Originally Posted by IronPlant
True, but they still aren't giving it to me. Because I'm like chubby now, and the hair, and the fact I'm not a white guy with spiked hair, 7 different polo shirts that I rotate as outfits and drive a yellow 1997 mustang. Diff could move to mississippi and have sex with ever woman here. Seriously. But he would have to get a fucked up ball cap and he will need to have it on, at all times.
It isn't even funny how true that is for southern college life. While living in my last dorm, the guys that usally talked shit to me about being white were usally outside becuase 1) the cameras on the inside of the building can see drug deals, and 2) stupid white girls who want the black dong. It was just crazy how much those girls dug that stuff, fucking crazy. One guy fucked up cheeted on one of them though, and she found out. It was really funny coming out of the dorm at 7 am to find someone's car with the wind shield broken out and dirty tampons and condoms stuck to the paint.
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