I Banged a Goth Chick

yeah razor, that was pretty bad.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

Anyways, have any of you guys, (or girls) slept with some goth person, and was the experience crazily,weird or way below average and boring?

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Beyond Thunderdome.

Always always always go for the quiet ones if you want mad crazy sex. Just make sure they're not all fat or ugly. 99% of the time they haven't gotten laid in a while and are YEARNING for it, like mad wolves.

Edit: Oh yeah, the younger the better. Just make sure she's ABOVE 18.

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Originally Posted by Tojo

Edit: Oh yeah, the younger the better. Just make sure she's ABOVE 17.

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Fixed.

I've been with a goth girl and she was awesome. At one point I had my hand on her neck and she started saying, "Yeah, kill me," a couple times and later on had no clue she said that. It was great.

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

Black chicks too

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Black girls are psycho, never cross one as they have no qualms whatsoever about slashing your tires/publically humilating you over and over at your job/etc. Screw one, dump her, screw someone else, go back... but don't cheat on them. They'll kill you. White girls will just plot and try to fuck with your head, but they just aim to make you feel guilty and will tell their friends about you. And even then you can usually still get with at least one of them.

Also, check to see how many kids they have first. I'm serious.

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Originally Posted by voltz

This is a good way to seperate goth frauds from S&L queens.

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S&L?

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

Did you listen to Bauhaus while you were banging her out?

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Okay, I guess she wasn't that goth. Nine Inch Nails was as close as we got to there, and that worked okay. I spent 6 months with a goth girl before things got ugly, and the sex was pretty ridiculous, scratching and biting included. It was a good time.

I'd do it again. Preferably while she's still dating the guy she's with now.

I've banged several "goth" chicks. They've ranged from freak me out crazy in bed to "oh my god this bitch is boring in the sack". So basically they're just like every other girl, you don't know what you'll get until the clothes come off.

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

I've been with a goth girl and she was awesome. At one point I had my hand on her neck and she started saying, "Yeah, kill me," a couple times and later on had no clue she said that. It was great.

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I envy the life you live.

Why must you turn TNL into a house of lies?

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Originally Posted by Calliander

Why must you turn TNL into a house of lies?

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You mean, me? I was serious, that'd be cool! :D