Incorrect, let me explain...Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
Teabagging would be like dipping a tea bag into a cup, like when a bitch puts your nuts in her mouth.
Jellyfish=my sac on your forehead
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Incorrect, let me explain...Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
Teabagging would be like dipping a tea bag into a cup, like when a bitch puts your nuts in her mouth.
Jellyfish=my sac on your forehead
You ever puked all overa keyboard? Not fun to clean out.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
When I was a kid I got sick from some KFC chicken and on the way home I projectile puked into the air conditioning vents of my mom's Honda. She wasn't happy, and for years after that you could still see flakes from it in the AC.
We need a hung over thread =/
I am pretty drunk riht now. I just gort back from Mexico. I titally found this awesome pamphlet I have to scan, it shows how to sneeak into the US, it has illustarations snad everything. Irt is damn hilarious.
I'm pondering quoting that in my signature...Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
Slightly buzzed. Let's hear it for wine! :nod:
Hooray wine!
coming down from a drunk now. Its 5:35 am and my friend is snoring. I have already colored his ears black with a sharpie. I only drank 12 anchor steams but it hit me pretty good. Played Battlefield 2 and CvsSNK 2 all night. Girlfriend and I are supposed to look at a new house at 10 in the morning. I think I'm going to sodomize her now : )
She's a heavy sleeper. Is this where I put a bunch of ridiculous smilies and type real weird ?? Whatever...
I tried to find some of those racist stamps while I was in Mexico, but no go.