Bridal whores

If you are at all the social type, I'm sure you've been out and seen a group of girls taking out a bride-to-be for a bridal shower. Most of the time, this basically consists of turning them into a complete whore.

Saturday night me and a group of friends are out on Fire Island (no, not the gay part) bar hopping. We stop at a pizza parlor of a few slices. At the table next to us is a bride-to-be and her friends. Of course, they're all wearing the usual plastic penis ornaments- straws, earrings, mugs, the bride-to-be is even wearing a fucking cock tiara. Of course, they have a list of whorish things for her to do with complete strangers, complete with check boxes, and the more demeaning things ("slow sensual kiss with 5 guys", "dirty dance with 4 guys", etc.) seemed to have more checkboxes than the innocent stuff ("ask a guy for a condom").

Anyway, this sweetheart has one of those necklaces that have the round candy on it that you eat off, and she announces to the pizza parlor that people have to come over and start eating them off her neck. But then she accidentally breaks the necklace, so she devises a brilliant solution- people can eat a candy off her tongue, one by one (and, of course, each person just started sucking on her tongue for a minute or longer each). So this sweet little darling, all full of hope at the thought of starting a life together with her beloved fiancée, basically made out with an entire pizza parlor- guys, girls, whoever. I didn't partake- aside from the fact that I'm taken, sharing a mouth just ain't my thing.

Then this helpful gentleman notices that a good spanking is on her checklist, so she lays across his lap, lifts up her skirt, and lets him swat her ass until it's beat-red. Then she let guys eat more candy, this time off her tits.

All I can say is that if I was her fiancée, and I found out about this shit, the wedding's fucking off. I really hope the guy was at a bachelor party banging hookers all night because I don't really see much difference.

Don't get me wrong, it was funny watching this piece of trash demean herself, but when I thought about it later, it bugged me a little. I'm big on trust, and I sure as hell wouldn't get involved with a tramp like that.

I can't help but think, if this is how she'd act before a marriage, what would she do within the marriage? Don't get me wrong, the foundations of marriage are crumbling in light of the U.S.' wider cultural acceptance of sexuality, but when one decides to actually GET married, I expect a level of devotion beyond a certain level.

Hey, 50-60% of all marriages end in divorce, what do you expect?

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Hey, 50-60% of all marriages end in divorce, what do you expect?

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The problem is that marriage is so much more than merely a social or religious institution in this country. Getting married means tax breaks, welfare checks (if you need them) insurance policies, etc. The household economy revolves AROUND marriage, a nuclear family, what have you. However, the culture is moving in the other direction. People want loose sexual affiliations, they want multiple partners with no strings attached, and that's cool, I don't care. What I care about is seeing people get married for the sake of social acceptance and a break on your wallet but STILL act like douchebags.

The main problem is that most people get married because they're just used to someone, or because they feel that have to because they're been dating 3 or 4 or 5 years, or because "everyone else is doing it" or whatever. Marriage lately is motivated less and less by true love and more and more by pure bullshit.

I want pictures.

I have none. Sorry.

If I did it would make for excellent blackmail.

wait, there's a non-gay section of Fire Island?

Spring Break! Whoooooo!

Yeah this is some bullshit. I wouldn't marry a chick if she did all this shit. However, I would've done all that shit to her if she had let me. If she's not my girlfriend or more, I don't mind sharing.

what did I say a few months back

all women are whores on the inside

this only helps prove it

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Originally Posted by Ashen Victor

wait, there's a non-gay section of Fire Island?

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Most of Fire Island is straight. Ocean Bay Park is the place to be. The only retarded thing is that the last ferry back to the mainland is 1AM.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

The only retarded thing is that the last ferry back to the mainland is 1AM.

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Thats what you get. Fag.

Yo momma.

Your whole family.

I have been to Bachlorette parties, but nothing like you described. We did have a male stripper and I made pasta with penis-shaped noodles but that was the extent of the naughty.

Was she hot?

Holy shit. That really happened...was she blitzed, at all?

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Don't get me wrong, it was funny watching this piece of trash demean herself, but when I thought about it later, it bugged me a little. I'm big on trust, and I sure as hell wouldn't get involved with a tramp like that.

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If my girl did almost any of the things on that list she would be long gone.

No man should stand for a woman who isn't loyal.

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Originally Posted by Galaxia

Holy shit. That really happened...was she blitzed, at all?

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Oh, hell yea.

C'mon, was she hot or not?

My only problem with that is that she probably didn't do any of that while in the relationship, and thus the man thinks she is a lot better of a person than she might actually be.

People can be whores all they want, but lets have some honesty about it?

You know how sting would deal with that slut?

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrest.../gallery13.jpg

That Sting sucks. Fake Sting rules. nWo 4-Life.

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Originally Posted by OmniGear

C'mon, was she hot or not?

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She was okay at best. Average looks, decent but not amazing rack, kind of a gut going on, and a lower back tatoo. Typical chick.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

kind of a gut going on.

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More cushion for the pushing.

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Originally Posted by Opaque

If my girl did almost any of the things on that list she would be long gone.

No man should stand for a woman who isn't loyal.

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Your woman needs to post more pics on TNL. <3

Also, you look a lot older than 19. I'd say 25.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

More cushion for the pushing.

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no you're supposed to have that in the back, remember?

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

and a lower back tatoo.

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See!

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Originally Posted by voltz

no you're supposed to have that in the back, remember?

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Not if you're fucking a bellybutton.

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Originally Posted by Josh

Not if you're fucking a bellybutton.

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Exactly.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Oh, hell yea.

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That explains a lot. She was probably slurring more than Anna Nicole Smith at a wine tasting.

People say women are whores all the time but men do a lot of similar things, I don't agree with either side of it though.

Pretty fucked up story Dolemite, I feel sorry for the poor sap who's marrying her but he's the one that got himself into it. I'm still a little young and at present have virtually no time for women but when/if I get married, I'm going to be damn sure that shit like that would never go on. People kind've get married these days just because, I'm not really into all that. I don't think I have too much worry about though, most of you would consider the kind've girls I'm into pretty damn boring.

Something like 80% of all bachelorette parties involve group sex.

If I ever get married, no bachelorette party. I'm not interested in having a bachelor party, so it's not like there's any room for bargaining.

Fucking bitches.

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People say women are whores all the time but men do a lot of similar things, I don't agree with either side of it though.

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Guys dont have sex with the strippers, though, as much as we all want to. Girls do all the time.

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Originally Posted by Mike

Something like 80% of all bachelorette parties involve group sex.

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Where is this coming from?

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

Guys dont have sex with the strippers, though, as much as we all want to. Girls do all the time.

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Yeah right. They don't grab any tits or get blow jobs?

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Originally Posted by Mike

Something like 80% of all bachelorette parties involve group sex.

If I ever get married, no bachelorette party. I'm not interested in having a bachelor party, so it's not like there's any room for bargaining.

Fucking bitches.

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This statistc has been pulled from your ass. I have been to several and there was no sex at any of them.

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Yeah right. They don't grab any tits or get blow jobs?

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Since when is a titty grab the same as sex? Get real.

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Originally Posted by animegirl

Yeah right. They don't grab any tits or get blow jobs?

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Come on, a tit grab? I grab tits on my way to work in the morning, just for kicks, it's barely worth mentioning and I've never gotten any complaints. Also:

FACT: Oral doesn't count, unless you're offering, then it means a whole lot and represents a vital spiritual connection between our two energies that I would love to explore further.

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Originally Posted by animegirl

This statistc has been pulled from your ass. I have been to several and there was no sex at any of them.

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You're lying. You're part of teh conspiracy. You don't want America to know the truth!

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

Guys dont have sex with the strippers, though, as much as we all want to. Girls do all the time.

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this is true

and it's because of the difference between male and female strippers

female strippers don't want to fuck the guys they're dancing for, theyre dancing for the money that's all they care about

male strippers, when they're not gay are doing it to get laid as much as possible

If marriage ever becomes a reality for me, my friends can go fuck themselves with a bachelor party unless they're taking me to Dave and Buster's or something.

As for the bitch mentioned at the beginning, her marriage will be over in less than two years.

Some site I was reading did a survey of a bunch of women about bachelorette parties and 80% of the respondents indicated some sort of debauchery - for instance, a bunch of the women screw the stripper(s) or do stupid crap like in Dolemite's original post. It was a while ago, so I would assume that number has fluctuated a bit up or down, but it's a close guess. I know five women who have been married and four of them reported some scandalous goings-ons at the parties.

I understand the point of those parties, but I deplore it. I get told, "Well, it's the last hurrah before you get tied down!" But you should already be fully dedicated to the person you're going to marry, which means that you got all of that "last hurrah" crap out of your system BEFORE you got into a serious relationship. I know that isn't the reality, though.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

FACT: Oral doesn't count, unless you're offering, then it means a whole lot and represents a vital spiritual connection between our two energies that I would love to explore further.
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Quoted for teh funny. :chick:

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

If marriage ever becomes a reality for me, my friends can go fuck themselves with a bachelor party unless they're taking me to Dave and Buster's or something.

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You're a winner!

As for the last hurrah, I'll be damned if some manslut gets all up in my bitches kool-aid the night before I marry her. Fuck that noise. For reals.

The art of hitting a woman has to make a comeback. All of this slutty behavior has come about because the art of spousal abuse has gone the way of the dinosaur.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

Guys dont have sex with the strippers, though, as much as we all want to. Girls do all the time.

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True, female strippers usually have a guy chaperone them to make sure nothing happens. Guy strippers, however, I'm sure they brave it alone.

There are sleezy bachelor parties, however, that get hookers to double as strippers. But my dick ain't going anywhere near a hooker.

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Originally Posted by Gohron

People say women are whores all the time but men do a lot of similar things, I don't agree with either side of it though.

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Main difference is that men tend to have a lot less guilt about things than women. They do both have the same urges but it usually takes the liberal application of alcohol to coax them out of a woman.

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Originally Posted by Josh

See!

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"Tatoo on the lower back…might as well be a bull's-eye."

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

There are sleezy bachelor parties, however, that get hookers to double as strippers. But my dick ain't going anywhere near a hooker.

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Wouldn't that be some shit, be clean all your life, bang out a stripper then your girl gets the herps.

Uh, well you were clean til you had your bachelor party....

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Originally Posted by Chux

Wouldn't that be some shit, be clean all your life, bang out a stripper then your girl gets the herps.

Uh, well you were clean til you had your bachelor party....

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It's not just the health risks, though...anyone that has to pay to get laid is pretty sad.

That's a given.

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Originally Posted by Chux

Wouldn't that be some shit, be clean all your life, bang out a stripper then your girl gets the herps.

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I'm gonna call it "the herps" from now on.

I've seen couples do worse. Loving couples.

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Originally Posted by Brisco Bold

I'm gonna call it "the herps" from now on.

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Please do, I endorse this course of action.

Well, western women may be a little slutty, but it still beats middle-eastern way of life.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

It's not just the health risks, though...anyone that has to pay to get laid is pretty sad.

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I'm assuming in this scenario two things however:

1 - the guy doesn't have to pay to get laid, since he's getting married.

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2 - the guy isn't paying. His friends who are throwing the party are paying.

Wait, so is this thread anti-bridal whores? I'm kind of partial to bridal whores and their friends myself.....

As long as your not the dude they're marrying.

I hope to some day be as cool as David Bowie

Who doesn't?

http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/fonz.jpg

Are you saying that Fonzie doesn't want to be cool, or is Fonzie giving me a thumbs up on being cool like david bowie?

CURSE YOU JOSH AND YOUR PICTUREPOST

http://www.mpeters77.freeserve.co.uk/images/bowie.jpg

http://images.lasyk.net/10490.png

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Originally Posted by Jetman

Wait, so is this thread anti-bridal whores? I'm kind of partial to bridal whores and their friends myself.....

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Hey, a buddy of mine got blown not too long ago because of a drunken bridal shower.

I'm not saying they're bad per se…as I said, it was funny to watch. I'm just thinking of this trashbag's fiancée and how he'd feel if he knew his little darling had about 15-20 different people suck on her tounge, spank her ass, and gobble candy off her taa-taas. It's called empathy. If I was getting married and my fiancée did that shit she'd be out the fucking door. But I'd have the good sense not to get involved (long-term anyway, heh) with a girl like that to begin with.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

But I'd have the good sense not to get involved (long-term anyway, heh) with a girl like that to begin with.

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Bet you a dollar he thought she was a good girl to begin with.

I won't take that bet.

I love this thread title, should be a porno!

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Originally Posted by animegirl

This statistc has been pulled from your ass. I have been to several and there was no sex at any of them.

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Ditto. Either he doesn't know what he's talking about, or we are fucking missing out.

with that said, LOL@marriage. All guys are liars, and all girls are whores, so it never works out anyway.

I've never really seen the point of strippers. Its not so much fun to look as it is to touch, you know? So why not go all the way and hire a prostitute? Not that I'd ever have sex with one (god knows where theyve been), I'm just saying, you know?

And remember guys, blow jobs don't count.

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Originally Posted by Raz0r

Also, you look a lot older than 19. I'd say 25.

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What sort of drugs are you on? Opaque does not look 25. I've seen him. In person.

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Originally Posted by Satsuki

all girls are whores.

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So you admit you're a whore?

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Originally Posted by Rhydant

What sort of drugs are you on? Opaque does not look 25. I've seen him. In person.

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I look even younger with my hair cut.

Yet I still don't get carded at restaurants.

I've admitted it plenty of times.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

It's not just the health risks, though...anyone that has to pay to get laid is pretty sad.

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Everyone...everyone pays to get laid.

You don't pay a hooker to fuck them, you pay a hooker to leave after you fuck them.

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Originally Posted by Gymkata

Bet you a dollar he thought she was a good girl to begin with.

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of course he does. but i bet there were all kinds of signs that she probably wan't as good/nice as he thought, but he chose to ignore them. People who are in love tend to not notice what's in front of them, and they damn sure as hell don't listen to any advice.

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Originally Posted by Opaque

I look even younger with my hair cut.

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So now both you and Nomi get childrens menus at restaurants?

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Originally Posted by MVS

Everyone...everyone pays to get laid.

You don't pay a hooker to fuck them, you pay a hooker to leave after you fuck them.

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Eh, you know what I mean. I don't have to buy my girl dinner or a movie to get some.

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Originally Posted by perkyskirt

I love this thread title, should be a porno!

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Someone get started on that, ASAP.

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Originally Posted by Satsuki

with that said, LOL@marriage. All guys are liars, and all girls are whores, so it never works out anyway.

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That's pure bullshit. It's people's belief that this is always true and their need to conform to this belief because they think it's true that causes the huge divorce rates in this country and other Western countries. I must be a majority or something because I've seen plenty of honest people get married and have perfect lives together. Too bad that doesn't apply to my parents, but hell, that's life.

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Originally Posted by Satsuki

Ditto. Either he doesn't know what he's talking about, or we are fucking missing out.

with that said, LOL@marriage. All guys are liars, and all girls are whores, so it never works out anyway.

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You'll get married one day so I don't see what's so funny.

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Originally Posted by Gohron

That's pure bullshit. It's people's belief that this is always true and their need to conform to this belief because they think it's true that causes the huge divorce rates in this country and other Western countries. I must be a majority or something because I've seen plenty of honest people get married and have perfect lives together. Too bad that doesn't apply to my parents, but hell, that's life.

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Dude, I'd love to have your rosy outlook on life, but the fact is that marriage is actually not a very natural state for two people to be in. You'd get sick of just about anyone if you saw them every single day. Add in the stresses caused by money problems, kids, having sex with the same person day in and day out forever, and you'll see that being married really can only work for certain people.

Remember, 50-60% of all marriages end in divorce nowadays. Would you invest in a stock if your broker told you that there was a better than 50% chance it would tank? And those are just the people with the balls to end it. There's plenty more that are miserable that stay married anyway, either for the kids, or to avoid the problems divorce causes. With maybe one or two exceptions, anyone that I know that's married hates it. And these are people that have only been married several years. Of course, most of these people are fucking idiots because anyone could see that their future wives were money hungry assholes, so I guess they deserve their fate.

Hell, want to hear a story about the ultimate idiot? This guy that my friend knows is getting married next month, and he is so sickened by his fiancée (supposedly she's a real cunty bitch) that he has to take Viagra to get it up for her. And he's in his 20's. Yet he's still marrying her. Retard.

I'm not saying that Sats is right and every guy lies and every girl is a whore, I'm just saying that marriage is an institution that has been transformed by this society into something that you're just supposed to do, as opposed to a simple act of love.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Eh, you know what I mean. I don't have to buy my girl dinner or a movie to get some.

Someone get started on that, ASAP.

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But you do pay with your time, slut. :D

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

I'm just saying that marriage is an institution that has been transformed by this society into something that you're just supposed to do, as opposed to a simple act of love.

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No, it has become percieved as an act of love in the last 200 years as opposed to the reality of it being a social/economic arrangement, which is what it had always been.

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Originally Posted by Vasteel

No, it has become percieved as an act of love in the last 200 years

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But it's not preceived as an act of love nowadays…it's just something you do because you're used to someone, or are afraid of growing old alone, or crap like that. Very few people can say they're truly, truly in love with someone. But lots of people can say "I do."

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as opposed to the reality of it being a social/economic arrangement

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That's all marriage is anymore.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Hell, want to hear a story about the ultimate idiot? This guy that my friend knows is getting married next month, and he is so sickened by his fiancée (supposedly she's a real cunty bitch) that he has to take Viagra to get it up for her. And he's in his 20's. yet he's still marrying her. Retard.

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Oh man that's horrible. He's completely fucked. Tell him to punch out of that shit.

Vasteel is more right than Dolemite. Of course marriage is perceived as an act of love, thats all the gay marriage argument is resting on ("we dont have a right to marry the person we love, etc. etc."). The problem is that people too many people get married because they're infatuated, before they really know the person. Love != infatuation. And since this is a get-rich-quick, credit-card, TV-dinner, instant gratification society, they bail out as soon as they hit a rough spot.

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Originally Posted by OmniGear

You'll get married one day

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For money? damn straight.

Because you're incompetent and can't make a living on your own? Nice.

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Originally Posted by OmniGear

Because you're incompetent and can't make a living on your own? Nice.

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That's what I got.

Yeah, stupid whores.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

I'm not saying that Sats is right and every guy lies and every girl is a whore, I'm just saying that marriage is an institution that has been transformed by this society into something that you're just supposed to do, as opposed to a simple act of love.

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It's always been that way though. Marriage sucks, because most people suck. And people have always sucked. It's always something. Really sexual people who are really hot often times cheat. If they don't cheat they are either nuts, got an STD or really religious, or so fucking annoying, there is no one for them to cheat with. No matter how awesome someone is, they always end up having some huge ass personality flaw(s).

The only difference now is that people see divorce as acceptable. In times past people didn't do that because they thought it was sinful, or because they thought it made them look weak or unhonorable. People don't care about that anymore. We're all members of the E-Generation (E for entertainment).

People are not honest with themselves about what they need in a relationship. People are impulsive and get themselves into situations they soon hate. For those two reasons marriage is always going to suck for most people.

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Originally Posted by Satsuki

For money? damn straight.

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lol, you're going to marry some broke ass drug doing Japanese guitarist and we all know it. You know, becuase you "Loovvveee" him and with just a little bit of help he will get on his feet anyday now.

Its like a train wreck!

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

Vasteel is more right than Dolemite. Of course marriage is perceived as an act of love, thats all the gay marriage argument is resting on ("we dont have a right to marry the person we love, etc. etc.").

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That's not the only argument that gays use in favor of being allowed to marry. They also argue that they're denied a lot of the same economic benefits as straight couples, such as health insurance.

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The problem is that people too many people get married because they're infatuated, before they really know the person. Love != infatuation. And since this is a get-rich-quick, credit-card, TV-dinner, instant gratification society, they bail out as soon as they hit a rough spot.

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True. When I see people getting married that have been dating under, say, a year, I just shake my head.

I saw this show called Bridezillas (it's about women that turn super cunty while planning their weddings) the other day, and this episode featured a couple that met when the guy called a wrong number, and they decided to get married within two weeks of meeting each other. He's 20, she's 19. Yeah, that'll last.

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Originally Posted by OmniGear

Because you're incompetent and can't make a living on your own? Nice.

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Broads can have it so easy if they want. We're still at a point where a woman can have no ambition other than to be solely a "housewife" and start squirting out the kids, as long as she finds a guy that can bring home the bucks. Believe me, a lot of women desire this situation.

That's the last type of woman that's I'd ever marry. Wife and mother, fine, but I'd want a woman what desires more than just that.

lol @ the super angst filled "everybody sucks/is a whore/etc" mentality of this thread

People are just more selfish nowaday. Pre 1960's marriage was a commitment that people took seriously, they just resigned to the fact that they've promised the rest of their life to this person. Marriage is kind of a big joke now, everyone gets married for the novelty and the party, but no one actually wants to be married.

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Originally Posted by Kidnemo

lol @ the super angst filled "everybody sucks/is a whore/etc" mentality of this thread

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For real. I'll admit that lots of girls are trash, but if you sift through them you'll find good ones.

Not many guys are very picky, however, and get involved with idiots that turn them into people like supermario.

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

People are just more selfish nowaday. Pre 1960's marriage was a commitment that people took seriously, they just resigned to the fact that they've promised the rest of their life to this person.

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Even if they were miserable.

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Originally Posted by Satsuki

I've admitted it plenty of times.

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I haven't seen nearly enough titties to make me believe this news.

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Originally Posted by Satsuki

For money? damn straight.

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It doesn't look like I'm going to be rich anytime soon =( You're screwed.

Eh. Theres alot of people in the world. I dont think all guys are liars or all girls are whores, but the only guys I want as friends are liars and the only girls I want to be around are whores.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Hey, a buddy of mine got blown not too long ago because of a drunken bridal shower.

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Originally Posted by dolemite

spank her ass, and gobble candy off her taa-taas.

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Originally Posted by dolemite

But I'd have the good sense not to get involved (long-term anyway, heh) with a girl like that to begin with.

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And this is why it doesnt bother me because, I'm the same way.Marriage is a huge fucking step that, I'll never take unless I find that perfect---like REALLY fucking perfect woman. I'm talking this bitch is making me sammiches non-stop,doesnt complain when I play videogames, self employed and makes bunches of money, and loves lots of sex from my huge chunk of manliness only. Even then, I'd be really cautious about marriage though.

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Originally Posted by mvs

Everyone...everyone pays to get laid.

You don't pay a hooker to fuck them, you pay a hooker to leave after you fuck them.

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LOL - :nod:

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Originally Posted by Jetman

And this is why it doesnt bother me because, I'm the same way.Marriage is a huge fucking step that, I'll never take unless I find that perfect---like REALLY fucking perfect woman. I'm talking this bitch is making me sammiches non-stop,doesnt complain when I play videogames, self employed and makes bunches of money, and loves lots of sex from my huge chunk of manliness only. Even then, I'd be really cautious about marriage though.

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You have nothing to offer a woman of this calibur.

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Originally Posted by Kidnemo

You have nothing to offer a woman of this calibur.

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Hey stfu, you! - Its all about being in the right place at the right time. I've seen plenty of dumb-ass guys get awesome girls they dont deserve. Happens all of the time in a college town like this...

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Broads can have it so easy if they want. We're still at a point where a woman can have no ambition other than to be solely a "housewife" and start squirting out the kids, as long as she finds a guy that can bring home the bucks. Believe me, a lot of women desire this situation.

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To be fair though, guys arent interested in staying at home and taking care of kids. I know Im not. A lot of guys don't have any more ambition than to bring home the bucks, and its kinda sad that we value economic virility over good parenting today. I think its at least a little admirable that some women desire to stay at home and become good mothers. Because there's not enough good mothers out there.

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I'm talking this bitch is making me sammiches non-stop,doesnt complain when I play videogames, self employed and makes bunches of money, and loves lots of sex from my huge chunk of manliness only.

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You're not perfect, you know. So why are you saying you want someone who is?

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

You're not perfect, you know.

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Oh realllly?

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But seriously,thats why I'll probably never get married. Is it really worth it for anything less than that?

Of all of the women, I've dated and loved - there was only one that I would have considered marrying - and even that wouldnt have been a wise choice because she had some issues (but dont we all?). The love shit will fool ya on that though - gotta be careful with that one...it'll drive the most sane man to a marriage that wouldnt be healthy for him.

You guys keep talking about love, but it isn't love that fools you or tricks you or whatever. People today are motivated by lust and desire, not love. Nobody knows what love is, but they're so stupid and naïve that they believe they do. Whether they hold the misconception because of their upbringing, television, books, or whatever; the point is that they're still wrong and idiotic for thinking they have even the slightest clue what love is.

Most guys want a constant supply of sex, and jump into marriage to get it. Most guys get married because everyone else does, which is asinine. Most girls just want to have babies but then they don't want to take care of them because they haven't even lived their life yet. It's fucked up. And we can sit here complaining about it, but it isn't going to change anything.

So yeah, that girl in the original post won't have a very long marriage but who cares? Just do for yourself and stop caring about other people's business.

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Originally Posted by Mike

You guys keep talking about love, but it isn't love that fools you or tricks you or whatever. People today are motivated by lust and desire, not love. Nobody knows what love is, but they're so stupid and naïve that they believe they do. Whether they hold the misconception because of their upbringing, television, books, or whatever; the point is that they're still wrong and idiotic for thinking they have even the slightest clue what love is.

Most guys want a constant supply of sex, and jump into marriage to get it. Most guys get married because everyone else does, which is asinine. Most girls just want to have babies but then they don't want to take care of them because they haven't even lived their life yet. It's fucked up. And we can sit here complaining about it, but it isn't going to change anything.

So yeah, that girl in the original post won't have a very long marriage but who cares? Just do for yourself and stop caring about other people's business.

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CRAWLLLLLLING IN MY SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

p.s.- I'll be very happy with my rich old man husband, thank you very much. If he even looks a little like Rod Stewart, I'll be satisfied.