.Iif you piss your pants you don't have to leave the line to go to the Port-O-John.
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.Iif you piss your pants you don't have to leave the line to go to the Port-O-John.
How about you wip it out, and piss on the person in front of you? Hopefully they will be in shock, and run away.
If you leave to go to the pisser, you lose your spot.
Or they clock you with a folding chair and proudly gloat about it afterwards......Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
Brilliant, then you move up a place in line!Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
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Originally Posted by sphere79
I think it kind of goes unsaid that you only piss on people that you can take.
btw. I would have bought four of these. Possibly more.
Are they really that wonderful? What exactly do they do? does something about them being apples make them better? Because I can by old laptops by the truck load if you want them.
Edit, no hard drives though.
I WAS THERE.
Granted, I kind of had to cheat my way through by walking AROUND the mob to the front of the line. The line was orderly in the front and in the back, but there was a HUGE bulge of crazies and fists in the middle. I didn't see any of the stuff described in the article, but I did discover profanity and violent sound-effects I never knew existed. And this was at 10am.
It doesn't matter either way, I have no scratches and a new iBook.
What are the specs on this iBook?Quote:
Originally Posted by Verde