The I'm drunk thread

I didn't join the board yesterday. I don't have to "estabolish" myself, as you say. People here need to try to drop that "I'm a fucking hardass" persona. It really doesn't intimidate people online. I don't swear much in reality, only online where fags like yourself try to act like my parent.

Consider the fact that I joined almost a month ago. Sure, it doesn't make me a somebody but people are acting as if I just joined yesterday and I'm suddenly some fucked up noob. Try checking my posts. People were already on my ass with the first post I made and all I did was answer the thread. If people wanna be cocky assholes over the internet, two can play that game. If you actually KNEW me, you'd be pretty surprised how different I am but online, I can be one hell of a fucking annoying bitch if people want me to be.

oh man can we just ban please?

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Originally Posted by Dripdry

Yeah, what's with getting drunk and having vivid dreams?

I had Battle Garegga dreams that really screwed with my head... hope yours were better. Like, in the realm of beautiful female better.

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There was one where I woke up in my bed with some friends around, and some hot girl i've never seen before on my bed with me for some odd reason, and I spent the rest of the dream with her and her friend. I woke up and was wondering where the hell she was. Nothing of exception happened.

One of the weirder dreams: my roommate was back home in NY, and I, for some odd reason, thought the bed was moving and he was on the bottom bunk jerking off. I told him to stop, and he said sorry and that he was home early. I woke up and looked at the bottom bunk and was wondering where the fuck he was.

Very odd dreams indeed.

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The only thing that will us all feel better is when you finally realize that you're not the first person ever to drink or get high. You haven't drank more, smoked more, or done anything crazier than all the rest of us. The only difference is that the rest of us have the class to at least act like it isn't our first time around the block.

When I was 17, I went to visit a friend of mine at his college and he knew this one guy who just sat there and talked about how awesome it was to watch his screensaver when he was high and how it was the craziest thing ever. We all laughed at how green he was. That's you. Stop it.

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Get over yourself.

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Originally Posted by Kano on the Phone

The only thing that will us all feel better is when you finally realize that you're not the first person ever to drink or get high. You haven't drank more, smoked more, or done anything crazier than all the rest of us. The only difference is that the rest of us have the class to at least act like it isn't our first time around the block.

When I was 17, I went to visit a friend of mine at his college and he knew this one guy who just sat there and talked about how awesome it was to watch his screensaver when he was high and how it was the craziest thing ever. We all laughed at how green he was. That's you. Stop it.

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IBTN.

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Originally Posted by Kano on the Phone

The only thing that will us all feel better is when you finally realize that you're not the first person ever to drink or get high. You haven't drank more, smoked more, or done anything crazier than all the rest of us. The only difference is that the rest of us have the class to at least act like it isn't our first time around the block.

When I was 17, I went to visit a friend of mine at his college and he knew this one guy who just sat there and talked about how awesome it was to watch his screensaver when he was high and how it was the craziest thing ever. We all laughed at how green he was. That's you. Stop it.

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IBTN

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Originally Posted by Kano on the Phone

The only thing that will us all feel better is when you finally realize that you're not the first person ever to drink or get high. You haven't drank more, smoked more, or done anything crazier than all the rest of us. The only difference is that the rest of us have the class to at least act like it isn't our first time around the block.

When I was 17, I went to visit a friend of mine at his college and he knew this one guy who just sat there and talked about how awesome it was to watch his screensaver when he was high and how it was the craziest thing ever. We all laughed at how green he was. That's you. Stop it.

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lol, so true.

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Originally Posted by Rich

Get over yourself.

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But IBTNT.

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

IBTNT.

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ITARBALBA

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Originally Posted by SniperRifle

I don't have to "estabolish" myself, as you say.

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You're right there.

When I wanted a beer on Friday night at the Knicks game, they told me they didn't serve beer after the third quarter. It was the fourth. Woe is I.

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Originally Posted by Raz0r

When I wanted a beer on Friday night at the Knicks game, they told me they didn't serve beer after the third quarter. It was the fourth. Woe is I.

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All sports are like that.