One time my car wouldn't start because my battery died while I was at work.
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One time my car wouldn't start because my battery died while I was at work.
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My can opener doesnt always work when I want to make soup.
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Sometimes I have to change the lights in my house because they burn out.
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The Will Ferrell movie DVD I bought was loose in the case.
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This thread sucks.
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I fucking paid for ounce, this shit looks like a gram.
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Cow is a big douche, and keeps posting shit about a different server than shattered hand.
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I hurrd there's only black people on that channel.
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Sometimes the sky is cloudy all day and my solar energy panels can't produce enough power to light and heat my home so I lay in a fetal position and cry as my body succumbs to freezing temperatures until I pass out in a pool of my own feces.
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I heard vaginas get bloody once a month.
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