How much are you worth?

I searched before making this, so I apologize if it's already been posted.

I recently found a site called HumanForSale.com, and kinda like Bacon Mcshig said the other day, I usually hate stuff like this, but I found this one interesting. You just fill out a form and it tells you how much you're "worth".

I had to bullshit on some of the answers, and just select the most average choice, on ones that I didn't know the answer - like IQ or SAT score.

Me? I'm worth $1,947,798.

Less than average, probably because of the Hispanic thing :\

You are worth exactly $2,241,790

You are worth exactly $2,099,456

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rich

You are worth exactly $2,099,456

---

LOL, Gohron is worth more than you.

You are worth exactly $2,148,526

i unchecked the last two boxes and it keeps wanting a username. fucking gay.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne

i unchecked the last two boxes and it keeps wanting a username. fucking gay.

---

Did it to me too; just keep checking and unchecking.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by diffusionx

LOL, Gohron is worth more than you.

---

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

$2,576,810

I lost the most for going bald and having reddish hair, then low income and addictive personality ftw.

By the way, the Statistics thing on the side of the page with the results has a list of how much each attribute is worth. I'd go in and see how much each individual thing is compared to another, like - say - a 3 inch penis compared to an 8 inch penis, but it takes too long to load the one page in the first place.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne
i unchecked the last two boxes and it keeps wanting a username. fucking gay.

---

Me too. I guess it means we're priceless.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by burky

Me too. I guess it means we're priceless,

---

or flatout worthless.

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Ashen Victor
or flatout worthless.

---

omg you got me

$2,406,130

$1,750,458, the fact that i dont gamble and look at porn got me no cash, what gives?

and i made one mistake, i scrolled while sexuality was highlighted, so i got no sexuality, which may or may not be more accurate than my actual one, straight :D

You are worth exactly $2,317,350. Those ten years of Opaque's life are only worth $90k. lol

I know I was conservative on IQ, so I probably could have banked more.

When I'm making more money, I'm sure my worth will go up.

What's your excuse?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Opaque

When I'm making more money, I'm sure my worth will go up.

What's your excuse?

---

I can't get back those 10 years.

$2,069,832

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by FuryFox

$2,576,810

I lost the most for going bald and having reddish hair, then low income and addictive personality ftw.

---

You actually get money for balding for some reason.

You are worth $2,837,962.

I'm worth almost a million dollars more than glitch is!

"You are worth exactly $2,100,616"

Ah.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Andrew

You are worth $2,837,962.

I'm worth almost a million dollars more than glitch is!

---

Maybe morphix will buy you.

You are worth exactly $1,525,940.

Damn, I'm the cheapest motherfucker here. I bet it has to do with location a lot, since the other person to get under 2 mil is also a Tennessean.

$1,404,838 ...lowest one so far in this thread..isn't that special?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by g0zen

You are worth exactly $1,525,940.

Damn, I'm the cheapest motherfucker here. I bet it has to do with location a lot, since the other person to get under 2 mil is also a Tennessean.

---

What part of Tennessee are you in?

I take a more conservative approach to estimating my worth.
http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/worth.asp

Sure I bet everyone answered the penis question correctly... I of course can not fill out this form because they don't go up to 13 inches...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by g0zen

You are worth exactly $1,525,940.

Damn, I'm the cheapest motherfucker here. I bet it has to do with location a lot, since the other person to get under 2 mil is also a Tennessean.

---

It's because we're all hicks. Kind of like how everyone in Texas is a cowboy.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Zerohero

Sure I bet everyone answered the penis question correctly... I of course can not fill out this form because they don't go up to 13 inches...

---

You would actually lie...over the internet?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Glitch 2.0

You would actually lie...over the internet?

---

That's what they made the internet for.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by g0zen

You are worth exactly $1,525,940.

Damn, I'm the cheapest motherfucker here. I bet it has to do with location a lot, since the other person to get under 2 mil is also a Tennessean.

---

im from pennsylvania actually.

edit, you meant glitch, sorry, but i was worth less than glitch, probably because im older,and accidentily asexual.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by diffusionx

LOL, Gohron is worth more than you.

---

But I bet he used the quiz; I used my bank account statement!

I'm worth $2,802,992.

$3,499,880. I rounded down on the penis size question. Is this just how much I'm worth now or what my potential is? Because I hope it's a lot more than 3.5 mil.

I'm worth $1.78 million. I recieved $0 for Height (6'-1"), Weight(195) or Shoe size (13).

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mike

$3,499,880. I rounded down on the penis size question. Is this just how much I'm worth now or what my potential is? Because I hope it's a lot more than 3.5 mil.

---

3.5 million is a lot of money, I'd be glad if someone said I was worth just one million...Think of it as a contract.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Yoshi

You are worth exactly $2,317,350. Those ten years of Opaque's life are only worth $90k. lol

I know I was conservative on IQ, so I probably could have banked more.

---

Yeah, you should have bumped it up to 95, I believe you can tie your shoes and say welcome to walmart coherently. You do love to overrate yourself, moron. :|


You are worth exactly $2,568,000

Any who + Points for graduate degree and body type.

- points because in order to get through the U of M (Go Blue!!) day school I did puff dank and smoke.

I'm worth $3,186,254. The wife will be thrilled, especially since we're below the poverty line in Japan IRL.

$1,393,000 - I win.

I have a feeling a lot of that is because I have no clue what my IQ or SAT scores are, I had to leave a few spaces blank.

$2,977,620

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mike

$3,499,880. I rounded down on the penis size question. Is this just how much I'm worth now or what my potential is? Because I hope it's a lot more than 3.5 mil.

---

what made you all the money?

I'm about the same as most people: $2,272,354

My salary.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by stormy

what made you all the money?

I'm about the same as most people: $2,272,354

---

It's hard to tell exactly how they came up with those numbers. I did the survey twice, just to see if a couple of changes would make a difference. I picked smoking the first time and it registered $15k, yet when I picked that I didn't smoke, I was still credited $15k.

They have a top 20 list on there as well. One of the top 10 people on the list, had a current job under $20k a year. :doubt:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Yoshi

What part of Tennessee are you in?

---

Northeast, the Tri-Cities. Bristol, to be exact. The Birthplace of Country Music.

$2,022,568

:(

I would have been worth more I'm sure if I included "Mzo has sex with my mom"

I'm not putting it into anything that you came out of.

But she needs that beast slaying cock.

I jest, I love my mother, and I don't want Mr. T to hate me.

I think Im worth a bag of Chicken fries. Luke warm.

You are worth exactly $2,434,462