Crips have it easy?

Diffx is right in being so against it, and he was the first one of you douchebags to actually make a valid comment.

So stfu Jed, I can't believe you're 30 and acting like that.

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

Those tickets for parking in a handicap parking space are brutal. Lucky you haven't gotten one.

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Yeah, I save parking in those for the nighttime runs to the store or whatever.

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Originally Posted by diffX

No, fuck you - if you wanna shit in a handicap stall, okay, but dont rationalize and whine like a little girl when a handicap guy actually catches you doing that.

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No Fuck YOU!

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Originally Posted by DiffX

I hope you die for real.

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I predict , that I will get hit walking down the sidewalk by a handicap guy driving an oversized mini-van. If this karma shit is real then he'll run over my legs, put it in reverse and do it again.

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Originally Posted by DiffX

Sorry if Im not kind to the douchebags who shit all over handicap people like they're worth a damn.

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Touched a nerve. Let me guess. You have an obese family member who sports a Hover Round?

Fuckin kids these days. So uptight, they can't even appreciate a damn cripple joke.

Yeh, and let's make some 9/11 jokes while we're having good humour.

I was driving out of New Orleans before the hurricane in my huge van, and some poor people, my butler and maid actually, who didnt have a car asked me for a lift. I spit in their face. I mean, fuck those people, right? Im a white male, aged 18-34. Im the most important being on this planet.

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Originally Posted by burky

Diffx is right in being so against it, and he was the first one of you douchebags to actually make a valid comment.

So stfu Jed, I can't believe you're 30 and acting like that.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

LAWL, no, I think its funny. I think it was avatar/toby/remnant, who is a retard by any possible metric, who started calling me "delusionX". Much more funny, much more clever (in that it pokes at my delusions of grandeur), and it rhymes. You are implicitly conceding that you are less intelligent than avatar/toby/remnant every time you call me doucheX (this is not the first time). Which is sad. I just hope Jetman doesnt steal the handicap stall the next time you come in with your mother to help you #2.

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Unless I coincidentally came to the same conclusion, then that Delusion X quote was me. As nicely as Delusion X sounds, the more apropriate name is clearly DoucheX.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

Sorry if Im not kind to the douchebags who shit all over handicap people like they're worth a damn.

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If you weren't such complete ass clown in EVERY other thread the above statement might be worth something.

On that note, I try to never shit unless I'm home. But I would use the handishitter if I did cop a squat. I would never take a handicap parking spot though, that's just wrong.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

...at least he had somewhere to sit while he waited.

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Yeah, either that or he has no feeling below his waist and was sitting in a pile of his own urine and fecal matter waiting for you to finish. That "you have somewhere to wait" shit is the oldest joke in the book, isn't funny or clever, and has no relationship with what it is really like to be stuck in a wheelchair.

When you are getting your "material" from old Dennis Leary CDs and reruns of Becker, you really should kill yourself.

I get that this thread is in jest and meant to bait people into flaming you, but wow. And trust me, I love a good cripple joke...

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Originally Posted by Glass Joe

On that note, I try to never shit unless I'm home.

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Please change your custom status to "shit-break". Thanks.

Did you just go through some near death expeirence diff that is causing you to act moral today?

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Originally Posted by Jetman

Fuck that handicap guy,right? - at least he had somewhere to sit while he waited.

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