Ashton Kutcher got his shit hacked.

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Originally Posted by MVS

He turned in his rockstar pimping vibe and retired. It sucks.

Old Josh: "I just did a line of coke of an underage girl's tits then fudgesickled her while I ate out her sister."

New Josh "Here is something about some gay dude. I am happy."

Bah!

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He's reinventing himself. I think that's cute.

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com..._kressley4.jpg

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Originally Posted by TaiMaiShu

The "hotchick" voicemail makes me jealous of Ashton.

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Word...