The I'm drunk thread

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Originally Posted by Josh

I have robots that do most of my posting for me.

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Great, then you'll have time for a hug.

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Originally Posted by J2d

It would be fun if someoneelse than Dakidakiski was from europe btw, I want to play Halo without some pOmPus AmeriQan asshUlE =) (brandX13theIV is a neat guy)

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Alright, I'll try to stop being from America, just for you <3.

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Originally Posted by J2d

I want to play Halo without some pOmPus AmeriQan asshUlE =) (brandX13theIV is a neat guy)

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hi2u

Been a while since someone posted here.

I just wanted to say I really fucking hate some of my friends, I have no idea why I bother with them. Actually, I do, and it's because even though they're fucking retarded they have no clue what makes them dumb as shit and it's hard to hate them when they're so oblivious. I'm sure I fall under that as well somewhere, so that probably makes me a hypocrite, but damned if I don't want to be around some of them anymore.

I think it's time to make some changes in the people I hang around.

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

Been a while since someone posted here.

I just wanted to say I really fucking hate some of my friends, I have no idea why I bother with them. Actually, I do, and it's because even though they're fucking retarded they have no clue what makes them dumb as shit and it's hard to hate them when they're so oblivious. I'm sure I fall under that as well somewhere, so that probably makes me a hypocrite, but damned if I don't want to be around some of them anymore.

I think it's time to make some changes in the people I hang around.

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Amen. That's why college was so great; I got to change my friends.

Anyway, I'll be drunk for the first time since December tomorrow; my sister invited me to her bar tomorrow night. And then next week I'll be stocking up on 4 or 5 bottles of Absolut Peach and Mandarin for the school... week? :)

Drunk + wasted = cheating on my girlfriend with this girl I met at Dirt Nelly's (aka College Irish bar tonmight) she's hot amd I'm getting laid. girlfeind is no more - Im glad tnl happend to be on the comp when i jusr sat down so I could type htis, YEAH!!

PS I blame thew 3 wisemen : Jack, Jim, and jose, those bastards

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Originally Posted by Jetman

Drunk + wasted = cheating on my girlfriend with this girl I met at Dirt Nelly's (aka College Irish bar tonmight) she's hot amd I'm getting laid. girlfeind is no more - Im glad tnl happend to be on the comp when i jusr sat down so I could type htis, YEAH!!

PS I blame thew 3 wisemen : Jack, Jim, and jose, those bastards

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so... you dragged her home, and posted on tnl before sleazing her up?

Thats the nerdiest shit I've ever heard of.

A couple days ago I drank a fifth of Rumpleminze and five shots of tequila. Though I have no memory of it, I'm told I was the one that put three softball sized holes in the hallway wall, stabbed the kitchen wall repeatedly with a Gerber knife, broke an obscene amount of glass, and threw the two tables and the couch across the room (because they put on System of a Down), and almost got in a fight with three guys.

I have no memory of the above. One moment I'm with my bros telling them they are fucking awesome, the next minute I'm on the matress, and it's 12:00 in the afternoon.

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Originally Posted by Kev

A couple days ago I drank a fifth of Rumpleminze and five shots of tequila. Though I have no memory of it, I'm told I was the one that put three softball sized holes in the hallway wall, stabbed the kitchen wall repeatedly with a Gerber knife, broke an obscene amount of glass, and threw the two tables and the couch across the room (because they put on System of a Down), and almost got in a fight with three guys.

I have no memory of the above. One moment I'm with my bros telling them they are fucking awesome, the next minute I'm on the matress, and it's 12:00 in the afternoon.

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Perfect reason of why alchol is one of the stupidest drugs around.

You mean I get to feel shitty, and I get to fight my friends? Sweet!