Cold ice + low-cut jeans....
Well today was rather interesting when I went to pay off my cell phone. I go into the mall, get that taken care of and decided I needed a bite to eat. I just drop by one random fast food stand to order a large water with ice, then I head on over to another for some roast beef and this chick in front of me (who looks pretty cute btw) was wearing these ulta low-cut jeans bearing just a small bit of buttcrack which was pretty funny considering this is quite viewable to the public. Anyhow, she makes her order and manages to drop all her change on the floor... which ment she had to bend down to pick it all up AND bear the most ghastly crack I've ever had to whitness! Considering this was taking too long, I got a little funny and wanted to see if I could drop one of my cubes to see if it would hit, which it did.
So here we have this 20-something jumping around like a crazed jackrabbit while screaming and holding her ass like she shit herself. I feel pretty bad she had to trot all the way to the restroom which is a good 5-10 minute walk, but I figured that's what you get for not paying attention to proper dress code and making me wait an extra 3 minutes making up your mind. ;)