so consumed with finding a solution to this problem, the Apollo 13 and Challenger disasters surely would never have happened.
Eventually Nick was able to join forces with master strategist Vince Lombardi and his invincible squadron of Green Bay Packers - football players by day, unvanquishable sentinels of freedom by night - to defeat the soul hounds, and the Von Braun guise was allowed to "die". But still, Nick persisted.
Finally, as the 21st and final century dawned upon mankind, Nick had his answer. Only an Irrationallty Well, a chasm in reality so deep its unfathomable gravity was able to suck in non-existence and spit it out somewhere beyond this life, into the unbeing that was before God spoke the universe into creation, could defeat the device.
The problem? Only a source of incalculable negativity could create the crushing emotional weight required to crash through the floor of the universe and create the Well. Several ideas were floated - starting World War III, releasing heroin into the water supply, assassinating Bill Cosby...but all were deemed too destructive and too risky. After researching for months, they finally had the solution.
An online community of bitter videogame enthusiasts, who only needed encouragement to pour enough anger and dissatisfaction onto the internet to charge the community server into a device powerful enough to collapse under its own psychic weight and cause the Irrationality Well to develop.
So Nick and his dedicated team worked around the clock, prodding the community behind the scenes to coalesce into the form they'd need. Using what they called "mental grenades", individuals and situations of such irredeemable stupidity they would create the necessary negative energy, things began to take shape.
First, the community had to be moved to a server specially prepared to magnify negative emotion. The real Eric Mylonas was assassinated and replaced with an NSA operative, who absconded with the funds necessary to keep the community - then called Gamego - running. They were forced to relocate to the TNL (Total Negativity Linkup) server.
Then, a series of mental grenades were dropped on the community to prod it into irrational anger: among others, the Opa Opa Sensibility Vacuum, the Lucas Barton Thread Mitosis Proliferator, the STFU N00B Sigil, and the ultimate weapon - the K.O.R.I.A.N. Device.
Finally, in 2004 the project reached its apotheosis. Enough negativity had been charged on the server that it now only awaits a final push to create the Irrationality Well, one last mental grenade to be dropped on February 13th, 2013, 13 minutes before the arrival of Superprojekt: Ragnarok.
And that's how Nick saved the universe.
That was awesome.
In 1967 Nick helped George Papadopoulos lead his military coup in Greece, and was a key figure in the fascist regime that ruled there until the early 70s.
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Originally Posted by StriderKyo
Strider wins the thread.
Nick has a thumbnail on penis.
Nick once kicked Bill Braskey and Vin Diesel's asses, at the same time.
Nick started a gang when he was only 11 years old! Here's their logo:
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...id=15229&stc=1
nick was the gunman in the grassy knoll
Nick bought me the "The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover" dvd :)
Nick tought me everything I know... and I do mean everything <3
Jesus, you're such a fag.
*claps at 90% of this thread*
Nick once met a guy named Jimi, he saw him playing music in a coffee shop and his music was largely ignored. Nick told him he should try playing it left-handed.
Nick freed the hostages in Iran in 1980, he didn't want the credit and said, "Hey, tell them Mister Carter did it." Ronald Reagan heard this and killed the man delivering the message and claimed the heroic act for himself.
Early in the 20th centruy, Nick met a young man his pals called JD. He told him that everyone was fake and that life was crummy. The guy wrote a book about it, even though that was just Nicks way of calling him and Emo Fag. When JD found out he was so ashamed he never showed his head again in public.
In 1986, Nick took a tour of the facilities at Cape Canavral, Florida. He saw an Engineer and told him, "Hey buddy, check those O-Rings, okay?" The enginner was listening to Men At Work on his Walkman and didn't hear him.
Nick was the first person to discover the North Pole, and indeed, Santa Claus. For this, Santa granted him 3 wishes, one of which was for Yoshi, which is how we got Yoshi's Island for the Super Nintendo. But like all wishes, they have a way of perverting themselves over time and it's also how we got TNL poster Yoshi and Yoshis' Touch N Go for the Nintendo DS. History has forgoten his other two wishes.
Nick once stole my tiles when I was playing Mahjong.
Nick has done a lot of things...
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Originally Posted by Nick
What more can I say?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick
I remember Nick and I were in the same platoon back in 'Nam. One day someone stole his jack knife. He didn't know who took it but he accused me pretty harshly; the fucker jumps me and repeatedly punches me in the nose. It was bloody and very broken by the end. I had to be sent back to a hospital for a few weeks.
Anyway I returned to the platoon with a nose splint and Nick's walkin' on egg shells around me, afraid I'm waiting to get him back. I tell him we're cool but he can't calm down. So finally one night we're in our foxholes and Nick just takes a hammer and *whap whap whap* destroys his own nose. He leaves his foxhole finds mine and shows me his face, "THERE!" Nick yelled "WE COOL NOW?!" blood dripping everywhere, a crazed look in his eye. "yeah, we're cool." I said and we both went back to sleep.
Nick's crazy! I mean... I stole his fucking jack knife!
I wish Nick would stop lurking so much. :(
I concur. He should be here. Partying.
One time Nick fought flux=rad.
He kicked his fucking ass, so fucking bad.
Nick soloed Onyxia with his cock in his off-hand.
Remember the time Nick's band was filling in for a late-cancelling Sex Pistols on Saturday Night Live? The producer's wanted him to play his song "Less Than Zero" but he wanted to play his yet to be released "Radio Radio". Reluctantly he started playing "Less Than Zero" but stopped it a few bars in saying "I'm sorry Ladies and Gentlemen, I should't be playing this here" and then played Radio Raido instead. It got him banned from SNL for years.
That was awesome.
Nick was onced challenged to lick the bottom of his own foot, he put his entire foot in his mouth and slowly ate his entire body and vanished. He then came bursting through the door with a pair of newborn infant twins in his arms, Leia and Luke Skywalker.
This is the second-most impressive thing Nick's ever done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
That Bill Brasky was a sonuvabitch!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by FirstBlood
I once saw Nick eat a whole live chicken.
Nick once told me how good he was at skill crane games so we drove to Chuck E Cheeze's to play. He walked in the place a put a dollar in the machine and almost grabbed a stuffed bunny but the claw didn't grab it well enough so it fell. He yelled "THESE FUCKING GAMES ARE FIXED" and punched right through the thick glass on the front of the machine. He took the biggest chard and started stabbing the young lady in the Chuck E Cheeze suit. She screamed as loud as she could, but it was mostly muffled by the suit and the sound of children laughing at Nick stabbing her.
I sometimes call Nick late at night and we laugh about it together. I miss Nick.
One time Nick sent a 15 year old Master through timespace via a portal in his basement, Master came back out as a 12 year old. Nick took one look at his genitals and laughed the boy for not having pubes, then he made him eat a bowl full of hair.
Back in the day, Nick had sex with Satsuki, Atlas, M, animegirl, and icepop all at the same time. 46 and 2 tried to join in, and Nick killed that bitch.
If we are making stuff up for fun, don't tell stories that are true.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
Words hurt :(
nick once raked out the eyes and skull fucked a guy who tried to steal his tiles
This one time. Nick fucked a dog.
I was fucking like a dog just this morning.
Nick's my hero.Quote:
Originally Posted by elfneedsfood
One time, Nick went back in time to team up with Golden Age Nick to fight Sinestro. They won even though they didn't have rings.
Nick used to know this bitch named Eric Wright, they used to drive around and fuck the hoe's at night.
Nick has a HUGE cock. And it talks.
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Originally Posted by Dolemite
what has his huge cock told you?
Watch out for the wave.
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv
<3 <3 <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick
Whatever happened to that illegal immigrant loving bitch anyway? Did she finally return to the Mexican home-land to guide illegal border-crossings?Quote:
Originally Posted by elfneedsfood
Yes, and she met and fell in love with Reirom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
She came back, actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron