I was watching the news, and that bitch wants to up what he pays in child suport from 5,000 to 21,000 a month.
That woman has done lost her god damn mind.
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I was watching the news, and that bitch wants to up what he pays in child suport from 5,000 to 21,000 a month.
That woman has done lost her god damn mind.
Black people like to dress up and shit. Bling bling Holla!
This is just as clever as that other post by Revoltor.
Oh wait...
Owned back!
*pats self on back*
I remember when Rudy Gulianni (whoa spelling) was getting a divorce and she wanted something like 8k a month. For her dog.
Yeah it's spelled "Ghoul"-iani
Child support is a necessary evil, though most men paying it are below the poverty line themselves. I'd be angry if she was asking for more vaginamony, is she? If not, I don't care.
Yeah, but 21k a month? That's a bit absurd.
Did she switch over to diamond encrusted food or something? What the fuck does she need a bonus 16k per month for? Hell, it doesn't even take 5k a month to support a kid, he better be going to the best damn school money can buy for that kind of cash upgrade.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
On one hand there's all the slimeballs that need to pay child support and don't and on the other hand there's the guys dealing with women that don't need the money and are just getting ripped off by the courts because the bitches are money-grubbers. I know people from both camps and it sickens me how retarded people can be.
Could you be any more cliche?Quote:
Originally Posted by MechDeus
"What are those kids eating? Hundred dollar bills? Put on your laughing hats, folks, 'cause here comes another homerun. Yuck yuck yuck."
Sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I heard she was going to build a house made out of Xboxes.
$21,000 a month is a lot for you and me, but for Puff Daddy? Come on. He's worth hundreds of millions of dollars.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
$5,000 a month for Puff Daddy is a happy meal for us. Im not shedding any tears over his plight.
He can afford it. I don't care since I won't see a dime of it! :D
Right, I'm not saying it's gonna be rough on him, but what kid honestly needs 21k a month.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
I <3 that houseQuote:
Originally Posted by Revoltor
What dude honestly needs hundreds of millions of dollars? Its all about perspective, and we dont have any.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
This all could have been prevented if he plunked down the $6-10 for a pack of condoms.....
When you're right, you're right.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
Jimmy Kimmel's getting divorced, and I hear his wife is completely raping him on the alimony/child support (plus she got the house), to the point where he has to move back in with his parents. wtf.
I fully support a spouce having to pay child support. But alimony? That crap should be done away with. Having to pay some leech because they've "become accustomed to a certain lifestyle" is bullshit. If you get divorced, the gravy train should stop.
Everybody. That hate those who are doing better than you attitude is one of the big things wrong with America. You should want the right thing done, not something done to hurt people for making more money than you. The idea by bringing him down will lift you up is horse shit. He could lose everything, and everyone who sucked yesterday, will still suck today. However, if you want him to lose money because you feel he is an ass that makes shitty albums, fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
If that woman needs 21k a month to raise that kid, then the kid needs to go live with it's dad. She is obviously doing something wrong. A kid can live on about 1000 or 2000 a month.
Exactly what is the logic for keeping alimony now? I mean, it isn't like women can't get work now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Banging Sarah Silverman is totally worth it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
http://lemonodor.com/images/sarah-silverman.jpg
I sure ain't gonna hate over just that. Hell, I could use millions of dollars myself. And not for all the useless crap it could buy me- I just want it so I don't have to live under the oppression of The Man any more. Life's too short and I have too many other interests to have to work some job.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
But as for P. Diddy? Fuck him. He sucks. He should also have to pay money to The Police, Led Zeppelin, and every other group whose music he's stolen to make his shitty rap. I mean, there's sampling (which is fine), and then there's outright thievery (hello, P).
Agreed. I have a feeling a wee bit of the 21k isn't going to her kids...Quote:
If that woman needs 21k a month to raise that kid, then the kid needs to go live with it's dad. She is obviously doing something wrong. A kid can live on about 1000 or 2000 a month.
Yup. I hate how divorce laws so totally favor the woman. It's outdated. Let the bitch go out and get a job or start sucking dick to make ends meet.Quote:
Exactly what is the logic for keeping alimony now? I mean, it isn't like women can't get work now.
No poon is worth that much.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
http://lemonodor.com/images/sarah-silverman.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
You need to post a better picture to make your point, Dave.
She isn't really THAT hot. You can walk across any college campus in the country and see better.
I like tall girls. I like funny girls. I like girls from New Hampshire.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
You like girls that take all your money too?
haha, is that a trick question? get into a relationship, any relationship.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
I agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
Alimony is bullshit though.
Weird Al wrote a song about Alimony. Its a Parody of Billy Idols "Mony Mony"
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_More_You_...mages/logo.jpg
<3 Sarah Silverman.
I have a thing for brunette jews.
You have a thing for everyone.
So wait, Jimmy Kimmel was married to Sarah Silverman? Or he cheated on his wife with Sarah Silverman?
He left his wife for her
Really, well. I can't say I wouldn't do the same.
That's the truth!Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
But Sara Silverman is still really hot :sweat:
Sarah Silverman is a woman with a sense of humor, and a raunchy one at that. Its worth it, even if she wasn't passable looks-wise.
How many of those women you walk buy on the college campus are funny? None of them. Its science.
Not to mention she has big tits.
Can't forget the tit-tays.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
When love turns to hate, it is all about the $$.
Yeah, but does she do anal?
Anyway, I can't believe some of the nonsense in here. No amount of child support is too much. With $21,000 a month, Puffy's kids can go to the Forman School in Litchfield, CT. With the money left over, the mother can set up college funds and car funds and whatnot for the kids. Are you guys saying that if you had kids, you wouldn't want to give them as much as possible? P. Diddy makes a ton of cash, and he should be showering his kids with a decent portion of it, not $60k a year for each kid.
I think the woman in question has just one of his kids, but I can't tell from the news. If he didn't want to support a child, he shouldn't have put his penis in her.
Mike, why shouldn't he have put his penis in her? Sex is great, just because you put your penis in another woman doesn't me you want a child out of it.Child support is crazy in a lot of cases. Judges award women way to much money way to often. If my 5 year old son didn't live with me and I had to pay child support to my X-wife, there's no way I could afford to live on my own which judges could give a shit less. It doesn't cost that much money to raise a child for what these judges award women for child support.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
Having sex is like playing with fire. If you get an STD, tough shit. Deal with it. If you knock the woman up, tough shit. Open your checkbook. If you dont want to deal with a kid dont have sex.
I assure you P. Diddy will be fine whether or not hes giving his kid $5k a month, $21k a month, or $1 million a month. Its his kid. His business ventures took in over $300 million last year. Nobody should be crying over P. Diddy's child support woes.
If you have sex without protection, you want a child. End of discussion.Quote:
Originally Posted by BRAD73
The money for child support is for the children, not the women. Are you saying children don't deserve everything you can give them? I hate vaginamony, but child support is fine. If you were irresponsible enough to fuck some bitch without protection, you have no right to complain about child support. It's as simple as that.Quote:
Child support is crazy in a lot of cases. Judges award women way to much money way to often. If my 5 year old son didn't live with me and I had to pay child support to my X-wife, there's no way I could afford to live on my own which judges could give a shit less. It doesn't cost that much money to raise a child for what these judges award women for child support.
I have my doubts all 21,000 will be going to the 11 year old son, if even half.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
If she wants him to go to a nice school, or get a college fund, why not I don't know, call the dad up and talk to him about it?
If she wants her son to have such nice things but she can't give it to him she really should discuss it with the kid’s dad, or just let the kid live with the dad. The kid isn't just hers. Puff didn’t shoot her with his cock gun and put that baby in her. They both made it. Her making these decisions on her own is bullshit.
In situations like these, both parties have to submit written paperwork to substantiate their claims and the judge analyzes it and makes a decision. So, ultimately, you can say whatever you want, but you dont live in New York, you're not a Judge, and you don't have access to any of that paperwork.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
Where is this line of thought in every other current event thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
You don't usally post stuff like "blah blah blah, we can't have opinions because we aren't so and so, stfu blah blah blah."
Really, if you don't want to discuss it, leave the thread.
Like I said, you dont know anything about the situation and youre basing it on what you saw in the news. And other people on here are flipping shit based on your quote. Its stupid and ridiculous.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
A woman cant just go to the courthouse and say I NEED MORE $$$ and the Judge says OKAY!. Its a process, and its not easy to pull the wool over a judge's eyes. Ever seen a family/divorce judge in action? I have, and let me tell you, their bullshit detector is unbelievable.
There's a process, you dont know anything about this case, you're not a judge, Puff can easily pay $21,000 a month to take care of his own child, we dont have any perspective into his wealth or hers, and so forth.
*ding ding* DiffX gets many cigars for this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffx
Marriage as an institution is also wrecked around these parts because of this shit. I don't want to be part of the 50/50 divorce statistic, myself.
This reminds me of a joke a co-worker told me (during his divorce):
"Do you know why divorce is so expensive?"
"Because it is WORTH it!"
It is pretty funny if you have been through one of these... :D
Yeah, but marriage is fucked for so many other reasons, mostly culturally based. In a society that becomes more decadent and accepting of selfish acts of individualism (Abortion, meaningless divorces) a system that supposedly binds 2 people in servitude to one another always seems less attractive.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
Conversely, "upright" people seem to scoff at the "self-centered" life of a sloppy bachelor. Duality at its finest!
You're such a kill joy.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
Getting stuck with caring for a kid is one of the responsibilities you should have to prepare for if you're willing to have sex with someone. Either that, or make sure she's passed out drunk and can't ID you afterwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by BRAD73
And if you have sex with someone you don't even know without a rubber, you deserve whatever STDs you get. Either way, bag that shit up.
One thing about child support I should say, however- in cases where they want what might be considered 'excessive' amounts of dough, the woman should have to document how the money is spent to prove she isn't fucking around and spending it on clothes and shit for herself. I've heard a lot of stories of woman abusing their ex's child support payments and the kids not getting what they need out of it.
LOLZQuote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
I've never used condoms ever. Thank god my sperm suck.
yes, thank god
I'll visit you in the AIDS ward.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
Nah. I dont really fuck too many girls outside of relationships. I mean, I have. But for the most part 90% of my sex has been with two girls that I've spent many years with each.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
If I do get AIDS though, I'm raping your mom, for that 'visit you in the AIDS ward' comment.
How many kids do you want, Dave?
Hey, fuck you, ankle grabber. Here I was willing to visit you in your hour of need while you lay dying as a means of moral support and you threaten to assault my mom. Bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
Now you can rot away alone. :cry:
I'm totally sneaking into Dole's apartment and bleeding in his cheerios.
Anyway, I wont get AIDS, ever. Might get a kid, hopefully not, but if it happens it's something I'll have to deal with. I'm not worried about it.
Nummy!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
You're totally right. Magic Johnson thought that as well, and he's...oh, wait, he has HIV. I'm sure a lot of people who engage in unprotected sex (like you) think that. I assume that has something to do with why reported AIDS cases are on the rise instead of the other way around.Quote:
Anyway, I wont get AIDS, ever.
If you know the girl and you both are clean, then by all means, hit it (it does feel amazing without a rubber). But you said that 10% of the sex you have is with girls you don't know and you still don't use a condom. Don't be stupid, dude. Bag it up. No poon is worth dying over.
It will be when you're trying to play WoW and have an infant screaming all night long.
No, you see - the only people who get AIDS are the ones who choose to. It has nothing to do with risky behavior! Thats why Dave is never gonna get it, because he chooses not to get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Finally! Someone understands.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
I've never had sex with a girl that I didnt know very very very well. I'm talking sexual history, middle names, favorite color, everything. Therefore, I'll never get AIDS, because I'll never bang some dirty slut.
You know, I always find it hard to believe that people can see into the future.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
Seriously, it bothers me when people are dumb enough to say something like this.
You can get AIDS from tears, dumbass.
$10 + Condoms + no intentions of marriage until you are truly ready + no intentions of having children EVER = Potentially long, happy, STD-Free, Child-Free, sex filled, life.
Unprotected sex is cool....but, I'd have to make sure the chick is STD free, and trust her enough that she is taking the pill every single day. (That "pull out" method isnt worth it)
I'm not getting AIDS ever, it's true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
Maybe by some ridiculous tragedy, but not from sex or drugs.
All these people (including myself) are trying to say is to be careful. Its not worth the risk....not these days.
All it takes is one time dude....a chick could have had a random encounter a month or 2 ago and contracted hiv/aids then. People usually dont find out until 6 months later when they get a cold they cant get rid of....
You really think all the chicks you are banging are gonna tell you everybody they banged in the past? Even on that one drunken nite?
Not putting you down or anything...but I'm really concerned...dont be another statistic.
When your stupid slut of a girlfriend is crying on your shoulder, we'll see what happens.
I agree with you here. I think basic and reasonable child support is an important thing in a lot of cases, but it gets way out of hand sometimes. Help cover their basic living expenses (food, medical, clothing) so the single parent can raise the child in about the same way it was before the divorce.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Alimony is bull, and I don't understand why more couples don't get pre-nup agreements. My dad swears on them no after he's seen all this shit. I know that when he gets married to his girlfriend, they're going to level out all this crap beforehand just in case. Fuck lawyers.
My dad never made my mother pitch in for child support, nor did he go after any money. She took her things, and left. Hell, my dad helps support her. He pays for her cell phone bill and gives her money whenever she needs it. They're not on wonderful terms with eachother, but they're civil enough to not try and dick the other over. More divorces should end like that.
Ok, I'll back off of it a bit. For the forseeable future, I'm not getting AIDS. I only have sex with my girlfriend, and only will for the next few years at least. I'm 100% sure she'll never cheat on me. If she gets raped, she gets tested. I eat my drugs, I would never let her tough a needle, ever.
Bad experiences? Wanna talk?Quote:
Originally Posted by OmniGear
Of course! Silly me.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
I'll never get AIDS because I only do anal.
Lets stop thinking about Puff and think about the other dads out there. Ones who can't afford 21K a month.
Child Support has almost no concrete proof to show it is a effective. Women (and Men) can very easily sneak some money for their car,clothes,accesories and the kids,parent and most importantly the court not know any wiser.
This program needs more accountability and recording. My neighbors son used to live with his mom. He didn't know he was recieving childcare. His mom used a lot of the money for herself and took the bare minium to make sure the kid was still getting fed. His dad had to hire his own private investigators and spy on her and his osn. Finally when he recieved enough information he took it to the courts. Had to wait months for the court to give him custody of his son and punish his wife with jail time(I think)
By the way. She bought a new car,clothes,shoes and a bunch of othewr stuff that wasn't helping her son at all.
I'm not saying all women are like this. However that doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
I think Diddy case is geting so much publicity, becuase it shows a glaring problem with our child services system.
The thing is though, if the girl you are going to sleep with does have aids, she won't exactly be comfortable with telling you:
Guy: Are you coming to bed?
Girl: Yes, but first I need you to know I have aids
Guy: Wtf, I'm not sleeping with you (guy runs off)
So from that perspective, I wouldn't go unprotected unless I knew the person well and could trust them to say if they had any STD etc, whereas if it's just any girl who you don't know, and she has poor morals, then she may not tell you, and you get AIDS.
There's almost no chance for a guy to get AIDS from a girl through normal vaginal sex. That shit just ain't gonna fuckin happen unless you have open sores on your cock or something.
Herpes is the shit you gotta watch out for.
I want to hear more about this. Because I got a caugh that wouldn't go away middle this semester.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nercm
She said she loved me! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
I wouldn't call them big exactly but they are niceQuote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
and that's kinda funny in an ironic way about Kimmel
sucks to be him though but that's what you get for cheating
The check is on the way. Love O.J.
Wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by flux=rad
http://aids.about.com/od/safersexquestions/f/vagsex.htm
The amount of ignorance being displayed in this thread really amazes me. Statistics do prove that straight males are at a lower risk of contracting HIV through unprotected sex than women but believe me, they can still get it.
I'm not getting AIDs, no matter what you assholes say.
Have your girlfriend take the pill you dope.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
Jesus there are a lot of morons around these parts as of late.Quote:
Originally Posted by flux=rad
PS: Magic Johnson is gay, caught AIDS from another dude.
She used to when we first started going out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Dave is going to get AIDS simply because he's so sure he won't. You don't piss in Fate's face like that and expect to walk away clean.
LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
I love when people say stuff like that, too. Unless you have her under observation all day, in which case, you have problems.
Honestly I do. We're hermits. We work, we come home, we play WoW, we cuddle. Shes too hot to let her out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
But if she's working, that means she's not home! LOCK THE BITCH UP.
When they say they're workin', it really means they're takin' in dick.
The only thing she's actually working on is cramming all 19 1/2 inches of Jerone's love sausage inside her.
Abstinence works, huh Dave?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
the issue isnt that she wants MORE child support, it's that there's no way in hell she's gone from spending 8k a month on her kid to 21k
Like I told IronPlant, youre really not in any position to say that or make that decision.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrWhitefolks
NY must be an awesome state. They really got it figured out. In my own state, sad little Mississippi, our judges do not have awesome bullshit detectors. My best friend throughout middle school and highschool came from a broken home and his mother screws his dad over on the child support to this day. But you don't have to pay alimony, and I don't even think you have to split up your shit here. So whatever.
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Originally Posted by diffusionx
It is.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
NY > MS, thats for sure.Quote:
My best friend throughout middle school and highschool came from a broken home and his mother screws his dad over on the child support to this day. But you don't have to pay alimony, and I don't even think you have to split up your shit here. So whatever.
Anyway, that case and whatever else is NOT THE SAME AS THE P DIDDY CASE. Why dont you guys get that? P Diddy's case is in fact very different from 99.999999% of everyone else's and nobody should draw conclusions from those cases to P Diddy's or vice versa. Werent you the one who was bitching about how cases are different and its not black and white and shit in the piracy thread? Give me a break.
and you're in the position to argue for it?Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
when courts start demanding itemized reciepts and whatnot from child support receivers that PROVES the money is being spent on the CHILD, then i'll have no problem paying out the nose if a divorce goes down.
secondly, if you're going to try and defend this, at least give me a full blown explanation(or even some links/points of reference) as to WHY it's different from the other 99% of cases where the woman is getting money she doesnt spend on the child that it is appointed too and i'll be able to have a decent conversation over the fact.
When my parents got divorced, the judge THOROUGHLY went over the sorts of things my mother needed for my sister (I was over 18), then set the support payments accordingly. Every month until my sister turned 18, my mother had to fax or otherwise deliver to a court official a detailed list of how she spent the payments.
That's Connecticut.
Isn't that standard everywhere? I believe there's a huge misinterpretation of how child support is handled and think women are going around willy-nilly spending money that's intended for children. There's a lot of not paying child support going on, but I think that's more to do with most "deadbeat dads" hardly making enough money to support themselves in the first place.
nah, that's not the standard at all. they DO set base rules, but for the most part the courts have more important things to deal with, so they let ALOT of it slide.
while deadbeat dads are asses and should be taken care of accordingly, there ARE an equal amount of women who missappropriate funds. but this in fact is neither here nor there as it all comes down to what the CHILD needs, as that should be the main priority(which in most cases, it is not)
Yup. It's expensive to live here, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by OmniGear