Crips have it easy?

Whoever decides how many handicapped spaces are needed in a parking lots in Canada has really overestimated the crips' desire to shop.
Even during the holiday rush, half are empty, and of the ones that are full, most are occupied by able-bodied folk.
I've used handi-stalls before, but a lot of times it's because many smaller washrooms have only handistalls.

This reminds me of the time, on a school trip, when one of my classmates borrowed one of the 'free' wheelchairs at the science center and pretended to be retarded all day.
Good times.

I WILL FIGHT ANYONE IN THIS THREAD!

What a pack of heartless cunts. Its fun to joke about, but come on, actually doing this shit is fucked. My friends and I once ragged on this middle aged chick for parking in a handicapped space. She tried to justify herself with "theres another handicap space right next to it", to which I replied that it was ok because she's obviously retarded.

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Originally Posted by Kidnemo

I WILL FIGHT ANYONE IN THIS THREAD!

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And we're scared why?

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Originally Posted by Jed

Actually, I did try that one time at the mall, but it backfired and I ended up shitting my pants. Luckily the handicap stall was open for my emergency maintenance (true story)

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Have we figured out what Becker is yet?

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Originally Posted by Mike

Have we figured out what Becker is yet?

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I havent, and I'm too lazy to google it.

Becker was Ted Danson's "other" show that he starred in as a doctor. Theres a reason you've never heard of it.

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Originally Posted by Glass Joe

And we're scared why?

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I went camping with kidnemo and a friend of his one time, deep in the backwoods of the old country. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with kidnemo and a live deer. Well, 'nemo, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm kidnemo! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "KIDNEMO!"

It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer.

LOLLL

Kidnemo beat me up. In addition, he showed me footage of him whupping Arnold's ass back in '85.