The I'm drunk thread

so they take my license for 3 months....how the hell do i get to work?

You don't need a license for a moped.

don't they still let you drive only to work and that's it tho?

It depends. Maybe they'll put a breathalizer in your car.

that would be so norris

My brother got married yesterday. Needless to say, I got hammered. When everyone piked it at 3am, while laying in bed I was yelling "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, YOU LOOSE CUNTS". bit drunk now still.

Marriages are awesome.

I mean weddings, weddings are awesome.

good save!

Pong Time.

Edward 40hands in t-minus: 15 minutes.

http://www.t-mobilepictures.com/phot...hye19c0pry77rh

Not going to lie, it was awkward buying 15 foties.

And I hate beer.