Official DOA movie thread(now with pictures)

Now we all know this is going to suck ass, but jesus christ have you taken a look at the casting list? Man, this might match a Uwe Boll film in terms of taking a dump on the subject material the movie is based on.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398913/fullcredits

then again, if they get Jaime Presley in a catsuit/thong combo, I'll drop the $9.00 on a ticket.

Holly Valance...

lolz

"Man, this might match a Uwe Boll film in terms of taking a dump on the subject material the movie is based on."

You mean it can get even MORE transparent and lame?

Devon Aoki .... Kasumi


No.

LAWL! Kevin Nash is gonna be bass...

If Itagaki makes a cameo, this will be the best movie ever.

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Originally Posted by Joust Williams

"Man, this might match a Uwe Boll film in terms of taking a dump on the subject material the movie is based on."

You mean it can get even MORE transparent and lame?

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did you even read the plot synopsis?

Plot Outline: The big-screen adaptation of the fighting video game serial, which follows the adventures of an all-female kick-boxing squad.

Between Devon and that dog-faced girl in Grey's Anatomy, Western television and movie casting agents need to stop picking female Asian actors with their eyes closed.

This movie is going to be... wow.

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Originally Posted by shidoshi

Western television and movie casting agents need to stop picking female Asian actors with their eyes closed.

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They're just trying to relate to the people they're casting.

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Originally Posted by Shinobi128

Devon Aoki .... Kasumi


No.

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oh wtf.

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Originally Posted by MrWhitefolks

Plot Outline: The big-screen adaptation of the fighting video game serial, which follows the adventures of an all-female kick-boxing squad.

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lol.

Tony Jaa should make a cameo and beat the fuck out of these bitches.

with his elbows.