Creepy Losers

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11 Sep 2005, 03:36 AM
Calliander

Creepy Losers

So tonight I went for dinner with my girl and we took my car. When we got back, there was a note under my windshield wiper written on the back of a Rite-Aid receipt.

In the back window of my car, during my younger days, I stuck a Decepticon logo (along with a Thundercats logo). The note had the guy's e-mail address and the following:

Hi, my name is Mike

I Love Transformers
Never seen another car
with decepticon symbol I
have it on my caR too. Email
me to chat if u want!

(Mike was in Rite-Aid and purchased 1 Kit N Kaboodle 3.5 lb. bag for $5.08, paid with six bucks and got 92 cents back.)

That's either the stupidest pickup line ever: I see the sticker on tons of cars and this is Long Beach/Los Angeles/whatever; or the creepiest loser ever: someone who can't make real friends, but must resort to these methods.

Anyone else think this is lame?
11 Sep 2005, 04:39 AM
kedawa

It would be even creepier if he doesn't have a cat.
11 Sep 2005, 04:45 AM
lithium

When I first got my Scion I got a note on it from another Scion owner asking me to call him. I never did but he found me on a Scion forum (www.scionlife.com) and so I talked to him a bit there.

One day I'm driving down the highway and this Scion pulls up next to me and starts honking its horn, turns on its hazards and flashes its lights. It then pulls behind me still doing the same thing. I get off at my exit and he does too, still following me, flipping out. I don't know why but I pulled over (I guess I'd rather deal with him there than at my house). He comes out of his car and it was the same guy as the note and on the forums, he was a fucking Scion nut and was practically jizzing all over my car. That's one reason I'm glad I sold my Scion.
11 Sep 2005, 07:25 AM
avatar

Mike. I know this is a stupid queston, but was your car ever on street fury? It's a show on G4TV.

Someone had a car on it with a really good looking transformers decal on it. It actually made me watch the show for a week.
11 Sep 2005, 11:50 AM
Rumpy

Quote:

Originally Posted by hugmuffin

When I first got my Scion I got a note on it from another Scion owner asking me to call him. I never did but he found me on a Scion forum (www.scionlife.com) and so I talked to him a bit there.

One day I'm driving down the highway and this Scion pulls up next to me and starts honking its horn, turns on its hazards and flashes its lights. It then pulls behind me still doing the same thing. I get off at my exit and he does too, still following me, flipping out. I don't know why but I pulled over (I guess I'd rather deal with him there than at my house). He comes out of his car and it was the same guy as the note and on the forums, he was a fucking Scion nut and was practically jizzing all over my car. That's one reason I'm glad I sold my Scion.

That's weird. Did you mod the car outside of the factory choices?
11 Sep 2005, 12:56 PM
animegirl

I have had two guys ask me for my phone number based soley on the fact that I have one of those NES controller wallets. I also had a ten-year-old boy knock on my door to tell my Pac Man dice I have in my car were AWESOME!!. I invited him in and he whooped my ass at Dead or Alive 3. Damn kid.
11 Sep 2005, 01:01 PM
Yoshi

The closest I've come to this kind of stuff was back in 2003. I have a Devils tire cover on my Jeep (which my wife now drives). After they won the Stanley Cup again in 2003, I was driving down to my grandparents' house in Pinehurst, when some guy got up next to me, honked his horn, and yelled "Go Devils!"

My Land Rover has a Purdue football plate in the front and an alumni plate cover in the back, so I am sure I will get comments about those from fellow alumni, but that is cool.
11 Sep 2005, 01:05 PM
Calliander

You people are crazy. Especially animegirl.

Anyway, to answer avatar, no. The sticker I have is the same one you can get from Hot Topic now. I know because I purchased mine at Hot Topic many many years ago.
11 Sep 2005, 01:16 PM
frostwolf ex

i got to talk to soem other five iron frenzy fans a while ago, since i have the fif thing on my car. it was ok, they were friendly enough.

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

I have had two guys ask me for my phone number based soley on the fact that I have one of those NES controller wallets. I also had a ten-year-old boy knock on my door to tell my Pac Man dice I have in my car were AWESOME!!. I invited him in and he whooped my ass at Dead or Alive 3. Damn kid.

well, a female gamer isnt as rare as it was, but you are still something of a rarity, so i can see where some of that came from, plus black women really arent well represented in the gaming genre, so i can see it.
11 Sep 2005, 07:49 PM
Tojo

If a 10 year old girl came up to my door and told me my Dashboard sticker is awesome and I invited her in I'd get arrested. It'd probably be worth it though.
11 Sep 2005, 08:16 PM
voltz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tojo

If a 10 year old girl came up to my door and told me my Dashboard sticker is awesome and I invited her in I'd get arrested. It'd probably be worth it though.

It'd be worth it if she was 21 and freaking hot.
11 Sep 2005, 08:26 PM
g0zen

One time I was playing SVC: Chaos in the local arcade and this guy just comes up to me, puts his hand on my shoulder, leans up against me, looks up, smiles, and then tells me "Wow, you're really good."

At this point I'm looking down at him with the total 'What the fuck do you think you're doing?' look on my face. I'm doing this for a full minute before I realize he isn't going to take the hint so I move away from him and just sigh. At this point he starts crying. I'm getting my ass handed to me by Mr. Karate and here's this guy, he was skinny, I guess he was in his late teens, in fact, he looked a lot like Sl1p, crying.

I mean, I don't really know what to do, I was about to say something but what the hell was I going to say? I kinda felt bad, but more than anything I was confused. Luckily, before the moment could get anymore awkward he kinda walked off, sobbing. It didn't matter in the end, I guess, Mr. Karate still whooped me good.
11 Sep 2005, 08:32 PM
Drewbacca

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

I have had two guys ask me for my phone number based soley on the fact that I have one of those NES controller wallets. I also had a ten-year-old boy knock on my door to tell my Pac Man dice I have in my car were AWESOME!!. I invited him in and he whooped my ass at Dead or Alive 3. Damn kid.

I guess that's a good tip for child molestors then. Pac Man dice will be hanging out of church confessionals across the country now.

As for this fellow leaving messages, let me give you the following advice, Mike: He sounds like a straight up awesome guy. First, you know he likes transformers just as or almost as much as you do. This is a homerun connection. Next, he also has the same name as you. Think of the possibilities when you are hanging out with one another. You can be the Mike's. Lastly he's close. So close he parks near the same stores as you. I don't know how you can not give him a little ringy-ding dingy. Heck, I'll do it and pretend to be you!
11 Sep 2005, 09:39 PM
Razor Ramon

Some stranger leaving a note on your windshield can't lead anywhere good.

On a related note, I've gotten into many conversations with people that are wearing a band shirt I think is neat. They have been pretty cool people and like the convo. Same goes for me. I've had MANY people come up and tell me how "amusing" my Tool wrench t-shirt is. I don't mind this at all.
11 Sep 2005, 09:48 PM
animegirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tojo

If a 10 year old girl came up to my door and told me my Dashboard sticker is awesome and I invited her in I'd get arrested. It'd probably be worth it though.

Well, he wasn't a COMPLETE stranger, he lives in my apartment complex and I see him around pretty frequently. Just can't be nice to people nowdays without somebody getting the wrong idea. :rolleyes:
11 Sep 2005, 09:50 PM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike

So tonight I went for dinner with my girl and we took my car. When we got back, there was a note under my windshield wiper written on the back of a Rite-Aid receipt.

In the back window of my car, during my younger days, I stuck a Decepticon logo (along with a Thundercats logo). The note had the guy's e-mail address and the following:

Hi, my name is Mike

I Love Transformers
Never seen another car
with decepticon symbol I
have it on my caR too. Email
me to chat if u want!

(Mike was in Rite-Aid and purchased 1 Kit N Kaboodle 3.5 lb. bag for $5.08, paid with six bucks and got 92 cents back.)

That's either the stupidest pickup line ever: I see the sticker on tons of cars and this is Long Beach/Los Angeles/whatever; or the creepiest loser ever: someone who can't make real friends, but must resort to these methods.

Anyone else think this is lame?

lol, you're paranoid. "oh nozes, someone likes something of mine and I don't already have a 10 year long established friendship with him. He must want to skin me and eat my brains."

The note means the person is perhaps overly forward, or drunk. That is about it. Don't think so highly of yourself.
11 Sep 2005, 09:53 PM
Diff-chan

Did he stick his dick between your titties?
11 Sep 2005, 10:04 PM
Jeremy

IP has bitch tits?
11 Sep 2005, 10:53 PM
Korly

Just neck hair.
11 Sep 2005, 10:55 PM
Fe 26

Thank god.
11 Sep 2005, 11:01 PM
Revoltor

One time in highschool I was walking down the street wearing a NWO Wolfpack shirt. This trucker in a huge semi crawled halfway out the window, and shouted "WUULF PAACKK!" at me while doing the Wolfpack gesture.

It was awesome.
11 Sep 2005, 11:02 PM
g0zen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revoltor

One time in highschool I was walking down the street wearing a NWO Wolfpack shirt. This trucker in a huge semi crawled halfway out the window, and shouted "WUULF PAACKK!" at me while doing the Wolfpack gesture.

It was awesome.

nWo Black & White 4 Life. Bitch.
11 Sep 2005, 11:13 PM
Opaque

g0zen wins the thread, btw.
11 Sep 2005, 11:36 PM
avatar

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0zen

One time I was playing SVC: Chaos in the local arcade and this guy just comes up to me, puts his hand on my shoulder, leans up against me, looks up, smiles, and then tells me "Wow, you're really good."

At this point I'm looking down at him with the total 'What the fuck do you think you're doing?' look on my face. I'm doing this for a full minute before I realize he isn't going to take the hint so I move away from him and just sigh. At this point he starts crying. I'm getting my ass handed to me by Mr. Karate and here's this guy, he was skinny, I guess he was in his late teens, in fact, he looked a lot like Sl1p, crying.

I mean, I don't really know what to do, I was about to say something but what the hell was I going to say? I kinda felt bad, but more than anything I was confused. Luckily, before the moment could get anymore awkward he kinda walked off, sobbing. It didn't matter in the end, I guess, Mr. Karate still whooped me good.

Wait. You're a guy right. You were getting hit on by a gay guy in an arcade :wtf:
11 Sep 2005, 11:40 PM
g0zen

Yeah, I'm a guy.

I don't know if this kid was 'gay' necessarily or just really odd. I dunno, I didn't really get to know him, not sure if I wanted to.

EDIT: Strike that, I'm sure I didn't.
11 Sep 2005, 11:43 PM
Nomi

My dad is a huge soccer fan, and loves the AFC Ajax. He went to a game while in Europe and stuff, and his old plates on his red car used to read AFC AJAX. We were at the bank one time, and these crrrrrrazy Ajax buffs from Europe roll down their windows, start honking like mad and scream "AJAAAAAAAAAAAX" at us before they sped away. It was strange.

I've had a few encounters of kids a few years younger commenting on my PSP or DS or something, and my teacher's 10 year old son seems to be in love with me. He always asks my teacher to relay questions about games, what I named my Nintendogs, ect. and he comes to school for lunch with her every now and then to simply talk to me about games. Nice kid, shy as hell too, but he should start doing that crap with kids his own age.
12 Sep 2005, 01:48 AM
johnk_

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

Well, he wasn't a COMPLETE stranger, he lives in my apartment complex and I see him around pretty frequently. Just can't be nice to people nowdays without somebody getting the wrong idea. :rolleyes:

Tojo was only pointing out that if he did the same thing, people would interpret it a bit differently.

I was about to post almost the same thing, actually.
12 Sep 2005, 03:01 AM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nomi

My dad is a huge soccer fan, and loves the AFC Ajax. He went to a game while in Europe and stuff, and his old plates on his red car used to read AFC AJAX. We were at the bank one time, and these crrrrrrazy Ajax buffs from Europe roll down their windows, start honking like mad and scream "AJAAAAAAAAAAAX" at us before they sped away. It was strange.

I've had a few encounters of kids a few years younger commenting on my PSP or DS or something, and my teacher's 10 year old son seems to be in love with me. He always asks my teacher to relay questions about games, what I named my Nintendogs, ect. and he comes to school for lunch with her every now and then to simply talk to me about games. Nice kid, shy as hell too, but he should start doing that crap with kids his own age.

1) older girls are always hotter (well, untill you hit like, 30)
2) The girls in his class that like the things you do probably would punch him in the nose.
12 Sep 2005, 10:25 AM
Joust Williams

There is one guy at the local EB ALL THE TIME. And he follows me around sometimes. I'll make a joke to a friend, and he'll laugh and say "Hehe, he said <repeat the joke>"
12 Sep 2005, 10:43 AM
Xenobia_Omega

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joust Williams

There is one guy at the local EB ALL THE TIME. And he follows me around sometimes. I'll make a joke to a friend, and he'll laugh and say "Hehe, he said <repeat the joke>"

Last year in college I had a kid who lived on my hall who used to do this same thing. But this is only the tip of the ice burg. Let me give you a run down of what this kid did last year:

1) This kid's laugh is the most god awful thing in the world. You could not even possibly imagine how awful it is. Not only that, but he laughs at inappropriate times. Like, there was this time I slammed my head into the bottom of my bed (it was lofted), pointy side in my head. Hurt like hell. And he starts laughing his f'in donkey laugh.

2) If I ever had my door open (which was frequent, cause I was like an RA type), he'd often just walk over and stand in the doorway, and stare at me, while I played video games. HE'D JUST STARE. But that's only pixie sticks compared to...

3) The one time I was drying off in my shower stall after a shower, and he was out there. On the other side of the door.... just standing there. :eep:

4) Another time, this kid went /way/ out of his way to follow me and my best friend. I'm talking a mile and a half marathon walk just to follow us.

5) He bastardized my Nickname, Xeny. He said it so awfully, so annoyingly it became a dorm joke all year. I'm still recovering from the repercussions of this kid.

Man am I glad he failed out. I couldn't deal with that shit again...
12 Sep 2005, 11:33 AM
Calliander

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0zen

One time I was playing SVC: Chaos in the local arcade and this guy just comes up to me, puts his hand on my shoulder, leans up against me, looks up, smiles, and then tells me "Wow, you're really good."

At this point I'm looking down at him with the total 'What the fuck do you think you're doing?' look on my face. I'm doing this for a full minute before I realize he isn't going to take the hint so I move away from him and just sigh. At this point he starts crying. I'm getting my ass handed to me by Mr. Karate and here's this guy, he was skinny, I guess he was in his late teens, in fact, he looked a lot like Sl1p, crying.

I mean, I don't really know what to do, I was about to say something but what the hell was I going to say? I kinda felt bad, but more than anything I was confused. Luckily, before the moment could get anymore awkward he kinda walked off, sobbing. It didn't matter in the end, I guess, Mr. Karate still whooped me good.

Homophobe.
12 Sep 2005, 11:36 AM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike

So tonight I went for dinner with my girl and we took my car. When we got back, there was a note under my windshield wiper written on the back of a Rite-Aid receipt.

In the back window of my car, during my younger days, I stuck a Decepticon logo (along with a Thundercats logo). The note had the guy's e-mail address and the following:

Hi, my name is Mike

I Love Transformers
Never seen another car
with decepticon symbol I
have it on my caR too. Email
me to chat if u want!

(Mike was in Rite-Aid and purchased 1 Kit N Kaboodle 3.5 lb. bag for $5.08, paid with six bucks and got 92 cents back.)

That's either the stupidest pickup line ever: I see the sticker on tons of cars and this is Long Beach/Los Angeles/whatever; or the creepiest loser ever: someone who can't make real friends, but must resort to these methods.

Anyone else think this is lame?

Oh. Sorry, man, I'm just trying to make some friends.
12 Sep 2005, 11:53 AM
lithium

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raz0r

On a related note, I've gotten into many conversations with people that are wearing a band shirt I think is neat. They have been pretty cool people and like the convo. Same goes for me. I've had MANY people come up and tell me how "amusing" my Tool wrench t-shirt is. I don't mind this at all.

Oh I've had all kinds of random and unexpected people comment on this shirt of mine:

http://www.octalocean.com/images/neoMe.jpg
12 Sep 2005, 01:06 PM
Mzo

I've had some people actually recognize me from TNL when I worked at EB, kinda odd. There's always the groupie hanger-ons that spend hours at the store talking to you, too.
12 Sep 2005, 01:13 PM
Cheebs

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronPlant

1) older girls are always hotter (well, untill you hit like, 30)
.

Until 30? You just haven't been with someone who's 30+ then. They're hot as hell.
12 Sep 2005, 01:24 PM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronPlant

older girls are always hotter

LAWL!
12 Sep 2005, 01:39 PM
Dolemite

Scan and post the note, Mike.
12 Sep 2005, 05:41 PM
Kev

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nomi

My dad is a huge soccer fan, and loves the AFC Ajax. He went to a game while in Europe and stuff, and his old plates on his red car used to read AFC AJAX. We were at the bank one time, and these crrrrrrazy Ajax buffs from Europe roll down their windows, start honking like mad and scream "AJAAAAAAAAAAAX" at us before they sped away. It was strange.

http://ideashak.typepad.com/ideashak...ones-thumb.jpg

IF YER NOT A MANC, YER A WANK!!
13 Sep 2005, 02:59 AM
Calliander

Quote:

Originally Posted by hugmuffin

Oh I've had all kinds of random and unexpected people comment on this shirt of mine:

http://www.octalocean.com/images/neoMe.jpg

Holy shit, Encino Man.
13 Sep 2005, 03:13 AM
ChaoofNee

http://www.wizzywig.com/xcart/produc...7&cat=0&page=1
I bought the big-ass Pac-Man plushie at Otakon. I brought it with me to a deli once with some friends, and a bunch of typical, Long Island prep bastards were offering me $5 for it, but settled for a picture with it. Very strange.

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