Nick Cage names his baby after Superman

No, what you meant to say was that kids are really really really really really fucking stupid, and can often times be really really really really fucking bored.

I've had kids make fun of my middle name. My middle name is George. I know what you are thinking "how the fuck does someone make fun of the name "George?"

They would say it in a retard like voice, think "whats eating gilbert grape."

So yeah, if kids want to be dicks, they will. They don't have to be clever or smart.

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

I've had kids make fun of my middle name. My middle name is George. I know what you are thinking "how the fuck does someone make fun of the name "George?"

They would say it in a retard like voice, think "whats eating gilbert grape."

So yeah, if kids want to be dicks, they will. They don't have to be clever or smart.

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Umm... You see there was this book by John Steinbeck... Ahh, forget it.

My sister was named after a Comic book/TV character (Emma, after Emma Peele of the Avengers)

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

Umm... You see there was this book by John Steinbeck... Ahh, forget it.

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John Steinbeck hated Iron Plant

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Originally Posted by kedawa

Shit, why not name the kid 'President' or 'Chief Justice' for that matter.

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I was talking about naming a kid "Senator" at Quiznos the other day. You aim a little bit higher, though.

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

John Steinbeck hated Iron Plant

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I always thought IP was an inspiration to the man. I mean, how else do you come up with characters like good ol' Lennie?

So Nic Cage went from trying to emulate his Elvis fanboyism in real life to emulating.....the epic past of Krypton??? :lol:

And to think I used to feel that Talula Belle (sp?), Hunter, Rumour and Scout were really bad names.

Some model/former DJ named her kid Audio Science.

I've also had a jones to punch Rob Morrow in the face for naming his daughter Tu.

Toni Braxton named one of her sons denim. Ghetto fab stupid there.

Oh yeah, Moxie Crimefighter is the worst. Penn needs a good kick to his jaw for that one.

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Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee.

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I stand corrected. :sweat:

What next, an 80s gen celeb naming their kids after Nintendo characters? "Hi this is Mary Hart from ET, tonight we visit the home of _________ celebrity where we also get to see his family life with sons Luigi and Mario, daughter peach and his delightful bulldog Bowser. Please don't sue us if my painfully fake smile and ear drum searing voice enduces a seizure or earth shattering aneurism!"

edit: But hey, Marina would be a pretty normal sounding name for a girl even if it's a Treasure reference.

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

Umm... You see there was this book by John Steinbeck... Ahh, forget it.

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Call me crazy, but I have my doubts that I was being made fun of in middle school by a bunch of "Of Mice and Men" fans.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

The fucking kid's name is "Kal-El."

Yeah, "Kal-El."

This is almost as stupid as Penn Jillette naming his daughter "Moxie Crimefighter."

Just so fucking idiotic that I had to vent. Celebrities are such assholes.

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what a fucking nerd he is

maybe hell have the kid call him Jor-El

and Moxi Crimefighter WTF


Penn and Teller stopped being funny so many long painful years ago

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Call me crazy, but I have my doubts that I was being made fun of in middle school by a bunch of "Of Mice and Men" fans.

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we had to read of mice and men in 5th or 6th grade I think 6th and we watched the movie, so I could see easily how you would have been being made fun of by people who knew about Of Mice and Men in middle school

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Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv

we had to read of mice and men in 5th or 6th grade I think 6th and we watched the movie, so I could see easily how you would have been being made fun of by people who knew about Of Mice and Men in middle school

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Yes, I bet you did. But the school I was in copped out and had some thick red book of bullshit for us to read. It was mind numbingly stupid. There was one story about a baseball kid who took ballet during the summer. Oh, and then there was some other story about a stupid ant getting stuck in bubble gum. I so fucking hated that book. The thing was nothing but one huge cop out on the school district to get out of ever being sued.