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Alright, fantastic news. I just found out a couple days ago one of my ex-girlfriends from high school is currently dating a guy named Cornelious (sp?). But wait! That's not the awesome part. The awesome part is that he prefers to be called "Damien Warlock"! Holy fuck what the hell? We asked one of her friends the other day, "So, I hear Emily's dating a guy named Cornelious Warlock," and she got all huffy and went, "He prefers to be called Damien." How the hell you say with a straight face that your best friend is dating a guy that wishes his name was Damien Warlock I have no idea. I'm hoping that drugs are involved and she's just hiding that from everybody.
If you'd like to make fun of him, here's his MySpace page: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=54752944
Also note that 12 of his 22 friends is an army of ninjas that he just made up. Wow.
Cornelious Damien Warlock. Fan-fucking-tastic.
Cornelius is a cool name. Damien Warlock...well, not so much. Why do you care who your high-school girlfriend is dating anyhow?
Well that guy is quite a piece of work.
The absolute hardest thing about a long distance relationship is when you're drunk on a Saturday night and you have to go to sleep alone.
so my cousin called me today and said the only reason he has me number is cuz my qb lost
that douche
this took many edits.
We were having a kind of flashback night earlier and she came up because she cheated on her longtime boyfriend with me not that long ago. Ah, the days of high school and how I don't miss them...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
Long distance relationships only work if both people aren't that good looking and poor :) .Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
I was at a party tonight and this girl bit my neck right in front of her boyfriend who was passing out and puking, and i kissed her on the neck, and she says 'not in right here in front of michael'.
It was great. I'm totally gonna bang her. maybe when i wake up. holy christ i Love drinking.