Crips have it easy?

God damn, you are one uptight little bitch. I predict you'll have your first heart attack by the time you're 28.

Have you guys ever heard Denis Leary's "Asshole"? There's a line in there...

"I like to park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces."

That said, I always avoid the handicapped stall, unless nothing else is available. I'm an asshole to a lot of people, but not over things that are completely out of their control like being handicapped. I am always nice to handicapped people, the elderly, and children. Everyone else can fuck themselves.

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Originally Posted by Jed

God damn, you are one uptight little bitch. I predict you'll have your first heart attack by the time you're 28.

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God damn are you a huge faggot. Sorry if Im not kind to the douchebags who shit all over handicap people like they're worth a damn.

That's all you've got? I actually expected better from you, DoucheX.

edit - you should've left the AIDS remark, it had so much more pizazz.

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Originally Posted by Jed

That's all you've got? I actually expected better from you, DoucheX.

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You're a 30 year old calling people "doucheX" on the internet. Come on.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

You're a 30 year old calling people "doucheX" on the internet. Come on.

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And you're 23 getting you're panties in a bunch over a very appropriate internet nickname. What's next, "I know you are, but what am I?"

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Originally Posted by Jed

And you're 23 getting you're panties in a bunch over a very appropriate internet nickname. What's next, "I know you are, but what am I?"

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LAWL, no, I think its funny. I think it was avatar/toby/remnant, who is a retard by any possible metric, who started calling me "delusionX". Much more funny, much more clever (in that it pokes at my delusions of grandeur), and it rhymes. You are implicitly conceding that you are less intelligent than avatar/toby/remnant every time you call me doucheX (this is not the first time). Which is sad. I just hope Jetman doesnt steal the handicap stall the next time you come in with your mother to help you #2.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

I just hope Jetman doesnt steal the handicap stall the next time you come in with your mother to help you #2.

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Awesome.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

I just hope Jetman doesnt steal the handicap stall the next time you come in with your mother to help you #2.

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Actually, it would be me helping my mother to #2 but that's irrelevant.

Yeah, I always used the handicapped stall too, until I got caught doing it. Was an old dude, too, not in great shape. All bumping into the door and making old man noises and stuff. When I walked out two of my friends were over by the sinks and had seen the whole thing. Being that this was a high school trip to an amusement park, it took me a while to live that one down.

It's nice to be able to poop in luxury, but yeah, you feel like a real dick the one time someone actually needs it. Not worth it unless it's the only one left open and you'll crap your pants if you don't use it right then.