The I'm drunk thread

HAHAHAHAHA I got one of the girls to call up the tease and bitch her out and the other one is debating how to break off their friendship! Southern Comfort saves the day.

Now the other girl that I do really truly want to screw has started coming on to me way too much and lost her pants twice tonight. FUCK YOU STATUTORY RAPE AND ALL THE LAWS THAT APPLY TO YOU. I blame the cheap alcohol. I also need to figure out some way to get pictures from my cellphone to the interweb.

Fear not, folks. Tomorrow is moving day for my friend and he promises yet more alcohol, so I should be back.

In unrelated news, I got my ass out to Comp USA today to drop off my application and apparently the manager is all werd and shit about hiring me, so with any luck I've got this job in the bag before I even interview. Good thing, too, because this whole not-working bit sucks major ass from the "I'm a consumer whore and must purchase more things that I don't need but love anyway," POV.

WELL DRUNK>

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Originally Posted by Calliander

Wow. That question was either begging for a "Your mom," response or, even better, "Mzo's mom."

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OPAQUE DROPPED THE BAL::!! HAH

I'm drunk. Woo.

I really just miss my girlfriend. And fucking.

BAH NO FREE ALCOHOL.

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

I've also scored at least one TV, a nightstand, a rug, two 4.1 sound systems, and temporarily a really nice scanner (now I just need to find the software for it) out of him moving.

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Actually it turned out to be three rugs, a TV, a nightstand, one 4.1 sound system, and a 17" monitor. Damn the other people that helped today or else I would've gotten a 19" instead.

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Originally Posted by YellerDog

WELL DRUNK>

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werd. I fucking hate early curfew in thse colege bars - it s horseshit. I have no class on Sunday asses!!

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

HAHAHAHAHA I got one of the girls to call up the tease and bitch her out and the other one is debating how to break off their friendship! Southern Comfort saves the day.

Now the other girl that I do really truly want to screw has started coming on to me way too much and lost her pants twice tonight. FUCK YOU STATUTORY RAPE AND ALL THE LAWS THAT APPLY TO YOU. I blame the cheap alcohol. I also need to figure out some way to get pictures from my cellphone to the interweb.

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So, was the cock tease a minor as well? If so, who gives a shit about her stupid rants.

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

Now the other girl that I do really truly want to screw has started coming on to me way too much and lost her pants twice tonight. FUCK YOU STATUTORY RAPE AND ALL THE LAWS THAT APPLY TO YOU. I blame the cheap alcohol. I also need to figure out some way to get pictures from my cellphone to the interweb.

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Wait. so there was grass in the field and you played ball? Welcome to the dark-side my friend. :tu:

Finally, I have a chance to post.

It's my b-day. I'm not drunk per se, but I'm abrasive and mad niggerish. I suppose it isn't a good idea to get shit-faced on a Monday, but whatever. I'm Canadian. Fuck school, I'm not going tomorrow. I think I may have said something really offensive to a classmate tonight on the way home. My bad. Uhh.. I drank a lot of shit and I don't even know what half of it was.

The bar near my school has a homebrew. It tastes like metal and unclean vagine. That's not normal, right?

Uh... yeah.... fuck all your collective moms. And my face is on fire.

Fuck.

I love drinking water, eating buttered toast and listening to Jamiroquai at 1 a.m. I feel so fucking classy.

... what's fucking depressing? I was fine when I left the bar.

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

I also need to figure out some way to get pictures from my cellphone to the interweb.

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set up an account at either www.textamerica.com or www.yafro.com

Then you can e-mail them to your super rad moblog. As you can see, I hardly ever use mine.