Crips have it easy?

So, yeah, I took a shit today in this library bathroom off campus. And of course, like always, I did it in the handicap stall. Why wouldnt I? The handicap stall has a nice little rack for my bookbag, some legroom for me while I'm shitting, a newspaper to read while I'm doing the duty (and library news posted up on the wall), and a big ass sink/mirror/paper towel thingie all for me. Compared to the normal stall which has none of that.

Well, I get done, walked out of the stall and there was a handicap dude sitting in a wheelchair outside the stall waiting on me. I laughed - he didnt.
He threw me a dirty look but didnt say anything. I did feel kind of guilty (mostly because I jacked the sports page out of there), but come on, when given a choice who is going to take the economy, cramped stall over the luxurious handicap one?

Fuck that handicap guy,right? - at least he had somewhere to sit while he waited.

Am I the only one here who makes a "bee-line" for the handicap stall and ignores the other ones?

And I also have been known to park in handicap spots at times (If I believed in karma, I'm sure I'd have some really bad times up ahead).

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Originally Posted by Jetman

Fuck that handicap guy,right? - at least he had somewhere to sit while he waited.

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:lol: so wrong!!

I thought that this was about LA gangs....

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Originally Posted by Jetman

Fuck that handicap guy,right? - at least he had somewhere to sit while he waited.

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Quote of the day :lol:

The toilets do seem a bit unfair in terms of how luxurious they are, but come on, they got the space and the rail in there so the handicapped guy can go to the toilet, not so he can enjoy himself while he's at it.

And in general, I think that handicapped people need their facilities. Imagine how they'd cope without disabled parking spaces - it just wouldn't be fair.

I can see your point of view, and 9 times out of 10 using that disabled toilet would have no consequence, so you might as well use it. The other one time like your case the guy might have to wait, and it's true like you say, it's not a big deal; people often have to wait for a vacant toilet anyway.

Still, if your only reason for using it was for the space and rail, I think that's a bit wrong. You're on the toilet, not waiting three hours for a plane, who cares about luxuries. If you're using the toilet as it is the only one vacant I think that's fair, hell that's just common sense.

Yea it sucks they get bigger stalls.

And you can walk.

You're even I think.

Stfupls!

I try to never crap in a public toilet if I can possibly help it.

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Originally Posted by Gymkata

I thought that this was about LA gangs....

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Ditto. :)

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Originally Posted by Jetman

Fuck that handicap guy,right? - at least he had somewhere to sit while he waited.

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POTD

Too bad he couldn't beat your ass with his faulty limbs.

Those tickets for parking in a handicap parking space are brutal. Lucky you haven't gotten one.

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Fuck that handicap guy,right? - at least he had somewhere to sit while he waited.

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No, fuck you - if you wanna shit in a handicap stall, okay, but dont rationalize and whine like a little girl when a handicap guy actually catches you doing that.

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And I also have been known to park in handicap spots at times (If I believed in karma, I'm sure I'd have some really bad times up ahead).

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I hope you die for real.

God damn, you are one uptight little bitch. I predict you'll have your first heart attack by the time you're 28.

Have you guys ever heard Denis Leary's "Asshole"? There's a line in there...

"I like to park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces."

That said, I always avoid the handicapped stall, unless nothing else is available. I'm an asshole to a lot of people, but not over things that are completely out of their control like being handicapped. I am always nice to handicapped people, the elderly, and children. Everyone else can fuck themselves.

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Originally Posted by Jed

God damn, you are one uptight little bitch. I predict you'll have your first heart attack by the time you're 28.

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God damn are you a huge faggot. Sorry if Im not kind to the douchebags who shit all over handicap people like they're worth a damn.

That's all you've got? I actually expected better from you, DoucheX.

edit - you should've left the AIDS remark, it had so much more pizazz.

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Originally Posted by Jed

That's all you've got? I actually expected better from you, DoucheX.

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You're a 30 year old calling people "doucheX" on the internet. Come on.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

You're a 30 year old calling people "doucheX" on the internet. Come on.

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And you're 23 getting you're panties in a bunch over a very appropriate internet nickname. What's next, "I know you are, but what am I?"

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Originally Posted by Jed

And you're 23 getting you're panties in a bunch over a very appropriate internet nickname. What's next, "I know you are, but what am I?"

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LAWL, no, I think its funny. I think it was avatar/toby/remnant, who is a retard by any possible metric, who started calling me "delusionX". Much more funny, much more clever (in that it pokes at my delusions of grandeur), and it rhymes. You are implicitly conceding that you are less intelligent than avatar/toby/remnant every time you call me doucheX (this is not the first time). Which is sad. I just hope Jetman doesnt steal the handicap stall the next time you come in with your mother to help you #2.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

I just hope Jetman doesnt steal the handicap stall the next time you come in with your mother to help you #2.

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Awesome.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

I just hope Jetman doesnt steal the handicap stall the next time you come in with your mother to help you #2.

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Actually, it would be me helping my mother to #2 but that's irrelevant.

Yeah, I always used the handicapped stall too, until I got caught doing it. Was an old dude, too, not in great shape. All bumping into the door and making old man noises and stuff. When I walked out two of my friends were over by the sinks and had seen the whole thing. Being that this was a high school trip to an amusement park, it took me a while to live that one down.

It's nice to be able to poop in luxury, but yeah, you feel like a real dick the one time someone actually needs it. Not worth it unless it's the only one left open and you'll crap your pants if you don't use it right then.

Diffx is right in being so against it, and he was the first one of you douchebags to actually make a valid comment.

So stfu Jed, I can't believe you're 30 and acting like that.

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

Those tickets for parking in a handicap parking space are brutal. Lucky you haven't gotten one.

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Yeah, I save parking in those for the nighttime runs to the store or whatever.

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Originally Posted by diffX

No, fuck you - if you wanna shit in a handicap stall, okay, but dont rationalize and whine like a little girl when a handicap guy actually catches you doing that.

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No Fuck YOU!

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Originally Posted by DiffX

I hope you die for real.

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I predict , that I will get hit walking down the sidewalk by a handicap guy driving an oversized mini-van. If this karma shit is real then he'll run over my legs, put it in reverse and do it again.

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Originally Posted by DiffX

Sorry if Im not kind to the douchebags who shit all over handicap people like they're worth a damn.

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Touched a nerve. Let me guess. You have an obese family member who sports a Hover Round?

Fuckin kids these days. So uptight, they can't even appreciate a damn cripple joke.

Yeh, and let's make some 9/11 jokes while we're having good humour.

I was driving out of New Orleans before the hurricane in my huge van, and some poor people, my butler and maid actually, who didnt have a car asked me for a lift. I spit in their face. I mean, fuck those people, right? Im a white male, aged 18-34. Im the most important being on this planet.

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Originally Posted by burky

Diffx is right in being so against it, and he was the first one of you douchebags to actually make a valid comment.

So stfu Jed, I can't believe you're 30 and acting like that.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

LAWL, no, I think its funny. I think it was avatar/toby/remnant, who is a retard by any possible metric, who started calling me "delusionX". Much more funny, much more clever (in that it pokes at my delusions of grandeur), and it rhymes. You are implicitly conceding that you are less intelligent than avatar/toby/remnant every time you call me doucheX (this is not the first time). Which is sad. I just hope Jetman doesnt steal the handicap stall the next time you come in with your mother to help you #2.

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Unless I coincidentally came to the same conclusion, then that Delusion X quote was me. As nicely as Delusion X sounds, the more apropriate name is clearly DoucheX.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

Sorry if Im not kind to the douchebags who shit all over handicap people like they're worth a damn.

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If you weren't such complete ass clown in EVERY other thread the above statement might be worth something.

On that note, I try to never shit unless I'm home. But I would use the handishitter if I did cop a squat. I would never take a handicap parking spot though, that's just wrong.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

...at least he had somewhere to sit while he waited.

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Yeah, either that or he has no feeling below his waist and was sitting in a pile of his own urine and fecal matter waiting for you to finish. That "you have somewhere to wait" shit is the oldest joke in the book, isn't funny or clever, and has no relationship with what it is really like to be stuck in a wheelchair.

When you are getting your "material" from old Dennis Leary CDs and reruns of Becker, you really should kill yourself.

I get that this thread is in jest and meant to bait people into flaming you, but wow. And trust me, I love a good cripple joke...

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Originally Posted by Glass Joe

On that note, I try to never shit unless I'm home.

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Please change your custom status to "shit-break". Thanks.

Did you just go through some near death expeirence diff that is causing you to act moral today?

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Originally Posted by Jetman

Fuck that handicap guy,right? - at least he had somewhere to sit while he waited.

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:lol:

When has he ever acted immoral? Just because he's an ass to people doesn't mean he has no morals.

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

When has he ever acted immoral? Just because he's an ass to people doesn't mean he has no morals.

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Some of the most opinionated and abrasive people I know have very strong morals (like myself, Joust, and probably Yoshi I'm sure). Having strong belief in a moral code is opinionated in itself, those people are probably that much more likely to be DiffX.

IAWRP

PS: I too thought this was about LA gang members, then when reading the subtitle I thought it was about some sort of new extreme sport where crippled people can "stall" better. Yeah.

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Originally Posted by Master

When you are getting your "material" from old Dennis Leary CDs and reruns of Becker, you really should kill yourself.

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I've never heard any Dennis Leary CD's and dont know who Becker is so no sepukku for me.

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Originally Posted by Master

I get that this thread is in jest and meant to bait people into flaming you, but wow. And trust me, I love a good cripple joke...

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Actually, I started the thread out of a curiosity to see whether what I did was commonplace and if anyone else caught themselves doing the same thing or not. I did expect a couple of flames for my assholery but that goes with the territory.

I mean come on. Has no one here ever pulled a chair out from under grandma as she's sitting down for dinner, farted at a public place then pointed at mom, or put pubes all over your roommates toothbrush?
;)

And I thought TNL was cool like that.

I have to admit that if I used the handishitter and came out to see a person in a wheel chair waiting, I would feel REALLY bad about it. The scenario is fucking funny as all hell though.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

farted at a public place then pointed at mom

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Actually, I did try that one time at the mall, but it backfired and I ended up shitting my pants. Luckily the handicap stall was open for my emergency maintenance (true story)

You're 28 and you do this?

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Originally Posted by Jetman

Blah blah blah.

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Yup, you're an asshole. Congrats.

The handicapped shitter isn't like the parking space. It doesn't say you're not supposed to use it anywhere so i don't see the problem. Sometimes they are just too big for me and i feel wierd shitting in public in this large open space.

I always wondered if it's ok to park in the handicapped space if it's the last space available. When there's nothing else open i do it if i'm not going to take long.

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Originally Posted by Master

Please change your custom status to "shit-break". Thanks.

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Isn't it "Shit-Brick"?

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Originally Posted by Jed

Actually, I did try that one time at the mall, but it backfired and I ended up shitting my pants. Luckily the handicap stall was open for my emergency maintenance (true story)

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lol - nice.

Yeah, I obviously havent done the grandma thing,embarrased mom years ago in a grocery store with the public farting thing (didnt shit my britches - YAY), and never did the pubes thing (actually an ex-roommate did it to me - what an asshole).

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Originally Posted by Valgar

You're 28 and you do this?

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Assholery knows no age limits.

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Originally Posted by Shidoshi

Yup, you're an asshole. Congrats.

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Well, there you go - guess, its official then.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...chmentid=17013

Whoever decides how many handicapped spaces are needed in a parking lots in Canada has really overestimated the crips' desire to shop.
Even during the holiday rush, half are empty, and of the ones that are full, most are occupied by able-bodied folk.
I've used handi-stalls before, but a lot of times it's because many smaller washrooms have only handistalls.

This reminds me of the time, on a school trip, when one of my classmates borrowed one of the 'free' wheelchairs at the science center and pretended to be retarded all day.
Good times.

I WILL FIGHT ANYONE IN THIS THREAD!

What a pack of heartless cunts. Its fun to joke about, but come on, actually doing this shit is fucked. My friends and I once ragged on this middle aged chick for parking in a handicapped space. She tried to justify herself with "theres another handicap space right next to it", to which I replied that it was ok because she's obviously retarded.

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Originally Posted by Kidnemo

I WILL FIGHT ANYONE IN THIS THREAD!

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And we're scared why?

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Originally Posted by Jed

Actually, I did try that one time at the mall, but it backfired and I ended up shitting my pants. Luckily the handicap stall was open for my emergency maintenance (true story)

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :link:

Have we figured out what Becker is yet?

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Originally Posted by Mike

Have we figured out what Becker is yet?

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I havent, and I'm too lazy to google it.

Becker was Ted Danson's "other" show that he starred in as a doctor. Theres a reason you've never heard of it.

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Originally Posted by Glass Joe

And we're scared why?

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I went camping with kidnemo and a friend of his one time, deep in the backwoods of the old country. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with kidnemo and a live deer. Well, 'nemo, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm kidnemo! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "KIDNEMO!"

It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer.

LOLLL

Kidnemo beat me up. In addition, he showed me footage of him whupping Arnold's ass back in '85.

I see a handicap person on average of once per year. 85% of people with handicap stickers on their cars are generally not crippled or have any other serious problems.

I've used the handicap stalls a few times, usually never even gave thought to the fact that they were indeed met for handicapped people and I've never had a problem with one of them waiting. I might've parked in a handicap space once or twice if it was a short stop and it was absolutely the only parking spot left (and yes, there is generally far too much handicapped spaces).

Jetman, I understand the need to be a dick at times, but why the hell would you post it here as if it's something to be proud of?

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Originally Posted by MVS

Jetman, I understand the need to be a dick at times, but why the hell would you post it here as if it's something to be proud of?

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I dont know,man. Why does anyone post anything on a message board? Just curious to see if anyone else here did stupid shit like that without thinking about it.It was just an odd situation that I guess I set myself up for, by using the "handi-stall". Figured you guys would get a kick out of reading it and busting my chops.

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Originally Posted by burky

Yeh, and let's make some 9/11 jokes while we're having good humour.

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Sure, why not?
You start, though..

and yeah, I use the handicapped stall sometimes - probably because I've never seen a handicapped person actually using or waiting for one.. (before somebody says "I guess that means they don't exist, huh", here's a pre-emptive STFU.)

and I've never seen anyone so uptight about shit before I stepped in this thread.. Hell, I think I know a couple of handicapped people who'd laugh at this scenario without a second thought.

I mean, one would think that they'd have come to terms with being handicapped by now.
and the parking spaces!! THE PARKING, I TELL YOU! :p

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Originally Posted by Jetman

I dont know,man. Why does anyone post anything on a message board? Just curious to see if anyone else here did stupid shit like that without thinking about it.It was just an odd situation that I guess I set myself up for, by using the "handi-stall". Figured you guys would get a kick out of reading it and busting my chops.

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Nah, it just makes you look like a Hyper Turbo Ass 2 CE.

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Originally Posted by johnk_

Sure, why not?
You start, though..

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I think he's french. They dony understand the meaning of the word - humor.

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Originally Posted by MVS

Nah, it just makes you look like a Hyper Turbo Ass 2 CE.

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Shit, I dont think , I'm that complex. More like Classic Ass 2 or maybe Champion Edition Ass 2 , but thats pushing it.

It would have been funnier if the dude in the wheelchair shit on the floor in front of your stall, then you stepped in it and fell. Then he pissed on you.

That would have been a real hoot.

I use the handicapped stall every time I have to drop a shit in public. Its always cleaner, and I like the extra space.

If an you of you think this makes me a bad person I suggest you fuck off.

Exactly. If I'm have a choice between a feces and urine splattered stall, and a clean handicapped one, it's really no choice which I'm going to take. Sorry if I'm slightly discriminating about where I have to take a shit.

If a handicapped person comes in while I'm using it, that's fine. I'll let him have it when I'm done pooping. I was there first.

Just because handicapped stalls are provided doesn't mean the rest of us shouldn't get to use them.

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Originally Posted by Josh

I use the handicapped stall every time I have to drop a shit in public. Its always cleaner, and I like the extra space.

If an you of you think this makes me a bad person I suggest you fuck off.

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You are bad for a whole 'nother host of reasons.

Didn't you once fudgesickle sisters simultaneously?

And, no, I'm not jealous. I'm really not. Not at all.

Homebase Theory 4TW.

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Originally Posted by MVS

You are bad for a whole 'nother host of reasons.

Didn't you once fudgesickle sisters simultaneously?

And, no, I'm not jealous. I'm really not. Not at all.

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They weren't sisters, and I'm an old man now... that shit is behind me.

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Originally Posted by MVS

And, no, I'm not jealous. I'm really not. Not at all.

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If you believe in yourself you really can do anything.

Let me snatch the pill from your hand, I think I'm ready to leave the Temple.

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Originally Posted by Gymkata

I thought that this was about LA gangs....

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Now thats fuckin funny LOL.

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Originally posted by Jetman
I think he's french. They dony understand the meaning of the word - humor.

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First of all, I'm not French I'm English. (and it's spelt humour ;) )
I can see the funny side of it, but my point in the original argument still stands - if you have an alternative to the disabled toilets, use it, it won't kill you (in most cases).

I do appreciate what you're saying here Jetman and the rest of you. I stayed in a college this weekend while looking round universities, and the only toilet on the floor where my room was was disabled, so I used it. I guess that makes me hypocritical, but my position where there is an alternative to use still stands.

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Originally Posted by stormy

Sometimes they are just too big for me and i feel wierd shitting in public in this large open space.

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I agree. Narrower stalls feel more private to me, because while the toilets are closer to each other in proximity, the shadows cast by the narrow and high dividers cause them to feel a little darker, and therefore, secluded. Handicap toilets, on the other hand, are all wide and open. However, when choosing the stall, a) having toilet paper and b) it being already flushed are two factors that hold much more weight than handicap vs. not.

This is different at work, however. The handicap stalls are single rooms separage from the "regular" toilets, and they are cleaner. The only people who get handicap decals for their cars in my area are ones who are fat, so I don't feel any remorse for using the handicap stalls.