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05 Jun 2005, 08:33 PM
Master of 7s

*sigh*

You don't get it.

I know full well that herpes eventually burns out of your system over a long period of time (like 10 years). That wasn't what happened.

A church leader, called me and several men out *specifically* as having herpes and said God was going to cure us. Then he looked straight at me and told me "The Father says to 'Quit worrying about your past, it's over. Forgive yourself and move on.'"

No torrid details, but I knew exactly what he was talking about.

Now of course, right now you're thinking "Yeah, he could have said that to anybody."

No he could not. It will make zero sense to you since you're an outsider, but I know the presence of the Holy Ghost when I feel Him and He was talking directly to me that day.

I don't expect you believe the witness of God's power that I bear, nor do I care, but you can be assured I'm not some fawning retard who falls over or goes running down the aisle like a lunatic. I am an intellectual and I am a realist and don't believe anything without proof.

God is real. More real than you, more real than me. I've seen His power, felt His presence and spoken to Him more than several times the same way you would speak to a flesh and blood person standing in front of you.

Believe whatever you wish, I know the Truth.
05 Jun 2005, 08:39 PM
Brisco Bold

I... uh... *leaves*
05 Jun 2005, 08:41 PM
Master of 7s

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Originally Posted by Brisco Bold

I... uh... *leaves*

*chases Brisco into the parking lot*

WHAT'CHA NEEEEED IZ JEEEEEEEEEZUSSSSA!!!
05 Jun 2005, 09:03 PM
animegirl

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

*sigh*

You don't get it.

I know full well that herpes eventually burns out of your system over a long period of time (like 10 years). That wasn't what happened.

A church leader, called me and several men out *specifically* as having herpes and said God was going to cure us. Then he looked straight at me and told me "The Father says to 'Quit worrying about your past, it's over. Forgive yourself and move on.'"

No torrid details, but I knew exactly what he was talking about.

Now of course, right now you're thinking "Yeah, he could have said that to anybody."

No he could not. It will make zero sense to you since you're an outsider, but I know the presence of the Holy Ghost when I feel Him and He was talking directly to me that day.

I don't expect you believe the witness of God's power that I bear, nor do I care, but you can be assured I'm not some fawning retard who falls over or goes running down the aisle like a lunatic. I am an intellectual and I am a realist and don't believe anything without proof.

God is real. More real than you, more real than me. I've seen His power, felt His presence and spoken to Him more than several times the same way you would speak to a flesh and blood person standing in front of you.

Believe whatever you wish, I know the Truth.

If this is true then more power to you. Did you go to a doctor and he said your herpies is gone? If not, your cure might be your herpies going into the dormant stage where you don't have sores but you can still spread the disease. It would suck if you gave some girl herps because you think God cured them. Hopefully she is Christian and Jesus will "cure" her herps too.
05 Jun 2005, 09:37 PM
Master of 7s

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Originally Posted by animegirl

If this is true then more power to you. Did you go to a doctor and he said your herpies is gone? If not, your cure might be your herpies going into the dormant stage where you don't have sores but you can still spread the disease. It would suck if you gave some girl herps because you think God cured them. Hopefully she is Christian and Jesus will "cure" her herps too.

Considering the kind of man I am (read: emotionally abusive control freak), it's a pretty sure bet that I will never have a mate so your concern is a moot point, but yes my herpes is gone not dormant.
05 Jun 2005, 10:00 PM
frostwolf ex

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Originally Posted by g0zen

Same way Christian groups don't rally against the wackos who bomb abortion clinics and assassinate doctors. Sure, they don't condone that kind of behavior, but they know alot of the dumb faithful really get off on that sort of garbage so they don't come out against it outright. They don't want to be identified with the enemy of their cause.

some of it is because they arent one of us. if they were catholics, they would be easy to excommunicate, but there are so many protestant denominations, its kind of hard to re-toss them out.

When the klan tries to march near your house, your churches dont orgnaize a counter gathering? We did in johnstown, a group of the kluckheads decided to march a few years ago, all 15 of them, so the local churches and synagogue had what they called "tolerance day" or something, we had a much better turnout. sadly i missed ti for work, as i was celebrating "broke obsessive gamer day" but i did my part by giving directions for some out of towners:P
05 Jun 2005, 10:00 PM
Chux

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GO WALK BY THE OCEAN, OR SWING ON SOME SWINGS!!!11
05 Jun 2005, 10:06 PM
Giltch

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suicide bombing in a Shiite mosque

Heh, Shiite.
05 Jun 2005, 10:41 PM
g0zen

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

A church leader, called me and several men out *specifically* as having herpes and said God was going to cure us. Then he looked straight at me and told me "The Father says to 'Quit worrying about your past, it's over. Forgive yourself and move on.'"

That is possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard.

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

No he could not. It will make zero sense to you since you're an outsider, but I know the presence of the Holy Ghost when I feel Him and He was talking directly to me that day.

I'm glad God took time out the infinite vastness of the universe to give you and the faithful a pass on your VD. I'm also glad he leveled with you diety-to-herpes sufferer, it's really inspiring.

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

I don't expect you believe the witness of God's power that I bear

Which I think everyone should be reminded, is that your herpes were cured.

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

nor do I care, but you can be assured I'm not some fawning retard who falls over or goes running down the aisle like a lunatic. I am an intellectual and I am a realist and don't believe anything without proof.

So, then, you never considered this to be a coincidence? You didn't have a doctor check you and confirm that this is a miraculous cure?

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

God is real. More real than you, more real than me. I've seen His power, felt His presence and spoken to Him more than several times the same way you would speak to a flesh and blood person standing in front of you.

Seek professional help.
05 Jun 2005, 10:44 PM
Diff-chan

Wow, you liberals sure are tolerant of other people's beliefs!

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