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That's what my driver's license says... you got any better ideas?Quote:
Originally Posted by Swift
Eh, trying to get something cool to post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Videodrone
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Originally Posted by Kev
Happy...fun...time....?
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Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
In Soviet Russia, GARBAGE POST YOU!
Alright, check this out. I work from 3:00AM to about 9:00AM unloading and stocking. This morning, I was stocking shampoo. I've noticed that there's always these really fruity fragrances and shit, like 'apple blossom lavender' or 'peach mango breeze'. Like, they sound like some kinda smoothie or something. These are obviously marketed to chicks by the big mega-corporations, right? Well, I got to thinking... what would dudes fragrances smell like? Well, dudes dig sports, cars, trucks, and food, among many things. So I'd imagine, say, if they made a sport perfume:
Tom: "Say, Bill, have you been throwing the football around the office?"
Bill: "No sir, actually it's my new colonge, Spalding Tackified for Men"
Tom: "Wow, you smell just like a tackified football!"
Spalding Tackified for Men, available at Sports Authority
Well, what about food? First off, half the scents based off dude's food would involve beer.
Tom: "Bill, are you wearing Papa Johns and Millar aftershave?"
Bill: "Are you kidding? I can't afford that! No, this is the generic version, Dominoes and Old Miluakee"
Tom: "I can't believe it, it smells just like the real thing!"
Dominoes and Old Miluakee for Men, available at Moe's Tavern.
Thing is, 1) I'd rather smell like beer and pizza because I actually had beer and pizza, not fake it, and 2) While I myself wouldn't wear it, I'm sure there's going to be a great deal of misunderstandings from authority figures and those who wear "Bride of Dankenstein" as their colonge of choice.
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Originally Posted by Gymkata
YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE EURASIA ALIVE!!