Suck at games? Hire a game coach!
Commonplace in other activites (everything from pool to golf to poker), you can now pay top players to help you waste your time better (while wasting the competition better).
A couple of random highlights: A recent article in EGM glosses over some of the services top Halo 2 players provide, and for those who would rather learn how to play fighting games, Justin Wong is now offering his services.
Of course, most of you will probably find this silly and an absolute waste of time and money -- and for you, that is probably correct. However, for serious players (lawl) who want to get better at their favorite games, a good coach is well worth the time.
Anyone want to learn how to play DoA:Ultimate? -_-;;
-Dippy