A gun... Oh no wait, I'm just happy to see you.
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A gun... Oh no wait, I'm just happy to see you.
Front left: Keys, Swiss Army knife, flash drive, and $0.29
Back left: Wallet
Front Right: Cell phone, Carmex (small round tin)
Back right: A few receipts
I'm at home, so I'm in my comfy HK jammies which don't have pockets.
When I'm out though, I carry everything (wallet, keys, cellphone [which is within its own bag inside the big bag so it doesn't get mussed {kinda like those Russian dolls, and a little like this sentence!}], DS, etc.) in my neato CTU bag. A co-worker saw my phone the other day, and was amazed it was over two years old. "It's perfect!" he says. I am troubled, though, by these little dust particles that are underneath the outer LCD. I'd have to take it apart to get to those I guess, and I'm not very handy with projects like that.
Front left are keys, front right is wallet. Typically add a cell phone in the front right and that's everything.
if hk is what i think it isQuote:
I'm at home, so I'm in my comfy HK jammies which don't have pockets.
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Originally Posted by cka
Maybe I've changed my mind about Compass being male...Quote:
I'm at home, so I'm in my comfy HK jammies which don't have pockets.
You'll just get more dust in it by taking it apart. I may or may not have experience with this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Compass
I'm still not wearing any pants.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
Front Left = IPod and Mobile Phone
Front Right = Wallet
Fob = Keys and $3.60 in change.
What's Fob?
Sometimes a man needs to keep warm under a pink Hello Kitty blanket. It's perfectly natural.
In the time between this thread's lifespans, I've switched to the front right wallet. It feels right.
Pulling stuff out of my pants from my night out at Slim and Chubby's.
121.67 in Front Right pocket
Keys in Front left pocket
Wallet in back right pocket
Some skanks phone number in back right, don't even remember her
On a side note, I witnessed perhaps the most idiotic douchebag in the world last night. Dude was way wasted when we got there at 11, and screaming at some chick that her 1xl coat (she's a fatty) was his. He's like 5'5.
The bouncer get's called over, and kicks him out. He proceeds to wait outside the bar completely fucked up in only a tee shit (it was like 22 degrees last night). Me and my friend Chrissy went outside to talk about her douchebag boyfriend and this guy gets all in my face like "Hey bitch, is that my coat, bitch, is it?" I reply, "Motherfucker, I'm 6'1, this is a armani pea-coat, it cost's more than you life" and he get's right in my face. I proceed to throw him down the stairs head first, and we all have a laugh including the bouncer who came out when he realized this guy didn't leave.
They call the Strongsville cops, who are nice guys, and they show up and tell the dude "Hey buddy, get a cab, we don't want to take you to jail man" to which he replies "Fuck you bitch ass cops, and fuck that nigger cop in the car too"
Result: He goes to jail for disturbing the peace, obstruction of business, felony assault on the cop (he tried to spit on them), and public intoxication.
Ohio is chock full of morons....
It's the little pocket above your right front pocket for keeping a fob watch... you fucking simpleton.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
FOB = Fresh Off the Boat.
I've had the same pocket routine for ages.
Cell phone in front right pocket, keys in front left pocket, wallet in back pocket.
I hate carrying around anything I don't have to.
Cell phone in the left pocket, keys in the right pocket, wallet in right cargo pocket and DS in the left cargo pocket.
That's pretty much the standard for me.
Cellphone in the left pocket at the moment along with 20,000 yen and my pocket electronic dictionary.
Keys in my right pocket along with some loose change.
Wallet in my back left pocket.
Cigarettes and Lighter in my breast pocket.
Nothing in my fob.
Jesus, you fucking hillbilly, just roll them up in your sleeve next time, Jimbo.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
I do that in the summer when I'm out on the town.
Then I grease back my hair and thrown on my leather jacket.
This is bbobb at 1 year old
http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/s...g_3200x190.jpg
You know it.
I wear a leather jacket. Don't talk shit.
Okay...
I to own a leather jacket, from Kenneth Cole
http://omiru.com/wp-content/images/W...ket_110105.jpg
Got it for 150 bucks from TJ Max bitches. However I haven't worn it in about a year and a 1/2.
I got mine out of a trash can outside of my practice spot. My girlfriend found someone to replace the zipper on it ($35) and now its in fine working order, except for a medium sized hole in the left forearm. Its cut, and the feel of the leather makes me think its from the 70's or maybe the early 80's. It is wonderfully broken in.
That's a pretty awesome find, I over spent to fake the 70's look.
Yeah. Its amazing what people throw away.
I'm currently planning to spend too much money on a biker jacket, then even more money getting it tailored to fit me properly. Non "vintage" cuts just don't fit right since I'm not fat anymore, and actual vintage jackets are too too much money.
The other option is a custom made Schott Perfecto 613 (guess who wore one of those) which would be so awesome but it would run me $800.
On topic: my cell phone is not in my pocket where it should be. Call the police.
You can't say it wouldn't be worth it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
The smell of leather makes me feel nauseated sometimes. I love leather jackets, but I cannot wear them at all.
On a pocket note, I have a folded up and twice-washed coupon for $1 off V8 Splash Berry Blend in my front right pocket. That shit is amazing. My left pocket contains a similarly washed dollar bill that feels like foil now.
Yeah, that's all I can fit. If I put my cell phone in any pocket, I can't sit down without it getting in the way. Girl pockets suck.
wear mens pants imo
In the summer, I wear shorts from the boys department, but pants intended for men don't really fit well. I'm pretty damn anti-purse, too, so the lack of pockets can be very annoying. Usually I'll just do the small messenger bag thing and throw my wallet, phone, and anything else in there.
Levis 510 "super skinny" might work if you can find them anywhere.
I have a hard enough fitting into pants that were meant for women. I have a small waist, scrawny legs, but reasonably muscled thighs (I used to do horseback riding) but I'm also short. So, they either strangle my thighs, are way too long, or are huge around the waist.
I'll try these girl-man pants if I find them, though. Right now I have a pair of Gap jeans that fit fantastically aside from being three-four inches too long, haha. If I knew how to sew denim I'd try to shorten them, but shit, I can barely put a button back on a shirt. I'm useless in the home-ec department.
Really though, cargo shorts mean for a 12 year old boy are amazing. I love the pockets on those things.
God, that cargo shorts for boys line is SO not hot.
I bet you don't get a lot of action, and if you do it's not from winners. No offense, just saying learn to dress like a woman.
I'd rather you dressed in clothes that function than dress "like a woman."
I'm so happy I'm a guy. Even our dress clothes have multitudes of pockets.
it's not a fucking line, I wear shorts made for boys. I'm not wearing that shit where my ass cheeks hang out and I get a wedgie up my crotch every time I sit down with juniors shorts for women. They're slutty, trashy, and do not fit well for girls that have anything other than pencil thighs. I have a nice ass but I don't need it hanging out of my shorts every time I bend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
And yeah, we don't not need to have a discussion of action that is directly related to me wearing long shorts a few weeks a year. I'm not fashion-minded and never claim to be, but honestly, I don't give a damn if my shorts are unflattering. They're comfortable and practical, unlike women's shorts. That's all I care for.
Hey, no offense, I just think it looks stupid on most girls. In college the uber-dyke volleyball team all wore men's clothes, nobody liked it.
For a good example, watch that "shot of love" on MTV, that dyke looks terrible.
She's on this video
http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1575492&vid=193497
Wow, you make yourself sound so classy. I definitely want to take your fashion advice now!
Well, to be fair I'm not comporting myself around in little boys shorts at age 18+.
Hey, dress however you want I could care less.
Clothes should be worn according to function. If your desired function is attracting dudes, you dress according to the dudes you want to attract.
If your desired function is to be comfortable and to carry all your shit, then you wear cargo shorts. What's the big deal?
Nothing, i just said I didn't like the look.
IAWTP. As cute as Nomi is, if I saw her in boy cargo shorts I wouldn't look twice.
Yeah, I'm not trying to defend how they look, I'm just saying that female shorts give you little option to hold anything in your pockets or look half respectable unless you buy shorts meant for old women. I'm not into the slut ass hanging out look, so the alternative is boy shorts, or jeans. If it's too hot for jeans, yes, I wear unshapely shorts.
If women's fashion would ever dare try to be practical I might give a shit, but until then, whatever.
but tnl loves your slut ass :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
I have no problem with women wearing pratical clothing (and shoes, especially). Speaks volumes about their character, actually. You see some tart hobbling around in heels while going to the supermarket and you know they're pretty superficial.
As long as a gal gets dolled up at the appropriate times (dinner, etc), I respect if they want to dress pratically the rest of the time.
Truths are found in these words.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
everyday dinner or like special going-out-and-eating-fancy dinner?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
a girl cooking in the kitchen in high heels isn't practical, but it sure is hot.
whenever i'm at home i wear pj pants that have no pockets but are super comfy. if i go out a lot of times i wear cargo pants (old navy), and i'll keep my cell phone in one pocket (which pocket? probably depends on which hand i grab the phone with). i don't have any kind of system for pockets; it's always random. blasphemy, i know.
i never keep anything in the back pockets of my pants. i find it uncomfortable.
Like you know, the last time you even were near a vagina was when you were born.Quote:
Originally Posted by Compass
Man do you girls and guys have me figured wrong, I have no problem with casual attire. However, if I am taking you to Pete's in New York and you show up in Cargo shorts, I'll leave you at the curb.Quote:
Originally Posted by gir
And I would never date a girl who doesn't know how to dress in public either.
But that's just me, relax TNL.
I would never want to live in Bailey's world...just for the record.
And I would never want to wonder if I was worth a shit, just for the record.Quote:
Originally Posted by FuryFox
Okay. It must be nice to so easily ascertain your self-worth from the attire of the women you consort with.
For me it is.
Why do you constitute this as an attack? We all have our preferences.
I prefer a girl in chuck taylors over fancy shoes. I think heels are stupid. This becomes even hotter if she's all dressed up and snazzy looking and is still rocking a pair of beat up chucks.
Its fortunate that my girl does this... I'm happy.
my phone. keys, money.
Just these now.
back in the day i used to wear doc martens with my dresses. 1. i hate buying shoes and only have a few pairs and 2. i have no balance and can't walk very well in heels. even now i only wear heels if i'm not going to be standing.
i still have those doc martens but it's usually too warm in texas for them. :cry: i like resident evil mostly just 'cause it's milla jovovich in a red dress and black boots. hotness. :)
on topic: right now i have a little ty penguin beanie baby in my pj shirt pocket. it's watching the internet with me and it jingles when i move :D
I'm a sucker for women in Cargo pants, It may not flatter your ass, but something about it I love.
You're secretly wishing for the girl to be a boy.
He wants a cargo of cock, imo.
The moment I saw spoiler tags I knew what was coming v.v
That only wrote it because it's true.
In my left pocket, I've got 65¢ and a warm tube of Go-Gurt, and in my right I've cut a hole... for, well... you know ???
Go-Gurt Rape?Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday