What the hell is this...
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...the hell?
Methinks the Dave Mirra devteam has been playing too many strip mahjong games...
After 15 long years, Acclaim has finally reached their goal by slamming face-first into the bottom of the barrel - the licensed extreme sports porn game. Welcome to humanity's rock bottom, guys.
Someone tell Gamespot it's way too late for bad April Fools jokes...
And if it is real, please shoot the man who thought up this lame ass idea and put the dev team out of their misery.
I'm going to be first in line to get DOA Volleyball, so I obviously don't mind a little fanservice, but 'Dave XXX' not only crosses over the line, it takes a crap on it.
I dunno. I think this puppy's got some hot contention from the wrestling character car destruction game.Quote:
Originally posted by StriderKyo
Welcome to humanity's rock bottom, guys.
Hmm...
No, I think I'll be able to play the car wrestling game without throwing up. It's defintely a classier act than helping a retarded kid take a piss.
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Spending money here unlocks FMVs of women in various states of undress. Acclaim representatives were unsure if the nudity in these scenes would end up running blurred or totally uncensored. Judging by the nonstop cursing and nudity that will permeate the rest of the game, you can bet that Acclaim will make an attempt to go all out and show as much skin as possible.
Anyway, I'm extremely happy to see this happening, because while I don't think it fits the game, I hope this opens the doors for other developers to use things like the 'f-word' and nudity when a place in their games should have it, but hasn't been able to because of people's stupid 'games are only for kids' attitudes. :p Anyway, I'm probably going to pick it up, I liked the Dave Mirra games already, but this I gotta see :) (and I'm positive, if they don't censor it, this will sell millions more than GTA3, easily :p)
Hey, back off of the wrestling game junior!Quote:
Originally posted by MechDeus
I dunno. I think this puppy's got some hot contention from the wrestling character car destruction game.
Hmm...
But, as far as this goes, WTF? Interesting...
My respect for acclaim (as low as it is already) has dropped into the negatives. Curses and strippers are not what make a game "fun"... certainly not why GTA3 was good. *sigh* With all the good games shown from E3 there HAS to be something crappy to balance it all out. =)
Who do they even expect to buy this game? If it's a M rated game, that leaves mostly the 18+ crowd. And with the age limits being enforced a lot more now, I don't see many people buying this.
If you want to see a few titties, just take the money otherwise spent on this game, and go to a strip club.
But I do hope this opens the door for more mature content in video games. For example, in Blood Omen 2 there is a scene with a female vampire or succubus. The game shows just a slight hint of tits and a bit of nipple. Why is this important? Because it fits the character.
But it was still done with enough censoring to kill the effect.
Nudes in an established franchise like Dave Mira is a dumb idea. IMO, there is almost no place for it, as it does little to nothing to enhance the actual game.
I won't buy it. I'd rather spend my money on the next Kobe Tai, Terra Patrick, or whoever, XXX DVD. At least my girl will watch THAT with me.