How many milliliters of fluid have you sucked out of your body today?

How many milliliters of fluid have you sucked out of your body today?

When you get banged in the ears, they fill up with fluid.

And when I say fluid I mean blood.

Depending on how bad you get it, it can be reasonably painful, not to mention your ears look like bigass cauliflowers, hence the term “cauliflower ear”.

Well my right ear has been pretty banged up for the last month or so and has kept getting worse, so after a quick trip to the drugstore I picked up a 10 pack of syringes and did me a bit of ear draining.

Here are some photos that I hope you will enjoy!

Check it out, it's my normal ear:
http://comet7.com/images/misc/ear/5.png

The operating area:
http://comet7.com/images/misc/ear/3.png

Front shot of the ear after draining (note the cut/bruise on my cheek as well wee!):
http://comet7.com/images/misc/ear/2.png

Close up of the ear after draining (still kinda puffy, but not nearly as bad as it was before I started):
http://comet7.com/images/misc/ear/1.png

At first just a little was coming out, as is evidence here:
http://comet7.com/images/misc/ear/6.png

The money shot. This is what came out of my ear after about five or six tries of jabbing my ear in various places and depth:
http://comet7.com/images/misc/ear/4.png

What'd you get hit by?

Kidnemo is Batman.

Does that make you Robin?

I had a pimple on my back once that refused to pop after it had grown out so far and needed to use a syringe to try removing it. Clearly I could tell when to stop after seeing the blood just start filling in past the first line, but I managed to get about halfway up to 5 with that yellow crap.

fuckin sexy.

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Originally Posted by Nomi

What'd you get hit by?

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Not sure really.

A knee, or an arm, or an elbow maybe.

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Originally Posted by voltz

I had a pimple on my back once that refused to pop after it had grown out so far and needed to use a syringe to try removing it. Clearly I could tell when to stop after seeing the blood just start filling in past the first line, but I managed to get about halfway up to 5 with that yellow crap.

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Yeah, that's pretty fucking disgusting.

Everytime I have a problem with something like that I just get a knife (my K-Bar preferably) and start cutting shit off or open.

I have a bump to the right of my chin in my skin that's been there for something like 2 years now, I think it started as a pimple but was actually a non-cancerous tumor. I've been thinking of cutting it out but it's a little deep in the skin.

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Originally Posted by Gohron

I have a bump to the right of my chin in my skin that's been there for something like 2 years now, I think it started as a pimple but was actually a non-cancerous tumor. I've been thinking of cutting it out but it's a little deep in the skin.

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Would that be a cyst?

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Originally Posted by Kidnemo

Not sure really.

A knee, or an arm, or an elbow maybe.

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Did you get into a fight, or are you in martial arts (I think you're into that, right?)

Is the title of this thread a joke? If not, I gave myself a blowjob blah blah blah finish it yourself.

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Originally Posted by Kidnemo

Not sure really.

A knee, or an arm, or an elbow maybe.

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What were you in?

An ultimate fighting challenge?

fuck that.

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

What were you in?

An ultimate fighting challenge?

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thats what I was going to ask...

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Originally Posted by Gohron

Everytime I have a problem with something like that I just get a knife (my K-Bar preferably) and start cutting shit off or open.

I have a bump to the right of my chin in my skin that's been there for something like 2 years now, I think it started as a pimple but was actually a non-cancerous tumor. I've been thinking of cutting it out but it's a little deep in the skin.

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It might be a keloid (A red, raised formation of fibrous scar tissue caused by excessive tissue repair in response to trauma or surgical incision.) I have a few of those that were once bugbites.

I do brazilian jiujitsu and some nhb fighting.

Essentially the same thing you see in cage fighting/ultimate fighting.

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Originally Posted by Gohron

Everytime I have a problem with something like that I just get a knife (my K-Bar preferably) and start cutting shit off or open.

I have a bump to the right of my chin in my skin that's been there for something like 2 years now, I think it started as a pimple but was actually a non-cancerous tumor. I've been thinking of cutting it out but it's a little deep in the skin.

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Yeah, probably a cyst. I wouldn't worry about cutting it out, you would have a nice scar since they tend to be pretty deep. Just one thing...if you ever wake up in the morning and the whole side of your face is swollen up and you look like Sloth from the Goonies, go see a dermatogist immediately. Don't bother with a general doctor, they'll end up sending you to a dentist...

Ask me how I know. :chu:

I meant to say cyst but I forgot the actual word, a cyst is a non-cancerous tumor if I remember correctly.

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Originally Posted by GohanX

Ask me how I know. :chu:

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I'll humor you...how do you know?

http://www.jrwrestling.com/catalog/images/ZW351_23M.jpg

I once plucked a solitary, thick, albino hair from my cheek, causing the folicle to bleed profusely for about 5 minutes.
After the bleeding stopped, I washed my face and couldn't even see a mark on my skin where the hair was.
I guess that's what happens when a single capilary is ruptured, but at the time I thought it was some kind of facial stigmata.

You know, I've discovered this bump under my belly at one point while I was trying to sleep and gave it a scratch, next thing I knew the bump exploded and the whole blanket was wet and kinda paniced when I saw there was blood and puss splattered all over.

Turned out to be another zit that somehow grew in too deep, I just couldn't belive how much of a mess it made.

Ok, you're the most disgusting person I know.

See a dermatologist.

Ok, so you're not the most disgusting, but that's nasty.

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Originally Posted by Saint of Killers

http://www.jrwrestling.com/catalog/images/ZW351_23M.jpg

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I have been wearing a black one exactly like that for the last few days actually.

It helps your ears, but it sure sucks otherwise. :/

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Originally Posted by voltz

You know, I've discovered this bump under my belly at one point while I was trying to sleep and gave it a scratch, next thing I knew the bump exploded and the whole blanket was wet and kinda paniced when I saw there was blood and puss splattered all over.

Turned out to be another zit that somehow grew in too deep, I just couldn't belive how much of a mess it made.

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Uhhhhhh dude. Stop. What the fuck?

You should ahve a dont try this at home, cause this looks like something i might want to try...